Me: here is the Chapter that is this week's update…
Chad: how'd you figure that out?...
Me: well I just updated one day this week and my dreams haven't been crushed for the 11th time yet…
Chad: then we have to fix that…
Me: what do you mean?
Chad: this…
Phantom will never own Twilight and will never become a werewolf
Me: *Sniffles from crying at crushed dreams* that's not true… well the Twilight part is, but I will be able to shape-shift in the future…
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Before Chad ruins any of my other dreams, here is Chapter 11
Carlisle POV
Finally, we reached where ever it was that we were going. I can finally get out of this god forsaken car. Where are we anyway? When I looked around, I found myself in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Why in the world were we in a parking lot? Somewhere I get the feeling that Emmett started this all.
"You're right Carlisle, it was Emmett's fault, but we all are contributing, even Nessie and Jake helped out yesterday." Wait, Emmett got Edward to help him with something that has to be a miracle. Wait, what am I saying? If they managed to get Edward to help them, then that must mean that they have enlisted me in their strange Wal-Mart fetish. I am doomed. "Carlisle, there is no need to be negative. It isn't that bad." Curse you mind reader, I say curse you.
"So, Carlisle, your task, if you should choose to accept it is that while you are handling guns in the hunting department, you must ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. So, the question now is do you accept it?" I really never figured that Emmett would learn some big words, but I guess he does have a brain after all, who knew.
"Unfortunately, I did, and you never want to know what he thinks about, even I don't want to. But alas, it is out of my control." Like I said before, curse you mind reader, I say curse you.
"I really don't think th-," I said before being cut off by a hyperactive pixie. Curse them too, I say curse you.
"He WILL complete the task, but can I help him out Em?" I don't know why Alice wants to help out, but I sure as he** wont participate in this foolish endeavor. I have much better things to do, like finding the cure to cancer. Or better yet, World Hunger. "Carlisle, there is no denying this, I already saw you cave, why try and put it off any longer, the sooner you finish this, the sooner you can go find the cure to World Hunger." Well, the pixie has a point, the sooner I get this over with; the sooner I can leave. But as I said before, and I will say it again, curse you pixie, I say curse you.
"Fine, but I will only help if I can leave right after this, and Edward has to help me instead." Mind-reader didn't see that coming from his expression. I still say that he should be cursed, but this is almost as good.
"But, why do I ha-" and mind reader was denied speech for the moment.
"Edward, you will help Carlisle complete this task, as says the GREATEST, MOST INVINCIBLE, COOLEST, MOST AWESOME, HANDOME, INTELLIGENT, COURA-" Finally, someone shut Emmett up.
"Fine, I'll do it, if only for you to stop speaking Emmett."
"Okay." That sounds like the Emmett we all know.
"So how are we doing this?" I regretted asking that as soon as I saw all of their faces. This will be one long day.
Me: I think I will stop there…
Chad: way to end on a cliffy
Me: I felt like it…
Chad: why are you putting … after everything that you say?
Me: 'cause…
Chad: there it is again
Me:…
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Chad: this is always pointless, why do you even bother?
Me: because I can…
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Me: I, like, think that the button does something, like, cool, but I really don't, like, know, like, click it and, like, fine, like, out!...
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Another good Lauren impression, I think that I deserve some reviews…
… I hope you people have a good night and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!