~Chapter 11: Helping Hannah Banana~

Dear Macey,

I love you. We are new best friends. Please internet stalk me. ;D

Lol, Just Jokin' (: that sounded really creeperish... O.o Lol (: But in all seriousness let's be best friends. (:

I love Josh Hutcherson.:D He's the picture of what all males should resemble and look like :D Hahah, maybe it's because I watched Journey 2 last night and realized how much I love Josh and HATE Vanessa. I mean, she gets all the cuties! She had Zac Efron back in her high school musical days, and now Josh Hutcherson! Not Fair! LOL (: But seriously, Vanessa. You can't have Troy AND Peeta. -,- Lol (:

Love,

~Your New Best Friend

~*:*~

To my new Best Friend:

You literally made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! :)

You should send me some of your problems! I love problems! Got problems? Got milk? OHMYGOSH cookies sound so good right now. Quiero chocolate chip cookies now. Now. Now. Now.

I love Josh Hutcherson so much, like you don't even know. Well actually I love lot of people, including Zac Efron.

My husbands include:

1. spiderman (and yes that includes both actors that play him)
2. josh hutcherson (including peeta)
3. liam hemsworth (and definitely not gayle)
4. leonardo dicaprio (you know everyone says he's old but HELLO? TITANIC?)
5. zac efron (and yes that includes troy bolton. I like me a guy that can sing)
6. logan lerman
7. taylor lautner (but jacob black is also an acceptable option)
8. christian bail (dreamy moan*)

{please note that order of the previously listed men does not imply preference or favoritism. because i would be uncharacteristically happy with one or all of the selected hotties}

Yours Truly,

~Macey McHenry

~*:*~

Hey Best Friend!

LOL i love making people laugh! (;

Ah, I see (: I always have problems, I'm a teenage girl living in America who goes to a private school and has everything she needs! I'm going on vacation in a week, my life is AWFUL! LOL, that's our society for ya (; Hahaha joking, but I do have something for you. Hold on a sec (;
Cookies? Oh. My. God. Right? I want them to appear in front of me, like, today. :D

Okay. It's offical. You're me in another person's body, because I freaking love all of those males. I want to MARRY all of those males. Dude I know, Leo is SO HOT! how can anyone not freaking love him? It's a like, a crime not to. I'm serious. Deathly. Serious. -.- (- that is my serious face. hahaha (:

Okay, here's my problem (: It's not really mine, rather my friends, but she's not here right now, so she'll have to build a bridge! Because I'm sharing it anyway! lolol (; just joking, I don't think she'll care...

Dear Oh-Wise-One-In-Love-With-Peeta,

I have an issue, and none of my friends can help. So I was hoping you could? (:

You see, there's this boy I liked for the entire school year. But at the end of the year, he just stopped liking me and dropped me like I was an old pair of socks or something. It was awful. I still think about him and don't know what to do. He's always in my mind. And he asked my ex-friend out!

Like, how rude is THAT?

How do I get over him? (:

-SomeoneWhoNeedsHelp

So this is a "problem" my friend Hannah has. I don't think it's THAT big of a deal, but you're Macey, so you'll find a way, you fairy. :D Hahahah.

We should talk more, you sound like an awesome chick! I need some friends that aren't annoying (; LOLOL.

My name's Sol, by the way (:

-Sol (:

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Hey Sol :)

You sound like an awesome chick, too! And I really wasn't joking when I said we should be best friends. Okay maybe I was a little bit. I mean, lets be as best friends as people who meet online who have never met each other and hardly know anything about each other can be. Lol.

I really do think it would be nice to know people that don't suck. I don't think you suck yet Sol. Hahah. If you read my story "The Mixed Up Files of the NotSoMuchLovers" then you will truly learn how much the people in my life suck, hahahhahaah.

Dearest Hannah,

I like your name. It sounds pretty, and it also rhymes with Banana. Which was my main staple of consumption when I was in the 8th grade.

So anyway, being thrown away like an old sock is never fun. Never fun at freaking all. To be honest Hannah, I don't know you at all. I don't know if you like to sleep with socks on or if you enjoy chocolate or if you're as obsessed with Taylor Swift as I am. (But honestly, that's okay because if I did know those things about you that would be highly strange.)

To get over guys, I like to write songs or poetry. And considering the guy I just got over was my neighbor, it was really fun to stand in the back yard and sing this song at the top of my lungs when I knew he could hear me in order to offend him in a fun and prime way.

If you're not the creative type, then I would suggest listening to music expressing how you feel. I know that sometime when you're looking for the right stuff to listen to and you're just like "one more stupid love song, I'll be sick!" (like in that new and really good Maroon 5 song?).

I personally turn to Taylor Swift in all times of despair. Taylor Swift isn't exactly some people's forte. So find another alternative. Another great way to get over guys (that my English teacher suggested to me) is to change everything that that person loves about you. You have long hair that they used to love to run their fingers through? Cut it off. They got you a bracelet for your birthday? Get a new one. They hate people who wear gladiator sandals? Go and purchase yourself some freaking gladiator sandals because you deserve some my friend.

Now there are a few different stages of this. There's a stage of sadness. A stage of jealousy. A stage of pissed off.

When you're sad, you could start rumors about how he's gay, or you could just do the sad movie watching, ice cream eating, crying alternative. I do like this alternative because sometimes, you just need a good cry while your little brother sits across the room staring at you because he thinks you've lost something that should be inside of your skull.

During the jealousy faze, is the time where you go and TP his new girlfriend's house. Not only will this be extremely fulfilling, but you'll also be able to spend the better parts of the late night running around town with all your friends with vengeance in mind.

The stage of pissed off is when you start listening to angry music and you TP HIS house. I find that this process is even more fulfilling than TPing his new girlfriend's house, mainly because of the fact that you can write in his driveway with shaving cream whatever sadistic message floats your boat at the time.

Yours Truly,

~Macey McHenry