Chapter 10

Distractions

When we got to the Cullen's, Edward and I went straight to his room to pick out the colors for our wedding. Alice said everything must match perfectly, or she would personally arrange the whole wedding with all pink.

It was very hard to concentrate on colors when Edward kept kissing my neck and the hollow behind my ear, though. I did have one color in mind. At David's Bridal, they had a color called apple (red). I figured this was a very nice color and also had symbolism, considering I was "biting the forbidden fruit" and all.

"Hey Edward? What about this apple color?" I asked. J

"Ah, symbolism. And it's a nice color. Sounds good, Bella. I'll go with anything you want," Edward said.

Then Emmett came in, saying "Eddie-kins, Bella-wella?" Then he saw Edward kissing my neck and said "Ah, get a room!"

Edward was glaring at Emmett. Uh-oh, this couldn't be good. "Yes, what do you want?" I asked tentatively.

"Well, Alice won't let me watch the Disney Channel because it says the's' word, and so…"

"The Disney Channel says the's' word?".

"Yes, it says stupid. Now, as I was saying, I want to get revenge on Alice because she will only let me watch Playhouse Disney, and I need minions, so will you guys help?" he asked.

I started giggling uncontrollably, and without thinking, said, "Sure, Emmett, we'll help!"

"Yays! Meet me in my room in 5 minutes!" he said and ran away, giggling his girly giggle the whole time.

"He thinks stupid is a bad word?" I asked Edward.

"You've never seen how violent Emmett gets when he watches anything PG rated or over. Now, why would you agree to help him with his stupid plan? Why, Bella, why?" Edward whined.

"I don't know, sounds like fun? Plus don't you want to get her back after that makeover she gave you last week?"

"Oh ya…Let's go!"

(Emmett's POV)

5 minutes later…

"Now, Bella, you have to wear this, its only fair," hehehehehe!

"Fine…" Bella said. She knew she would never win against me. Now for Edward…

"No, Emmett, I will not wear a leotard, soffes, leg warmers, and ballet slippers." Oh yes you will…

"Edward, please?" Bella asked, all innocence and puppy eyes.

"Fine." Mwahahahahaha!!

Now I must go get on my outfit! Where is that cape? Hmmm…Ahh! There it is! Emmett was looking very fashionable in a black cape with red on the inside and a very Zoro-like mask. He was also sporting one of Rosalie's bras and a thong over his clothes. (Do I really need to say this is sarcasm? And can we safely say gay here! I think so!)

Then Edward came out of the bathroom wearing a pink leotard, bright pink leggings and soffes, and pink toe ballet slippers. He looked very pissed.

Bella was changing in Edward's room changing, and I heard her call, "Do I really have to come out?"

"Yes. You must! Get your little petukis out of there!" I yelled. I love torturing that girl. And it's sooo easy too!

Edward started to growl at me. Oops, did I think that out loud?

"Yes, Emmett," Eddiekins said, still growling. Mr. Grumpy Gills. Yays! I love quoting Finding Nemo! Just then, Bella walked in, sporting a black baseball cap worn "the right way" (kinda to the side), a black turtleneck sweater that had leather ties on the sides, a black skirt, black leggings, and black high heeled boots that went all the way to her knees and laced up the back.

I think she looked very Mission Impossible personally.

Then I started humming the Mission Impossible theme song, peeked around the corner, looked both ways, and walked slowly out the door holding a faked finger gun. Next I did a triple back handspring to Alice's room.

A/N--i decided to split chapter 10 in two, it was really long...sorry i haven't updated in a while!love you all! review please!

sassystephy