Disclaimer: I do not own King of the Hill.
Let's get right to it shall we?
Bobby was at school eating lunch with Berry telling him about his encounter.
"What's with werewolves and chicks," Berry asked, "First this monster hunter Joan comes along now this Anna lady."
"I don't think Anna wants me dead like Joan," Bobby explained, "She wants me to enter the Clash for Cash contest and take down Gavril."
"Why does she care?"
"That's what I asked; she simply said if I take him down she'll explain everything to me."
"Then you better get training." Berry said
So that's what happened Bobby worked out during gym and at home when his dad wasn't using them along with the casual jog he took with Jade and Berry who sometimes came along to act like a training coach from the movies (he even had the blue stocking cap and the little whistle). It was Thursday afternoon and Bobby was on a jog just with Jade.
"So what happened to the "not training for the stupid wrestling match."?" Jade asked
"I over heard Chane Wasonasong saying that he was going to enter," Bobby lied, "I figured that when everybody makes fun of him for losing he'll just say "at least I competed unlike you Booby, but I guess babies aren't aloud to compete.", he can be an ass."
"If he's competing then I'll attend just to see him be turned into a pretzel." Jade joked
"Chane always thought that he was better then me since he was always stronger and more athletic."
Jade smirked.
"Well he's full of it," she said, "all I have seen him do lately was drink a bunch of power shakes, while you have been doing actual exercise."
"Tell me about; ever since school started I don't look any thing like I did in middle school."
Their jog took them pass some of the small store until they approached The Wizard's Chamber.
"You go on head with out me," Bobby suggested, "I promised Berry I'd pick up a book for him."
"Ok, I'll just go around the block and meet you back here." Jade agreed
As she ran off, Bobby entered the book store.
"Bobby, good to see you," Artie Booker greeted him, "what can I help you with?"
Bobby walked up to the counter.
"Well I loved that book I bought last time and I was wondering if you have anything else like it."
"What subject would you like?"
"You got any on Greek mythology."
Artie looked in his computer and found the book he was looking for then went over and grabbed it for Bobby.
"That'll be $12.68." Artie said
Bobby paid for the book, and then waited for Jade outside. Once they meet up they ran all the way back to the alley where Bobby thanked Jade for coming along and then headed towards his room where he sat down on the bed and opened his new book.
"Ok, now what did that chick call Gavril again," Bobby thought, "anteater, antenna."
He flipped through the A's when he saw the name Antaeus.
"Here we go."
Friday afternoon Bobby was in his garage working out when Berry came in.
"So what was so top secret that you couldn't tell me in school?" he asked
Bobby put the weights down and looked at Berry.
"Did you ever hear about the myth of Hercules and Antaeus?" Bobby asked
"Yeah there was this half giant Antaeus, the son of Poseidon and Gaia who as long as he touched the Earth he was indefatigably strong but Hercules figured out that when Antaeus was lifted from the ground he lost his power then crushed him to death with a bearhug."
"Good, well you won't believe this but Gavril "The Titan" Antoniou is Antaeus."
"How, he supposedly died centuries ago?"
"I don't know either I just read about him in a book of Greek mythology I bought, but this lady Anna told me if that I beat him she'll tell me everything I need to know." Bobby explained
"Maybe it's not a good idea for you to compete after all," Berry seconded guessed his idea, "I mean this guy is literally a giant he'll kill everyone."
"I have to do this." Bobby said
"So that this Anna lady may or may not tell you something?"
Bobby sighed.
"It's because of this," Bobby said pointing at his wrist where his wound from the wolf since healed, "remember you said that we would fight whatever popped up in our town, well this guy popped up in our town and I'm going to make sure he doesn't come back."
Berry smiled at Bobby's enthusiasm.
"All right then time to kick this guy's Titan ass."
(Saturday 6:30 p.m.)
Everyone has gathered at the Arlen sports arena for the Clash for Cash contest and all those who were brave enough to enter entered. Bobby was standing in line with his parents and Berry.
"Hey guys." a voice said
Bobby and Berry looked to see Jade and Cameron running up to them each holding a sign that read "Go Bobby", and "Hill for the Kill."
"What the hell is with those things?" Berry asked
"Well as much as I hate American Wrestling I do admire Bobby's courage to take on this "Titan" fellow as he is called, so as I friend I came with Jade to show my support."
"Then I looks like you backed a loser." another voice said
They turned to see Chane Wasonasong and his stooges (holding signs that supported Chane).
"Twenty dollars says that Bobby lasts longer then you in the ring." Jade betted
Chane smiled.
"Ok LaRue you're on."
"Put me down for $10." Berry added
"Along with a couple pounds from me," Cameron said, "I mean $10 from me too."
"Fine but when "Booby" gets his leg broken in the first few seconds, Sean here will come and collect."
Hank tapped Bobby on the shoulder.
"Come on we're next."
Bobby followed his dad up to the sign up table.
"Name," the woman said, "or if you prefer your stage name."
"Pro Pain." Hank chuckled
It was Bobby's turn but the woman stopped him.
"Sorry honey but I can't allow you to enter."
"Why?" Bobby asked shocked
She picked up a piece of paper that had Bobby's face on it and read don't allow to sign up.
"I'm afraid rules are rules."
Chane who was behind them heard this and laughed along with his friends.
"Don't listen to them, Bobby," Jade said, "Berry, Cameron, and I prefer you in one piece anyways."
He left the line with them and his mother as Hank went off to change into his costume to get ready.
They found there seats in the arena and waited for the event to begin. Fifteen minutes later the announcer came out to start things off.
"LADIES AND GENTLeMEN," he shouted, "WELCOME TO THE T.E.U.B SPONSORED EVENT, CLASH FOR CASH, AND HERE IS YOUR CHAMPION, GAVRIL "THE TITAN" ANTONIOU."
Just like the other night on TV Gavril came walked out of a cloud of smoke tossing his arms in the air to get the crowd going. He climbed up into the ring where the announcer handed him the microphone.
"Thank you all for coming out tonight," Gavril thanked, "before we begin I like to announce that after tonight's matches I'll give one fan the chance to take me on for a shot at the cash prize in case no body tonight claims it."
The crowd erupted in a burst of cheers.
"I'll announce the winner after the main event, so please stay to see who wins," he added, "now to introduce are first challenger, Chane the Man.
Chane came out in a traditional wrestling outfit. He stepped into the ring with his friends cheering him on.
"What you planning to do with the money?" Gavril asked him
"I'm planning to buy the nicest car that Arlen High as ever seen." Chane told him and the crowd
They both got into there corners waited for the bell
(Ding)
Chane came charging out of his corner and met Gavril in the middle who just picked him up with one arm and flung him out of the arena landing on one of the tables.
".10 seconds, you got to do better than that," Gavril mocked before turning back around, "who is next?"
This begins a montage of different wrestlers to a traditional montage song. First was Bill Dauterive as the Billdozer who Gavril grabbed his legs, lifted him up and slammed him on the ground. Five wrestlers later it was Dale Gribble as The Exterminator (in his orange jump suit plus gas mask) he only lasted a few seconds when Gavril stepped towards him which caused him to run out of the arena screaming. Then Boomhauer was up as B-Dog (he was carried out of there with his right leg behind his head), then after 10 more wrestlers it was Hank's turn.
"Please welcome Pro Pain." the announcer shouted
Hank came out in his Strickland uniform along with the hat plus a Zorro like mask. He stepped into the ring.
"I'll break you little man." Gavril said
"We'll see about that I tell you what." Hank tried his best a trash talking
When the bell rang Hank ran straight at Gavril and placed his hands on his chest trying his best to push him back.
"Give up; I beat 18 of you amateurs already tonight so unless you want to be number 19 then give up."
Hank's infamous vain appeared on his neck as he actually began to shove Gavril back a bit.
"Hank, Hank, Hank." the crowd cheered
Gavril looked around only to notice the crowd was beginning to root for Hank.
"I can't lose my fans to his gas head." Gavril thought
Without any effort he placed his hands from Hank's shoulders to his forearms and gave them a twist.
"Bwaaaah!" Hank screamed in pain before Gavril picked him up and held him over his head
"Sorry buddy you were close but I'm afraid you're not getting that prize money." He said before slamming Hank down on his back hard.
"HANK!" Peggy screamed as she stood up
The crowd was silent then went crazy as they cheered and chanted Gavril's name as he waved his arms up in victory. He then calmed the crowd down as the medic carried Hank out of the arena.
"It's time to announcer the winner," he said "and the winner is seat number 11-7-3."
Everyone looked down at there tickets.
"Uh oh, this isn't good." Bobby said as he saw that was him
Before he could get up the fire alarm went off causing everybody to evacuate the building but as Bobby and Berry tried to get through they were stopped by a large muscular tan skinned man. After everybody else got through he picked him up but the collars of there jackets and carried them all the way down to the arena where Gavril was still waiting.
"So you're the werewolf kid uh," Gavril said, "you don't look that thought."
"Believe me moron, my friend is totally tough." Berry corrected
"Berry, are you trying to get us killed?" Bobby asked
"Sorry I never trashed talked before."
Suddenly they heard foot steps coming from the entrance, they turned and Bobby saw Anna (she was wearing what she wore when she first appeared in the episode).
"Anna," Bobby shouted, "what's the meaning of this."
Anna removed her red jacket which she handed to Fintan then sat down in one of the now empty front row seats.
"It's it obvious," she asked, "your going to fight Antaeus just like we talked about."
"Well maybe we can make if we run for it." Berry whispered
Anna hearing him said this waved her hand which caused all the doors to slam shut and lock.
"I'm afraid your not going anywhere."
Bobby and Berry turned back to Antaeus.
"You two are all mine now."
Berry was getting scared.
"You got any ideas on how to get out of this?"
"Only one I can think of," Bobby said before transforming into his wolf form, "we fight."
Berry not sure about this but trusted his friend switched his pose to a cliché karate stance while Antaeus prepared for the fight.
"Ding, ding," Anna smirked
Sorry to do this to you but I'm afraid I won't be able to update until hopefully Sunday Night for Monday. Please Stay Tuned. P.S. I'm still looking for supernatural creatures to use so if you got one please leave it in the reviews.
