I feel a bit foolish for dedicating the last chapter to FR.
But I couldn't resist. Come on, poop that can write? Who wouldn't make fun of that?
I am not mad that I got a flame as so much as I got a generic flame. Flames are okay, but a generic one? Generic? I like it when things are different and unique. How else am I able to write?
I realize not everyone likes my writing, and I am fine with that. Some don't like my format for FanBam; others don't like the random-ness. That's fine. If you don't like it, leave or say WHY you don't like it and leave.
But FR's way of flaming seems a bit… off. He has every right to flame, but the way he does it … It makes me sad. Maybe he had a bad past, or his family doesn't have time for him.
I write when I am happy, and FR isn't happy at all.
If you are going to flame me, do it for the right reasons.
Anywho, enjoy the newest chapter!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except Myself, a little bit of Squiggly, and you souls!
Me: AND WELCOME BACK!
Yugi: Did you have to scream? (Covering his ears)
Me: …Yes.
Yugi: (Scoffs)
Dib: I suppose we are going to be tortured by contents of that duffle bag…
Johnny: …I volunteer Deadly.
Deadly: Oh, you joker!
Zim: WICH! The human thing reconnected her head to her body!
Deadly: Huh? Oh yes, I didn't like the jar much.
Dib: …I volunteer Deadly too.
Deadly: Why you! (Lunges at Dib)
Dib: GHAAAA!
Deadly: (Tackles Dib) Now I will…
Yugi: LOOK! Zim is wearing a dress!
Deadly: What?! Where?!
Zim: Zim wears no dress!
Johnny: Looks like a dress to me.
Everyone: (Mutters in agreement)
Zim: SILENCE! I am ZIM! You WILL…
Me: HEY! LOOK! I am done!
Everyone: (Looks at me and ignores Zim)
Zim: HEY!
Me: With the stuff in the duffle bag, I made THIS! (Points at a shinny DDR machine)
Dib: But we just turned our backs for two minutes!
Yugi: Never underestimate Doma. Especially when it comes to… DDR mats.
Gaz: Only an idiot would play on that.
Gir: WHOOOOWEEE! (Jumps on the mat)
Gaz: I rest my case.
Me: Gir will need a partner. Grim JR?
Grim JR: I'm game! (Jumps on mat)
DDR: Let's get ready to ruuummmmble!
Me: Holy Ra, it talks!
Gir: (Starts dancing) Looky! I am WINNING!
Grim JR: Hey! We still need to pick a song!
Gir: Oh.
Deadly: Choose 'Billy Freak Out'!
Me: No! Choose 'White and Nerdy'!
Dib: Choose the 'Snow White Queen'.
Everyone: ….
Dib: What?
Me: That's so Emo.
Dib: You own the CD!
Me: Yeah, but I am cute that way!
Gaz: Freak.
Grim JR: Um, I think I will go with This Is Halloween.
Boys and girls of every age
wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Dib: Hey! I know this song!
Gaz: Duh. I watch it everyday.
Dib: Oh yeah…
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
Grim JR: Oh yeah! I am kicking your tin can!
Gir: Nooo you not!
This is Halloween; this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
Zim: GIR! Destroy the human skeleton!
Gir: I got ants in me feet!
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
Yugi: This song is disturbingly good…
Me: (Holds a lighter)
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
Me: (Drops lighter) Whoops…
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
Me: AHH! My shoes are on fire!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Yugi: Someone get me a bucket of water!
Grim JR: HA! Beat this! (Break dances)
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
Gir: You are on fire! (Points at Grim JR)
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Grim JR: Thanks!
Dib: No really! Your coat!
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
Grim JR: Huh?
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Grim JR: GRAHHH!
Me: It's the ghost rider!
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Yugi: (Cover Grim JR and Doma in foam)
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween!
Grim JR: Thanks! (Continues dancing)
Me: Very competitive, isn't he?
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
Gir: I dance like a monkey!
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
Dib: The song is almost over!
I am the shadow on the moon at night This is Halloween, this is Halloween Tender lumplings everywhere That's our job, but we're not mean
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Life's no fun without a good scare
In our town of Halloween
Grim JR: Bonus points!
Me: So many arrows! (Gets dizzy)
In this town
Don't we love it now? Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch This is Halloween, this is Halloween In this town we call home La la la la-la
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la la la-la
La la la la-la la la-la la
Whoo!
DDR: SONG IS OVER!
Me: Who won!? Who won! (Foams at mouth)
Yugi: Rabid fan girl!
DDR: GRIM JR IS THE WINNER!
Grim JR: Oh yeah! Gir, you just got served!
Gir: You smell like bananas!
Grim JR: Do not!
Zim: GIR! How dare you lose!
Gir: I don't know…
Squiggly: I am back from the Mary Sue world! LOLZ!
Gaz: Shut it, or else I will fix you.
Squiggly: …
Deadly: Where is Johnny?
(Outside the studio)
Johnny: THAT'S FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL MYSELF! AND THAT FOR HAVING A RETARDED NAME! AND THAT'S FOR…
Phillsdary Dough Boy: Stop! I am just a man in a suit!
Random Announcer Man: This show has been brought to you by Biker Jack and his Pumpkin Crew! Join the Ghost Rider Gang today!