Author's Note: Wow...it's been (almost) two weeks and this things still going! Haha, don't mind me- I'm a huge procrastinator, so for me, not abandoning something after an hour or so is an accomplishment. xD Anyway, thank you to tinianiatt, Thunder-Handicapy-Godess, 4evacrazy and RoyslaGypsy for reviewing! And RoyslaGypsy- heh, I liked your metaphor, actually. :) It's making me crave cheescake!
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11. Lessons
After watching Archie successfully burn a plate of mashed potatoes of all things, Athena had taken it upon herself to teach the team some cooking expertise. The lessons, however, weren't going as planned.
In the past hour, a total of nine dishes had been set on fire, and Theresa and Odie were the only two who had grasped the idea of taking eggs out of their shells before adding them to a mix.
"You seven are hopeless." The goddess sighed, shaking her head as Jay rushed to extinguish the flames that engulfed another failed attempt at a grilled cheese sandwich.
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In one of the episodes (that I have completely forgotten the name of xD), Athena tries to teach Atlanta and Odie to cook ambrosia. And one of Odie's attempts tries to eat him. So I can't help but think that more lessons are in order! Actually, Theresa and Jay (and maybe Herry and Atlanta) seem like they'd be pretty good at cooking- but for the sake of this drabble, let's just pretend that they're not. ;)