Nick Maple- The New Adventure Begins
Nick Maple and his new friends headed back to headquarters, Dillon Pickle firmly encased in a bird cage and tugged along in a red wagon behind Nick Maple. How did they capture him, you ask? I'm not really sure. I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I'll leave that part out. But let's just say a freeze ray was involved.
The avengers and Nick Maple hopped back into their jet, and they left Canada for America. Nick Maple seemed a bit sad about leaving a country that so reminded him of his own, but no one really cared.
A voice came on over the intercom. It was Black Widow!
"Black Widow!" Said Captain America helpfully.
"Hello." She responded. "This is not a courtesy call. We all need to head for New York City, pronto."
"What's wrong in New York?" Asked Tony.
"Just do it." Black Widow hung up.
The avengers shrugged, and then headed to New York.
Flying over New York, they began to notice that the city was glistening. Almost like it was covered in maple syrup!
"My syrup senses are tingling!" Yelled Nick Maple!
Dillon began to cry softly at the syrup, since none of it had strawberries.
"What on earth happened?!" Yelled Captain America.
And then they saw it- a spaceship, eerily similar to the one Captain Maple had flown in on, parked atop the empire state building.
"My brethren eh!" Nick Maple cried.
"I thought the moose were your brethren?" Asked Tony.
"All who love syrup are my brethren eh."
"Moose don't eat syrup."
"Do too eh."
As the avengers flew through the syrup encrusted city, they began to see more and more Canadian ships. It took them a few moments, but then they realized, IT WAS A FULL SCALE INVASION!
Thor, Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man all turned to look at Nick Maple. "What a dramatic and inventive plot twist!" They all thought. Had Nick Maple just been distracting them with his syrupy ways? Was he really just the distraction while the Canadians covered America in maple syrup?
Find out next time in Nick Maple: The Less Awesome Captain America!