This chapter is dedicated to legaldramafan. Amazing person they are!

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The ex's had been in the parlor together for two days. They had kept the talking to a minimum after the awkwardness that was the Theodore incident. But after so long, Reid couldn't keep his mouth shut, he had to ask.

"So, uh, h-how did you and Theodore meet?"

"Oh, uh, I actually accidentally hit on his boyfriend. Are you sure we're ready to talk about this?"

"Well, you talk about Morgan, so why can't I talk about your boyfriend?"

"HA! You just implied that Derek is your boyfriend. You do like him!"

"Shut up!"

"You always were a sore loser."

"So, tell me about how you met him."

"Well, a few people from work and I were at a bar, then I saw this super hunk standing at the bar. So, of course, what am I to do? Go hit on him of course. So I walk up and use one of my lame lines that only work on guys whose IQ's are smaller than their waist size. And he goes ballistic. He shoves me back and tells me that he's in a relationship. Then, just when I'm so positive he's gunna beat the crap out of me, this total cutie comes running up, he gets right in between us and whispers something to idiot boy. Then, he backed off, and Theodore turned around, and looked at me with the cutest smile I had seen since you left. And asked me if I would like to go back to his place with him and his boyfriend. Of course, I said yes before his sentenced was even finished. So, we had and awesome night, then, I left my phone number on one of the night stands. Two weeks later, I got a call. Theodore said that he and his boyfriend just broke up, and wondered if I wanted to have sex. I said yes and went over to his house… but, we didn't have sex. We watched a movie for a little bit, and then he began crying, I comforted him… I ended up falling asleep in his arms. And, that's where it started." His tone was one of pure love, his eyes went slightly glazed.

"You really love him, don't you?" Spencer asked in a soft voice.

"I really, really do." Dominic's voice was just as soft.

Then he coughed.

"Look, if this makes you uncomfortable," The younger looked very worried at the prospect of making his ex uncomfortable.

"I say again, if you can talk about Derek like it's nothing, we can talk about Theodore."

Lowell got a thoughtfully, and slightly confused look on his face.

"…I think that time you implied you loved him."

"Will you stop that?"

"Dommy!" One of the female tattoo artists called.

The ex-couple stopped their conversation and looked at her; she looked annoyed at the tall red haired male next to her. Her heavy sigh begged them to help her. The duo rushed over.

"Anything I can help you with Stace?" The business owner asked.

"We're just having a little trouble coagulating out points of interest." She smiled a smile that only few people would know to be fake.

"What seems to be the break in communication?"

"He told me he wanted a nautical star, then a minute ago he said he wanted a cross. I told him the price would be different because crosses are more elaborate. He does not find this fair." She informed them.

"Sir, why don't you think this is fair? More time and effort on a project will automatically make it cost more." The business owner stated, for the first time sounding like he WAS a business owner.

"But she told me it'd probably be twenty dollars more than she said before, that is ridiculous." The annoyed male half growled, obviously not happy about the situation.

"Actually, it's not. You see, due to the in-cohesive derivative of your afore mentioned complaint, it is severely auspicious and condition. That being said, don't you comprehend why that request and nucleic aren't coagulated?" The twenty four year old asked, using the large words like they were nothing.

The man who was causing trouble stopped, looked slightly confused, but then cleared his throat to cover it up.

"Fine, whatever." He rolled his eyes.

The ex-boyfriends smiled and left then.

"You do realize that what you just said to him makes no sense at all, right?" Spencer chuckled when they got back to the front desk.

"Yes. Don't you remember that bully at my high school? The one that would shove me down stairs?"

"Yea."

"Well, remember how I got him to stop? I used words he didn't understand. So he was too confused to know what to say but was too embarrassed to admit he didn't know what to say. So he left me alone."

"You know, you're really smart."

"Why else would you have been with me?"

"Well, now you're with Theodore."

"And you're with Derek."

"I AM NOT!"