"Know Your Mare"

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Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. That's all I have to say from here.

Chapter 11: Snowflake

A white pony with a tough muscular built, a dirty blond mullet and intensive red eyes took his spot in the hot seat. His behavior looked like he took steroids all of a sudden. Quite frankly, it was Snowflake.

Know your mare... Know your mare... Know your mare...

"YEAH!" Snowflake exclaimed in glory.

Yeah, that's what this show is called. Snowflake... he takes steroids.

"YEAH!" Snowflake shouted once again. The announcer looked stunned in disbelief.

Um... you actually believe you take steroids?

"YEAAAAAAAH!" Snowflake hollered happily before the announcer hit his forehead in plain stupidity.

You do realize this is Know Your Mare, right? You're supposed to defend what I say to you!

"YEAAAAAH!" Snowflake blared out, getting the announcer's message clearly.

Good. Let's try again. Snowflake... he's a crack addict!

"YEAAAAAH!" Snowflake shouted happily while flexing his muscles.

No! No! No! You're supposed to say that you're not a crack addict? Haven't you watched the show in your entire life?

"YEAAAAAH!" He shouted once again. The announcer was getting annoyed with his irritating personality, but he decided to remain calm.

Good. Now remember, when I insult you, you try to defend yourself. Do we have a deal?

"YEAAAAAAAAH!" Snowflake shouted again while he saluted to the announcer.

Okay, let's do this right. Snowflake... his pee color is blood!

"YEAAAAAH!" Snowflake said, pumping his hoof in the air. The announcer had enough of

NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT IS NOT HOW WE AGREED ON! ARE YOU ACTUALLY THAT RETARDED?!

Frankly, Snowflake didn't answer one bit. He erupted in stunned silence.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA AGREE WITH WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU? YOU ARE BY FAR, THE MOST RETARDED PIECE OF HORSECRAP I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Snowflake screamed in negative response. The announcer was stunned once again. But then, he finally started to whimper and cry, thinking he's already given up on the rage-a-holic pony that was Snowflake.

Oh, what the hell... I give up! *sigh* Now that you know Snowflake, I'm f***ing going home! Can somebody get me whiskey and a colt 45 so I can try not to kill myself with it?

"YEAAAAAAH!" Snowflake shouted out in victory. But before the announcer left in a sad and angry mood, he told him off for the final time.

AHHH, F**K OFF!

Wow... Snowflake really broke the announcer inside. Whatever he did, I love it.

Next up will be Princess Cadence, so R&R!