A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Free Hero. Happy birthday!!!
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L stared down at Light, who had passed out on the kitchen floor a few minutes before, and frowned. Giving him the tranquilizer had been a truly genius plan, but the timing could have been better.
How do I move him?
The detective crouched down next to Light and shoved his thumb into his mouth with a deep frown. This was an unfortunate situation: He finally had some peace and quiet, but he was stuck in the kitchen. And, he noticed with an angry grunt, the fridge was not in his reach!
Deciding on the best course of action, L kneeled and slid and arm under Light's shoulders, and another under his knees, and heaved.
His back cracked most dreadfully.
"Dammit, Light-kun! I never should have let him have that pie last night!" he whispered, releasing the younger man and standing back up.
Then, he got an idea.
He grabbed a pink blanket that Light had been snuggling around in the previous night, one the boy had conveniently left on the table, and threw it down on the floor. Then he kneeled back down and, with a mighty push, rolled Light over onto it. Then he stood back up, grabbed the edge of the blanket, and pulled.
Success! he thought as he dragged Light down the hall and into the bedroom. Once in there, he left Light on the floor and climbed into bed, ready to get some sleep. It wasn't often he felt the need to rest, but after that car ride he was exhausted.
He slept.
A few hours later, Light woke up and blinked blearily around the room.
Why am I on the floor?
He sat up, groaning when his head spun. Everything seemed foggy…
"He drugged me!" Light muttered, remembering suddenly falling asleep in the kitchen earlier.
L opened his eyes when he felt the bed shift beside him. Oh, he can't be awake. Please, just a few more hours of peace…
"Move over, Ryuuzaki!" Light hissed, poking L in the back.
"I do hope Light-kun realizes the imprudence of awaking me at such an hour."
"I'm cold, move your skinny ass!"
"I find Light-kun's voice to be even more annoying in the dark."
"Fine!"
L clenched a fist as Light climbed over him, making sure to deliberately knee him a few times along the way.
Light settled down under the covers and there were a few moments of no noise other than the cars rushing by twenty stories down. L relaxed and began to fall asleep again…
"Ryuuzaki! Quit hogging the blankets."
"I have distributed the blankets equally on both sides of the bed," L said tiredly.
"But you're pulling them! They're going to tear!"
"Light-kun is a child!" L snapped, and he pulled on the blanket harder.
"I'm just cold because you left me on the floor after drugging me!" Light retorted, and he tugged back viciously.
"That is because Light-kun never stops talking, and after that car ride, I needed to sleep!"
"I do too stop talking!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
At this point, the pair were pulling the blankets so hard that they threatened to tear, and not soon after…
Riiiip!
L froze and tried to calm himself. He could feel his face heating up in fury and didn't want to do anything rash to Light.
It was quiet, then Light spoke:
"Well, good job, Ryuuzaki. You tore the blankets! Now it's going to bee all drafty and cold and I'm not going to be able to sleep at all! I hope you're happy!" he said with a huff.
L found himself biting his thumb intensely and he pulled it out, tasting blood. "Light-kun."
"What, mister top detective?"
L turned around and, with a strength he hadn't possessed before, picked Light up and hauled him over the side of the bed back onto his pink blanket. The teen fell with a "whump!" and L slammed back down onto the mattress and closed his eyes.
"Light-kun will remain silent for the rest of the night and will not provoke me, touch me, or breathe on me until I have slept for another two hours and I have awakened."
L went back to sleep, and Light glared.
L woke up to a pillow hitting him in the face two hours later.
He kicked Light and the younger male fell back with an "oof!"
"Up by seven percent!"
"Go to hell!"
Thus began their next day together.
A/N: Poor L.
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