I've been busy working on Redditland (Terraria server) so I didn't have enough time to work on fanfiction. Here's a mini one-shot for all you patient fans.

Back in the laboratory, Bowser, Jeff, Apple Kid and Orange kid were laying face flat on the ground. They didn't know what happened, but rumors said that the mask salesman sent them back in time.

"Boys, wake up!" demanded Dr. Andonuts. Everyone woke up and paid attention to the professor. Beside him was the same mask salesman from the carnival.

"This nice man rescued you and brought you back here. Be careful next time!" Dr. Andonuts said. The mask salesman went back into the time machine and disappeared.

"Bowser, it's been a nice time working with you. We'll do our best to modify the machine for your own future use." They shook hands and Bowser left the laboratory. On the way home, the Koopa noticed a sale at the pet store.

"50% ON ALL AQUATIC CREATURES!" said the sign. It was held by a mysterious person, so mysterious that you couldn't see its face. Interested, Bowser went inside the pet store. The pet store smelled like rotting manure and wire cages were displayed here and there. In Nintendoland, cats and dogs don't exist. Instead, people would go and buy fairies, Yoshis, and Waddle Dees.

"Hello, how may I help you?" asked the lady. She wore a red apron over her orange shirt and black pants. The lady also looked like she was working there for the summer.

"I heard about those aquatic creatures, do you sell any sharks?" the Koopa inquired.

"Follow me." she instructed. Bowser followed her into the aquatic section and pointed at the giant aggressive shark inside an aquarium. It looked like it wanted to eat somebody.

"That will be 500 Smash Dollars, but since its 50% off, it's 250 Smash Dollars. You get the aquarium for free too." the lady said.

"I'll take it." Bowser said. He took out two 100 dollar bills and a 50 dollar bill, and handed it to the lady.

"Do you need help delivering it to your house? It's an extra 20 Smash Dollars to do so." she suggested. Bowser nodded his head and gave her a 20 dollar bill. The lady gave him a piece of paper and a pencil.

"Your address please?" she asked. The Koopa filled in the details she asked for and returned it back to her. She went into the employees only room, and a couple burly men picked up the aquarium and carried it away.

"We'll get it delivered in 30 minutes, Mr. Koopa!" they yelled. Bowser went home immediately and waited patiently for his arrival. The Ice Climbers noticed that Bowser looked so patient, and asked why.

"I noticed that you're patient today. What are you waiting for?" the pink mountain climber asked innocently.

"I'm waiting for my pet delivery."

"That's nice! I own a pet goldfish, while Popo owns a pet snake. What are you ordering?" Nana asked.

"I'm ordering a pet shark. I want to impress my friends."

"You're ordering a what?" asked Popo.

"A pet shark." Bowser said.

"Ding! Dong!" went the door. "That's my shark!" Bowser said happily.

Bowser rushed to the door and opened it. It was the same men who carried the aquarium away. They had the aquarium in their hands and looked like they couldn't hold it longer. Nana and Popo noticed the shark and ran off.

"Hello Mr. Bowser, here's the shark you asked for." said the strong man. Now, would you show me where to carry it?" Bowser escorted them to his bedroom and they placed the giant aquarium there. The strong men left the room and the house immediately.

The next day:

Bowser got out of his giant bed to see his giant pet shark. Instead of swimming around, it just lied there on the ground. It drowned, which is something a shark shoudn't do.

"There goes my pet shark." he thought.

Meme: Buys a pet shark. It drowns.