Hey, third chapter today, because why not? Uh, warning for EXCESSIVE use of CAPS because this is ZIM and we all know that ZIM has an AMAZING VOICE that EVERYONE must hear! ENJOY!
Zim had not been lying last week at the fake trial (which was really a surprise party because he was Zim and Zim was amazing) when he said Tallest Miyuki had called him. Why didn't Tallests Red and Purple believe him? He had always called them every week to give his INCREDIBLY AMAZING report, but now he was calling twice a day because this was IMPORTANT! Of course everything he did was important, but this was TALLEST MIYUKI, and she needed help! From ZIM! He was... SO HONORED! But seriously though, why did his other Tallests keep hanging up on him? Were they jealous of ZIM, because Miyuki called him and not them?
"Stop calling us, Zim. She's gone, there's nothing you can do. Nobody even knows where her PAK is! Goodbye," and Tallest Purple ended the call. Again. Zim sighed and walked away, glancing briefly at the ceiling.
"Computer, replay the transmission from Almighty Tallest Miyuki."
"Greetings, whoever is listening. This is Tallest Miyuki. Or, rather, Former Tallest Miyuki. By the time you're hearing this, I'm probably dead.
"Anyways, I know it looks like Zim killed me, but that is not the case. The Vortians didn't cause it either. The blob incident was entirely accidental. DO NOT include Vort in Operation Impending Doom or deactivate Zim for this. ... I'd prefer that OID not happen at all, but I know that's too much to ask for.
"The Control Brains are corrupted. I was done with being their meat puppet, so I secretly assigned Zim to create something to disable them, at least long enough to be repaired. I should have known that Zim would exceed th–"
"That's it. It's all static after that point. She said it herself, Zim; she's dead," grumbled Computer.
"PROBABLY. She said probably! Not definitely," Zim insisted. Even Computer wouldn't listen!
"I'MMA MAKIN' WAFFLES!" GIR ran through the room, screeching. He was coated in goo. STICKY GOO!
"NO GIR! NOT THE WAFFLES! NOT THE WAAAFFLES!" Zim screamed. Whenever GIR made waffles... HORRIBLE THINGS happened. "Why must this happen to ZIM?
"SKOODGE-THING! Clean up the... Clean... Eh? Skoodge?" Where was Skoodge, anyways?
"Oh, Skoodge? Yeah, he left about 15 minutes ago. He should be back right about..." The doorbell rang. "Now. Yep. Skoodge is back. Just him, nobody else, nothing to see here–"
"That's enough, Computer. I can handle this," Skoodge said as he waddled down the stairs like a sickly Slorr-Beest. Oh, that SKOODGE! ZIM would have a lot to say to SKOODGE about letting GIR out of his SIGHT long enough to make WAFFLES! And then Skoodge would clean up the waffles while ZIM found a way to rescue Tallest Miyuki, because Zim was amazing.