Thankies for everyone who read and reviewed Even's thank you notes. Now, Ienzo got his hair cut, went shopping for school clothes, saw the last Harry Potter movie and cried 'cause it was the last one, wrote in his lexicon and wrote his thank you notes. Now, here's Ienzo's thank you notes.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Ienzo
*Ienzo sits in the chair and stares at Bob.
Bob stares back and the two starts a three minutes staring competition.
"Er, is he going to say his thank you notes anytime soon?" Braig says, looking at the two.
"I don't know…But, Bob, Bob, just start playing," Even says.
Bob does, without breaking his stare at Ienzo, and receives a few laughs.
Aeleus and Dilan enter and see Ienzo staring intently at Bob.
"Okay…Did we come in at a bad time?" Dilan asks.
Aeleus says nothing and shakes his head.*
"Thank you…Even,
For teaching me about the birds and the bees when I was three. And you wonder why I'm still scarred for life and don't speak…
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…Braig,
For taking my books and burning them in the campfire when we went camping. And you wonder why I set your room on fire…
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…Dilan and Aeleus,
For NOT chasing off those Unversed creatures! Seriously, one nearly froze me to death!
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
*"We did say we were sorry," Aeleus says.
Ienzo says nothing and glares.*
"Thank you…Ven,
For letting my creepy babysitter, Even find me. I WAS trying to get away from him, you idiot!
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…Ansem the Wise,
For adopting me, but letting Even be my babysitter. Yeah, thanks a lot (sarcasm)…
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…my parents,
For dying and pretty much making me an emo kid…
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…Xehanort,
For destroying my home and turning me into a Heartless. I hate you…
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
*"Wow, that was…" Even says.
"Emo sounding," Braig replies.
"Yup, that's it," Even says.
Ienzo glares at them with a death glare and continues.*
"Thank you…large, fat woman who went down the water slide and the water park Kairi, Even and I went to,
For crashing into the water butt first, sending all the water flying out of the pool and nearly squishing me under your fat buttocks! Have you ever considered Slim Fast?
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…the library,
For being the only place I can read and eat my candy in peace.
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…my hairstyle,
For making people think I'm emo. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
*"Aren't you?" Dilan asks.
Ienzo glares and continues.*
"Thank you…my lexicon,
For being interesting to read. That's probably why my Nobody, Zexion, have you.
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…denim shirts that I saw in the store,
For telling jeans pants that there are other career paths.
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
"Thank you…school,
For being like a prison. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Ienzo, Ansem the Wise's adopted son"
Well, those were Ienzo's thank you notes. Next up, due to more screen time he had, is Xehanort (the younger). Review please.
-miano53