WST: YEAH!
JJ: We have a lot of dares today.
WST: I would like to personally thank you all. If it wasn't for you guys I would have left this site.
JJ: Please enjoy all the torture of the crew.
DC cast: AWW MAN!
JJ and WST: QUIET YOU!
WanderingSoulofTime walked into the room thinking about some more ways to torture the crew. JJ walked in soon after polishing his new AK-47 assault rifle. WanderingSoulofTime looked at JJ and said, "What's it with you and guns? I mean, you practically carry a gun anywhere you go."
JJ just shrugged and said, "Guns are awesome. If you got a problem, then I really don't care." WanderingSoulofTime just sighs and picks up the reviews that were lying all over the table. "Come on, we need to get to the crew."
(Both of the people walk down the hallway and walk into the Dark Cloud Truth or Dare room. They see Toan, Xiao, Monica and Max playing bingo in the middle of the room.)
"Time to have some fun." WanderingSoulofTime said with a smirk. JJ aimed at the center of the table and waited for someone to yell bingo. He didn't have much of a wait as Monica immediately yelled, "BINGO!" Then he fired his AK 47 at the feet of the crew. The crew hopped around and narrowly avoided all of his bullets. JJ runs out of ammo a few seconds later and immediately hides behind WanderingSoulofTime. WanderingSoulofTime just sighs and says, "Well, you said Bingo. So there's your prize. You get to live for another chapter."
The crew starts glaring at WanderingSoulofTime but he just ignores it. "Any way today we 4 reviewers with their own dares." The crew groans at this. "But, I decided to put some of them together to help get the torture over faster. The first 3 reviews are from Madame Lulu, DClouded, and Scarlet Flower in that order. Their reviews say:
Oooh.. how cute your story is...
Dare: Osmond must take off his mask.
Truth: Toan, why were you so silent in the game?
Man... the epicness in the story.
Dare: Goro has to walk on his hands.
Aw! This story is awesome! luved the mudfight!
Dare: Osmond has to eat rabbit stew.
xD What can I say? You eat what you are, and you are what you eat.
"Thanks for the reviews you guys, Cookies for you all (Hands them the cookies) Okay, I think the truth was answered last chapter but we can start on Osmond." WanderingSoulofTime finished as he looked at the Moon rabbit.
The moon rabbit shrugged and removed his mask. He looked a lot like most moon rabbits but he had blue eyes. Suddenly a horde of fan girls swoop in and start crowding over Osmond. The moon rabbit starts yelling and immediately put his mask back on. WanderingSoulofTime sweatdrops and says, "Ohhh. So that's why he kept it on. Anyway onto the next dare. Goro get started."
Goro started grumbling but asked, "How long?" WanderingSoulofTime blinked and looked at the review again. He then said, "Uhh... It doesn't say. Just go for as long as you can." Goro nods and attempts to walk on his hands. He epically fails and breaks the floor underneath him. There is a crash and he goes through the floor.
WanderingSoulofTime sweatdrops and says, "He really should work out more. Anyway time for the last dare. JJ go get the soup." JJ nods and walks off to make the soup. Osmond shudders and says, "Do I have to?" WanderingSoulofTime says, "Sorry Osmond no exceptions whatsoever. Oh, look JJ's here." JJ walks in carrying the rabbit soup and places it in front of Osmond. Osmond gulps but takes a sip of the rabbit soup. He immediately gags and tries to spit out the food, but WanderingSoulofTime holds out his contract. He reluctantly swallows the soup and picks up his spoon for the next sip.
(5 minutes later)
Osmond finally finishes the soup and starts groaning. He runs to the bathroom and some gagging sounds are heard. WanderingSoulofTime sighs and says, "Well it's time for the next set of dares. It's from Chiio-chan and she says:
Aw, so you borrowed my idea?
Anyway, good job! Thank you for making my dares come true!...
Another two sets of dares!
Osmond runs (NOT FLIES) fifty laps around Yellow Drops.
2. Monica and Xiao switch bodies. Keep it up!
"Thank you Chiio-chan. A cake for you ( hands her cake.) She gets a cake because she's an awesome writer and she reviewed a lot. Now then Osmond give me your propeller pack." Osmond sighs but reluctantly gives WanderingSoulofTime the propeller pack. WanderingSoulofTime takes the item and warps the crew and himself to Yellow Drops.
"Ready...Set...GO!" He says as he waves a checkered flag. Osmond starts running around Yellow Drops.
(5 hours later)
The crew and WanderingSoulofTime are asleep when Osmond finally finishes his 50th lap. He walks up to the crew and yells into WanderingSoulofTime's ear. WanderingSoulofTime reacts by punching Osmond in the nose by his natural reflex. He then yawns and says, "Next time don't wake me up. Anyway onto the next dare. Xiao, Monica come here." Both of the girls nervously walk in front of WanderingSoulofTime. WanderingSoulofTime uses his Author Powers to switch Xiao and Monica's minds.
There is a red flash and the change was complete. Both of the girls look around confused and notice the other, They both ask, "Dd I really look like that?" To which WanderingSoulofTime sweatdrops to. "Now then since you guys change bodies, I can perform my most disturbing and confusing dare. I dare Monica, in Xiao's body, to kiss Toan and Xiao, in Monica's body, to kiss Max."
He laughs as he sees the entire crew pale as white as chalk. They reluctantly do the dares. WanderingSoulofTime turns around because he heard something behind him, but when he faces the crew again they are fighting each other..again. He simply sighs and uses his Author Powers to turn everything to normal. "Well that's all the dares for now."
Suddenly. The Harry Potter theme song starts playing and an owl swoops in out of nowhere. It drops a package with a letter on the table and flies off. WanderingSoulofTime looks around in confusion and says, "What the hell? Is this Harry Potter or what?" He notices the letter and says, "Hey look, another review. It's from," Laughs as he reads the name.
"Well, it's from Toan and Xiao's least favorite author. You know who it is right Toan?" Toan ponders for a second then pales. "No, No, Not him!" The crew gasps as they realize who it is that makes Toan shake in fear. "Yep, that's right. It's from SPG inc.! This ought to be good. He says:
Lol! Funny.
Now for a dare. You want to test Toan and Xiao's relationship? Tell me, have you ever seen, in real life or on Youtube, a cat being given a bath? No? Well nows your chance. My dare- transform Xiao into cat form and have Toan forcefully give her a cold bath with an extremly foul smelling anti-flea shampoo. KA HA HA HA!
And some truth- ask everyone (or a selection of people) what sort of underwear they're most comfortable with.
And ps to JJ. You like guns? Well as a special favour, here is the latest weapon to be produced by the SPG corperation- a fully automatic plasma gun, with an attached rocket launcher that I special designed so that it never shoots straight, just fires at random, and sometimes of its own accord. See if you can raise a bit of hell with this ;)
"Thanks for your review. Here, take this cake.(Hands him cake). Also EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! JJ'S GOT A NEW GUN." He starts running around in panic. JJ opens the package and smiles. He looks at the AK-47 and the new plasma gun. He tosses his AK and it hits the floor. It fires off several rounds and one bullet zooms out the door. Someone yells, "OW! MY LEG!"
WanderingSoulofTime wonders who it was but refocuses on JJ. JJ fires his Plasma rifle gun at everyone and everything. He stops as the plasma gun runs out of ammo. The crew sighs in relief until JJ activates the rocket launcher attachment.
The rockets start flying everywhere, hitting walls, tables, and even Goro. Then one rocket heads for WanderingSoulofTime. He manages to say, "Not again." before he was hit...again. There is a black smoke cloud and the room goes quiet. When the smoke clears WanderingSoulofTime is standing in the middle looking charred and he breathes out a smoke cloud. He shakes himself and all the black soot falls off.(like in a cartoon.) He glares at JJ and says, "No more rockets when I'm here."
JJ just sighs and hides the gun into his infinity pocket. "Anyway, time for the dare. Xiao, get over here" Xiao reluctantly walks up to WanderingSoulofTime and he uses his Author Powers to change Xiao back to a cat. Toan sighs and picks up Xiao and takes her to the bathroom. There is a yell and some hissing and then Toan runs out with Xiao scratching every part of his face.
He tries to get Xiao to stop, but she continues scratching him. WanderingSoulofTime gets bored and outs Xiao in a forcefield. He uses his powers to change Xiao back to normal and she immediately charges toward Toan and starts apologizing nonstop. Toan sighs and says, "Don't worry about it Xiao. I'll always forgive you no matter what happens." WanderingSoulofTime looks at the scene and thinks 'Curses! Nothing can break those two apart. Oh well.' "Time for the last part. I'll only ask the boys though."
Toan and Max say, "Boxers."
"Well that wraps up this chapter. Please review and give me more dares."
WST: Please give me more dares. Any dares are welcome, except for M-rated and yaoi.
JJ:What's that?
WST: Don't ask. Anyway please review. I accept dares via PM as well.