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Back to Zero: Poison and a bitch

Koro-Sensei announces the end of the lesson as Okuda goes up to him.

Okuda looks at the ground and holds up a few poisons „Uhmm... I made these poisons... are they useable for defense...?"

Sensei looks at her and then smiles „I'm sorry, Okuda-san. I don't know that since I'm not very much of an assassin or poison dealer"

I inwardly facepalm /Yeah... you only happen to be the God of Death!/

I watch Koro-Sensei as he gives Okuda advice and think about what to do next. Normally Bitch-Sensei would arrive soon but who knows if she comes here, after all there isn't some super-being that intends to destroy Earth.

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It's May and I really begin to think Bitch-Sensei won't come. School starts and Karasuma-Sensei and Koro-Sensei come in with a third person.

Karasuma-Sensei takes the lead „...Allow me to introduce the part-time foreign language teacher who has come today. She will also help uncover the assassin that hides in the class"

The woman introduces herself „My name is Irina Jelavic"

/The whole class instantly regognizes her personality... Well, it's not like she needs to act nice this time to seduce Koro-Sensei/

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We're on the sports-ground when Bitch-Sensei comes across us and it's time to start the next class.

„...So, umm... Irina... Sensei? Class is starting, so should we return to the classroom?" Isogai asks a bit uncertain.

Bitch-Sensei lights a cigarrete „Class? ...Oh, right. You are all free to do as you see fit. Also, could you stop being so familiar with me and calling me by my first name? I have no intention of playing teacher. Call me Jelavic-oneesama"

Karma looks at her with a gloating smile „...So, what now? Bitch-neesan"

„Don't shorten it!" She shouts at him.

Karma doesn't let go „You're a professional killer, right? Will you really be able to uncover the assassin when we can't?"

„The difference between brats and grown-ups is how we adults do things. You're Nagisa Shiota, right?" She looks at me.

I remember what happened last time and quickly hide behind Itona.

Bitch-Sensei doesn't seem to care „Tch. Kids can be so scared"

We all go into the classroom but Bitch-Sensei still has no intention of actually teaching. After a follow up like last time we are even more annoyed by her. The next english lesson isn't better. When Isogai asks her to switch with Koro-Sensei she gives her speech about class E and how she's going to share the reward with us.

The others faces once again grow dark and I feel a bit angry myself. We begin to throw objects at her and chase her out of the room. I can see Karasuma-Sensei sigh near the window. Later, I can feel her watch us training and when classes start again she writes something on the board and lets us pronounce it. She explains us the meaning of what stands there and explains her method to learn languages.

She looks to the corner of the room „Learn what you'll need to study for entrance exams from that class-teacher of yours. I'm just going to stick to teaching conversation techniques that will be useful in the future. If... despite that, you still don't view me as a teacher, then I'll give up and leave. Th- this way, there aren't any complaints, right? ...Also, sorry for a bunch of things"

The class looks at her astonished, then they look at each other and laugh. They talk about she somehow became like a normal teacher and how that can't bring themselves to call her Bitch-neesan anymore and Bitch-Sensei cries.

Karma has none of it „So, we'll use Bitch-Sensei"

In the end we still call her Bitch-Sensei. It's good to see the class like this. ...Next up should be the school assembly...