And... spring vacation's over! I guess my schedule is going to slow down slightly.

And that I just got author's block on this thing, so I wrote a chapter of another Kirby fanfic which is a crossover. That has no Kirby. But he exists.

But WHO CARES!!

Oh, from now, I am using the em dash! I wonder... did I use it right?

I also updated all of the chapters to include a single Chinese character (actually Japanese kanji but who cares) for each chapter. Can you find their meaning?

Anyways, here's the chapter.

「月」

"B-But I thought Kirby is supposed to be the hero!" The moon god said.

"Umm... it's a long story sir." Bandana Dee said.

"But I don't want to hear long stories!" Tsukuyomi yelled in frustration.

"Then... in a nutshell, Kirby made a promise to be friends the next time Zero returns because he is sad in his whole life." Bandana Dee said.

"...really?" Tsukuyomi said in disbelief.

Bandana Dee nodded.

Tsukuyomi then looked up at the sky. "Umm... can I go back to my job now? Well... thanks for saving me... I guess." Tsukuyomi said in a sarcastic tone, then flew away.

'Isn't that an excuse to get away from me?' Zero thought.

"So uhh... what are we going to do next?" Bandana Dee asked.

"Hmm... I think it's enough. After all, we explored all of Cappy town. Right?" Zero answered.

"Hmm... yeah. I guess you're right. So... I think the tour ends here." Bandana Dee said.

And so, the three came back to their own homes, and did their usual things. Gooey decided to stay at the lake, possibly to fish more fish.

Nighttime

Everyone is asleep, everyone except Zero.

He is looking at the moon, thinking about today.

He didn't like it. It was terrible.

Everything from the tour and everything else was terrible. Well, except for that fishing part.

He hated all of it. He didn't like everything about it. Everything there is pointless.

Suddenly...

Smash!

A teenage human girl with blue short hair and dark blue eyes wearing blue clothing crashed through the window, shattering it in the process. For some reason, Kirby didn't wake up from this.

"Zero! You won't get away with me this time!" She yelled in a boyish voice, pulling her blue staff.

"...What?" Zero said in confusion.

And what followed is Amaterasu.

"H-hey, he's not doing anything bad! He didn't even tried to attack anyone!" The sun god said. "Okay, there's Whispy Woods but the tree attacked first!"

"NO! All of these things that he did are unforgivable! I'm killing him before anyone does!" The girl yelled.

Zero immediately picked up his knife and pointed at the girl. Looking at her closely, she has a scarf, has crescent-shaped light blue pupils and – is apparently flat?

The demon looked at the girl's breasts in confusion. However, it's not relevant. He has to defend himself from this... magical girl who is trying to kill him.

He was about to hit the first strike, but then...

"STOP!" Kirby, who just woke up from his sleep, jumped in front of the two and yelled.

"Huh...?" The girl said in confusion.

"Zero... friends!" Kirby yelled at the girl.

"But... he didn't care about that everything you did to that stupid demon! He doesn't think of you as a friend at all!" The girl yelled. It shocked the two, while Amaterasu looked at the girl in disappointment.

"H-how did you know?" Zero said, shocked and confused at the same time.

"Well, 'cuz I'm a god!" The girl said.

"...Really?" The two friends said in disbelief, while Amaterasu sighed in frustration.

"Of course! Necrodeus commanded me to kill you!" The girl yelled. "Get out of this house and just die!"

Zero is angered by this. Without thinking, he yelled.

"I don't care of what you say, how about you get out of our house!?" Zero normally isn't that hammy, but he has to yell to that 'motherfucker' as he calls her.

But – did he just that?

He didn't expect himself to say that. This house isn't even his. It's Kirby's – the person that he still hates even now.

Kirby stared at the not-a-human girl, feeling betrayed. He can't believe that his demon friend didn't like the tour. He also can't believe that the girl, a stranger, accused his "not-friend" for being a meanie just because she knew things since she's a god.

But, he didn't care of what the god thinks. He didn't care of what the demon thinks either.

As long as Zero is a step closer to happiness.

Kirby watched as the two fight. The girl swung her staff for blue crescents to appear, while Zero sliced them all only with his knife.

"Impossible! No sword has ever sliced any of these!" The girl yelled.

Kirby watched as the fight continued on. He had enough of this fighting. He wanted – has to say something.

So, he did.

The human-like god fired the blue crescents, while Zero unleashed his "despair shock" as he called his electricity power. Kirby decided to jump between it.

"What!? You can't do it!" Amaterasu yelled, worried about Kirby jumping in. "You'll get killed if you go there!"

Kirby jumped anyway. The attacks hit him bad.

It upsets the girl badly.

She looked at the hurt puffball. "Why are you still defending this demon!?" She yelled.

Kirby slowly got up. Zero is looking at the puffball in worry.

"I... I don't care poyo! Zero want to be happy poyo! Kaabi want Zero happy poyo!" He tried his best to yell, despite the pain.

"You... But that's impossible! I don't remember a single time he have ever been happy!" The girl said.

"No. I'm sure he can do it. This little kid here did a lot of things that are considered impossible. Like... stopping a wish from being granted by the NOVA. Well, he did that by destroying it, but it's still a great feat." Amaterasu explained. "So, please, give them a chance like I did brother. They might – no, will stop them from trying to kill everyone for real." Amaterasu then pleaded.

However, when the two roommates heard the word 'brother', they are shocked.

"Wait... she's a boy!?" Zero yelled in shock.

"P-poyo poy!?" Kirby also yelled in shock.

Amaterasu looked at the boy-who-looks-like-a-girl, and looked back at the two. She nodded.

"And... you just said that she's – I mean – he's your brother. How is that even possible? You don't look similar!" Zero complained.

"Well..." the boy said before he is enveloped in light. The light shrunk and became rounder and less human. The light disappeared to reveal a familiar face.

"T-Tsukuyomi!?" The two yelled.

"Y-Yeah." The moon god nodded.

Kirby fainted.

"Ummm... could we go back to sleep now?" Zero asked. "It's 12:00 in the morning." He added, looking at the clock. Which is indeed – 12 o'clock AM.

To be continued...