This is a public announcement!!! Does anyone here like Ouran High School Host Club?! I will be holding auditions for places in a club remake one-shot ultimate parody. All you have to do is:

Leave a review saying which member you would like to be or would most likely be and why! You will almost DEFINATELY be given a role, although it may not be the member of your pick. Members:

Kyoya

Hikaru

Kaoru

Hunny

Mori

TAMAKI IS TAKEN! I repeat, Tamaki is TAKEN! By.... ME. Yeah, so? It's mine, I can be who I want.

This is a parody, and if nobody auditions, I will put random Jhonen Vasquez characters in it, and Nny will be Kyoya!

Nny: Please do it... I don't wanna be Kyoya. Hell, I don't even think KYOYA wants to be Kyoya!

Qualifications:

Kyoya- Half the time, calm, cool, alloof. Other times... Creepy and maniplutative.

Hikaru & Kaoru- Both mischievious twins. They act almost the same, but Kaoru's more responsible, and Hikaru's just mean.

Hunny- Cute, looks like a little kid. LOVES cake.

Mori- Quiet, strong, mature. Hardly talks.

PLEASE AUDITION! You'll save Squee from being Hunny, Nny from being Kyoya, and me from getting KILLED!

Sorry to distract you. I write more on the actual story now...