Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Sorry I've been so MIA, I've had a lot of crap going on. By that I mean I am a workaholic high school student who can't balance her own crazy schedule.
Like the song? Here's the link (minus the spaces)http :/ / www .youtube. com / watch?v =LP SalK7P QdA
DUDE! IT'S A FREAKING GEEKY ASIAN BOY BAND！ 我爱你！(They are like Super Junior M)
About a week after the incident, Matthew received a phone call from his ever so loving and not at all judgmental younger brother.
"Hey dude, what was with your totally gay roommates last week. Man, I tried to call you were, like, in a coma or something." He could hear Alfred flop down on their family room couch and flip on some mindless super hero cartoon made for children. It actually made perfect sense to Matthew why Alfred loved it them so much, considering how immature he was.
"I sort of was actually. Well, I was unconscious, but it was only for about a day." No one else was paying attention to the conversation. It was raining buckets outside, so cabin time was pretty quiet. Antonio had even fallen asleep, which was evident by his nonsensical mutterings about pirates and Spanish gibberish. Alfred, on the other hand, did not take this information very calmly.
"What the hell are they doing at that camp! What happened to you? Are you still hurt? I'm coming to get you, I have my license you know." He screeched into the phone, not moving an inch despite his determination to help his brother. Laziness can be a cold bitch sometimes.
Matthew shook his head calmly. "Easy now, that would just make things worse. I'm hundreds of miles away and you can barely listen to the same obnoxiously loud hip-hop song for more than a minute without getting bored and moving on to the next one. Besides, it was only a slight concussion and some staples in my head. No big deal."
This, however, was big deal to Alfred. He actually flung his bag of Doritos all over the pristine leather sectional, causing their dog to go into a riot. "Damn straight it's a big deal! Besides, I don't listen to rap anymore, too ghetto. I listen to ABBA."
"...That's just fantastic, Alfred, really." The slight annoyance rising up in Matthew's voice caused Francis to perk up his ears. "But the fact of the matter is I am perfectly safe here now. Rich people take possible lawsuits very seriously." Gilbert and Francis nodded, both of them had been involved in some minor lawsuits that turned into a literal brawl.
"Don't snap at me, Matt. I'm just worried about you." It admittedly caused Matthew's heart to ache a little bit when he heard the pain in Alfred's voice. Normally he would just apologize, but something didn't feel right about giving up so quickly.
"Well you shouldn't be. I can take care of myself." He closed his cell phone before letting Alfred respond and threw it on his bed. He felt a slightly frightening new emotion sweep over his body. But even though he'd never experienced it before, he still could put a name on it. Confidence.
"Oh my freakin gawd, I, like, totally hate the rain." Anna Sophia plopped down on the pink fluffy loveseat she had personally bought for the Handel House, her cabin. The 7 other girls in the cabin at the time, which was technically against the rules because you are supposed to spend cabin time in your own cabin, but that was rarely enforced, immediately stopped gossiping and turned their attention to Anna Sophia.
"Agreed. I just straightened my hair, and now I have to redo it!" The blue Wish! girl, Penelope, complained, ignoring the fact that her hair was naturally straight and the only thing she was succeeding in doing is frying her heavily highlighted caramel/blonde/auburn hair.
"It's a good thing I don't have to worry about that, I have perfect hair!" Everybody nodded in agreement, even though they all knew she spent the most time working on her hair and makeup than anybody else. "Did you see Elizaveta today? Seriously, pinstripe vests are so out. My stylist is writing an article about it for Cosmo."
Anna Sophia's obsession with Elizaveta was almost as bad as her obsession with herself. In all honestly, Elizaveta would probably have a lot of admirers if it wasn't for Anna Sophia's constant bashing. It was almost as if Anna Sophia was so aware of and threatened by this that she needed to remind everyone who was the boss at this camp. But the thing that really bothered her was that no matter how much she taunted Elizaveta, the brunette's confidence never wavered.
"Ha! She actually thought she looked good in it! Pluh-lease! My boobs were screaming just watching her try to hide hers in that hideous thing." Cameron, a ballet dancer from Chopin House scoffed. There was a short silence, most of the girls busy texting their 'people' to get rid of all of their pinstripe vests (I am wearing one right now, so don't take offense.) Though they would never let Anna Sophia know it in fear of being discarded into the realm of the loser, some of them were just talking earlier about how much they liked Elizaveta's modern day mafia outfit- pinstripe vest and matching miniskirt, white button down shirt rolled up to her elbows, leather stiletto booties, and a fedora.
"Not to mention that smear of blue mascara next to her eye. I almost had to tell her, but it was just way too funny to ruin!" Chanel, the yellow Wish! girl, named after her mom's favorite purse, quickly fabricated. But the fake memory embedded itself in everyone's memory as if it were the complete truth and they all cruelly laughed.
"Oh," Anna Sophia finished, signaling all of the other girls to follow her example. "But, I think we are being too mean. We should try to list some good things about her to balance out the bad."
Nobody spoke, knowing that one false statement would be social suicide. They've seen it happen many times before and most of those girls were never heard from again. By that I mean they disappeared into the background and never came back to camp. Some even started wearing sweatpants. It was just how it was supposed to be, until the new girl who suffered from a disease known to all as extreme stupidity spoke up.
"Well, she's, like, really pretty and has a super amazing voice." Angela nodded, her bleached hair cascading down her back as she tilted her head to the side. But despite her incredibly low intelligence, she still gathered from the look of horror on all the faces and the glare from Anna Sophia stabbing through her like a knife, she had done something wrong. "Um, I mean she's dumb as a patch."
"The phrase is 'dumb as a post.' Kind of like you." Penelope retorted, expecting Angela's face to turn bright red in mortification.
Too bad "mortification" was too advanced for her. "Why would say that. Posts are actually really smart. The one outside our cabin is teaching me about differential calculus."
No one else spoke a word. They just picked Angela up and literally through her out. Her own cabin mates had betrayed her and would probably have to ignore her for a bit until Anna Sophia calmed down. Like with Ceaser and Brutus and Jesus and Judas, with great power comes great betrayal. Little did they know that that betrayal was just the beginning.
Matthew noticed a strange lack of smart Asian power as he walked up to the table. I suppose a better word for it would be "escorted to the table" because Gilbert was still pretty much stapled to his side, no matter how many times he told him to just knock it off. But despite his near constant complaints, he ultimately did enjoy having all this attention. Gilbert attracted attention like a magnet. An albino conceited magnet.
"Hey, do you guys, like, mind if I sit here?" Angela walked up, covered in mud and shinned from the popular girls group. "By the way, no matter what anyone else says, I, like, think that your mobster look is so fetch."
Everyone in the entire group hung their mouth wide open at the sight of her standing in front of them. "Thanks I think, and, um, sure you can sit. But I don't think that is exactly the smartest idea. Anna Sophia will kill you for just looking at me with a smile."
"Oh I am totes over Anna Sophia. She called me dumb. That is, like not okay." She plopped herself right next to Elizaveta and Roderich, who always sat on the end of the table. "Hey, have you ever noticed that these sporks are, like, half spoon and half fork. And if you turn it over, it's like a knife. I feel like I'm in an entire kitchen with one bite of food, especially since I'm not allowed to use knifes at home. My food is always pre-cut."
"Bonjour, my name is Francis Bonnefoy. Did you know that I have the comfiest mattress in the entire camp, you should really check it out."
"Oh my gawd, you are like the fourth person to say that to me, and you know what, I tried every single mattress and they all felt the same. Are you sure yours is different."
The entire dining hall buzzed in excitement on who would be performing next. It would be hard to beat Yesterday Again's performance last week. Normally who was going to be performing was leaked a couple days earlier. The music department kids aren't exactly the best at keeping secrets.
"Uh, hi everyone! I hope you're all excited for our next performance. This was a huge shock because these, um, boys are, uh, from the science department and, uh, not the music department. So, they, uh, call themselves Super Junior A- The letter A, um, stands for Asian apparently. The song is Tai Wan Mei and translation will, er, be on the televisions.
"Ni Hao, aru. I am Yao Wand and we are Super Junior A, aru. Get ready to see how we are not just any old science geeks, we rock, aru." It took him all morning to write that line and it still semi-sucked. The music started and they began to dance.
Ta mi zhu wo shi xian
My eyes are on her
Ta mi zhu wo shi xian
My eyes are on her
Zai ai qing li de bao zang bei wo fa xian
I have discovered a treasure in love
Ni jiu shi wo xun zhao de xi shi bao bei
You are the priceless jewel I have been searching for
Ni jiu bu duan de zai zheng fan wo shi jie
You are constantly turning my world upside down
Lian bing kuai yu jian ni dou ran qi huo yan
Even ice bursts into flame when it catches sight of you
Tai guo xin ji bu dui
It won't do to be too hurried
Yong li ai hui sui
Love breaks with force
Tai guo huan man bu dui
It won't do to be too slow
Wo sui ni jin huo tui
I will move at your speed
Oh tai wan mei, ni yan li wo chu xian
Oh perfection, I appear in your eyes
Oh bu rang shei, ti wo zai ni shen bian
Oh I won't let anyone, take my place beside you
Oh woah woah~
Ni de mei yan ni de ce lian
Your eyes and brows, the profile of your face
Ni de jing jian ni de wu mei
Your neckline, your loveliness
Ni de yi qie cong tou dao wei, wo yi lun xian
Your everything from head to toe, deeply I've fallen.
Suddenly, they started singing in English. It was more of a rap than a song sung by one of the Asian inventor guys that claimed that rap originated in Korea. And Potato chips. And you're mom's face.
Bounce to the music let your feet go round
To the floor and Imma break it down
Lemme in, lemme show you all my bling bling and all my kicks kicks baby dance with me
Boom boom boom can I get another clap clap clap let's go
Shake ya body move ya body pick your feet up
Imma move to the groove baby Imma go all out
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Tell me you miss me, tell me you love me
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Tell me you miss me, say you miss me, tell me you love me
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Tell me you miss me, tell me you love me
Gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni xiang wo, gei wo shuo ni ai wo
Tell me you miss me, tell me you miss me, tell me you love me
The crowd erupted in a thunderous applause. The geeky Asian boy band did pretty well for Science Department nobodies and even got some fangirls out of it. And a kitten that the Greek guy Heracles had curiously pulled out of his pant leg. Creep.
"Hey look it's Joey! I didn't know posts could walk, he must, like, be magic or something." Angela squealed in high-pitched delight which just near ruptured Matthew's eardrums.
"Di—d you just call him a post?" Antonio asked, sounding almost gayer than he did every other time he opened his mouth. It didn't help that he very discretely place his hand right next to Lovino's ass.
"Uh, yah!" She exclaimed like it was obvious. "He told me he was. And I know it was the truth because he also said that posts can't lie. They are garden gnomes like that only less evil."
"Honey," Elizaveta rubbed her eyebrows."We need to talk."
OMG GUYS I ACTUALLY UPDATED! My sister made me add the fact that she came up with the ABBA thing.
The song was Tai Wan Mei by Super Junior M and you should totally check it out.
ZaiJian!