Pit Academy Chapter 11: Who Are You, a kid icarus fanfic

Chapter 11
Who Are You

"hey where is Panda?" pittoo looks around the classroom.

"I don't know…"

"she was right behind us coming into the classroom" Viridi pointed out. "oh but she HAS been skipping class recently…"

"yeah," dark Pit slouched in his chair as class started.

After class, Pit and dark Pit were walking to their next class.

"where is she?"

They heard familiar laughing in the library, the brothers looked at each other.

"but I thought Pandora never goes in the library!" Pit said

"shh!" pittoo and his brother looked in between the two doors, one that was slightly opened that lead into the library.

"who is that?"

"I dunno but I don't like him" pittoo gritted his teeth.

"well maybe hes just a friend or som-" Pit was cut off when his counterpart kicked the door open, making the two blue haired students stop their conversation and look.

"hey," panda smiled "this is-"

"who the hell are you?!" pittoo stomped towards them.

"I should be the one asking that" the blue haired mystery guy said in an even tone, bursting out of his chair.

"then go ahead and say it"

"I wouldn't want to waste my breath"

"don't be a pussy"

"you're the one who interrupted OUR conversation"

"I don't like you" pittoo grumbled

"I don't like your hair"

"I don't like your face"

"I don't like your shoes"

"I don't like your clothes"

"were wearing the same ones, moron"

"look whos the smart one, nerd"

"Who the fuck do you think you are?"

"better then you, that's for sure"

"GUYS!" Pandora got in between them. "geez"

"panda who is THIS guy?" the blue haired student asked

"that's MY nickname for her! NOT YOURS!"

"I called her panda first!"

"no did!" pittoo took a step closer to him, so did the blue haired student.

"I met her on the first day of school!"

"I did too! I met her in the morning making me the first one to meet her!" pittoo spat

"I met her in the morning too!"

"actually Matt here met me when I was walking to school" Pandora pointed out

"HA!" Matt rubbed it in his face

"at least I'M in her class!" dark Pit barked back.

"yo, yo" panda calmed them down. "Dark Pit this is-

"ha! she said MY name first!" pittoo smirked, Matt crossed his arms

Pandora shook her head "dark Pit this is my friend-"

"ha! She said MY FRIEND! You didn't hear her say that for you!" Matt smiled, dark Pit crossed his arms.

"SHUT UP ALREADY! Matt, dark p. dark p, Matt" panda finally introduced

"Matt? Bowler guy?" dark Pit looked at him.

"wha-"

"YEAH, anyway what are you guys doing here?" she looked at the forgotten Pit in the corner.

"uhh… we were heading to class. Oh and we were wonderin why you weren't at first hour" Pit stated.

"I was in here"

"yeah with ME" Matt added.

"shut up" dark p muttered.

"oh but Pandora, my bro has somthin to say to you in private" Pit mentioned, Matt's ears perked up.

"whatz it?"

"ahhhh, ummm.. nothing important… Pit and I have to go…" he grabbed Pit by the collar and walked out.

"o-ok…" panda tilted her head

"but bro…" Pit said as they got outside

"quiet…" pittoo's bangs covered his face as he looked down, away from his brother's stare.

Pandora spent lunch at the library but didn't skip any more of her classes. Pit noticed his brother wasn't talking as much,

"Matt from the bowling day?" Viridi took a bite of her lunch, Pit nodded his head.

"I think that's why pittoo is upset" Pit said, dark Pit was in the bathroom.

"mmmm…" Viridi nodded.

DARK P!

The dark haired brother walked out of the men's room when he bumped into Phoshora

"oh, hey!" she smiled but in return she got a fake smile. "whats wrong?"

"nothing… I got to go"

"whoa, whoa. Hey, is what Pit said true?" she frowned. "are you really scared of cats?"

"WHAT? NO!" dark Pit took a step back "where's that sneaky little son of a gun?" dark Pit marched away, Phoshora sighed "do you really like her?"

Dark Pit pushed the cafeteria doors open and spotted his brother.

"you said what about cats bro?" dark Pit held Pit's collar

"heh, heh… you love them right" he smiled.

"for punishment… I get to eat that" dark Pit pointed his fork to Pit's tray.

"NOOO, I was saving best for last!"

"my cookie now" he laughed. Pit watched with waterfall tears as dark p ate his cookie.

"well at least he seems a bit normal now." Viridi smiled as she put her cookie on Pit's tray when he wasn't looking.

Later…

"mmmmm…. I'll only eat part of it" pittoo said as the brothers looked in the pantry at their mother's favorite chocolate.

"don't do it!" Pit closed the pantry before his brother pulled it open again.

"ho, wait… just a little. She won't even notice, come on bro!" dark Pit pleaded.

"no!"

"what are you guys doing?" Viridi asked after she heard the argument for about an half an hour.

"I'm telling pittoo NOT to each mom's favorite chocolates. But he keeps staring at them and I'm worried if he eats them-"

"whoa whoa wait. Whats so wrong if you eat them? Your mom seem s pretty nice"

Pit and dark p looked at each other

"we're talking about the same person right? Mom, she is crazy." Pit told her "the only other thing she would get mad at, is if we disturb her while she's watching football on HER tv."

"oh then why not follow her instructions?" Viridi tlted her head.

"that's why I'm trying t-" Pit's eyes widen when he turned around and saw the chocolate box empty and his brother have chipmunks cheeks.

"while you guys were talking, I go t bored… and I ate them" pittoo smiled

"YOU IDOIT!" Pit starts strangling the laughing brother "IF MOM FINDS OUT!-"

"I'm HOME PEEPS!" panda kicked down the door again. "HOWZZ IT GOIN?"

"where were you?" Viridi questioned. Over Pandora's school uniform was the schools jersey for football it went a little over her skirt, Griffins for the last name on the back.

"I was at Matt's football game" she smiled.

"Matt?" pittoo stepped towards her

"yup, he's the leader on the Twinbellows football team."

"…whatever, basketball is WAY better then football…" pittoo mumbled.

"anyway, is it ok if I invite him here?" panda asked.

"NO!" the dark haired twin answered quickly, everyone was looking at him. "i-I mean, theres no place for him to be in the living room, it IS pretty packed in here." His voice was shaking.

"yeah, I agree with him" Viridi said remembering what Pit had said to her at lunch. Pit nodded in agreement.

"o-oh… that does make sense" Pandora shrugged, but she lit up again "scary movies anyone?"

That night…

Pit and Viridi were cleaning up dinner while panda and dark p were chatting and laughing in the living room. As soon as everyone was done, panda popped the disk in. Pit was shaking

As the movie went on it started to rain and thunder outside, not making Pit nor Viridi any happier. A dead man pops up and the screen making everyone jump, Pit let out a little scream before covering his face in Viridi's shoulder. Pittoo looks over at him and laughs.

"shut up" he whispered as he put his arm Viridi.

The movie was really disturbing, but sometimes panda would comment on some scenes making it funny

"you're a loaner, deal with it"

"there only running away because he smells really bad."

"we DID tell you not to go in there but yet, you do it. Stupid son of – you could have been alive but noooo"

"quit having a moment! Get outta there! He's right behind you, dumbass"

"I could totally see the boom mic from here"

Or sometimes she would pause when someone was talking and they would have a funny face. Panda would also do what she does in class, dub. She puts it on mute and then…

"I'm gonna kill you" she says in a deep manly voice.

"noo please! Let me run away!" panda would talk in a high squeaky voice "get way you smell like my ass!" sometimes the charater would get away "haha bastard!" but then get killed right after.

When the movie was over

"THAT. WAS. THE. MOST. STUPIDEST. MOVIE. EVER!" panda moaned "theres no point everyone died at the end"

"yeah" pittoo shook his head "right guys… guys?"

Viridi and Pit was frozen

"ok then…" panda looked at the clock "time for bed" she turned off the lights and pushed off all the things on the table, she laid down having her knees bent to touch the ground and her arms/ back flat out on the table. Pittoo slept on his smaller couch while Viridi and Pit slept on theirs having nightmares.

"bro, bro" woke up his brother

"what?!"

"shhh!" Pit started to panic "i-I have to go, but I'm still uhh… sc- ssss"

"you're scared" Pittoo finishes for him, Pit nodded. The brothers tip toed upstairs and dark Pit let his brother go pee waiting outside the door, but he heard somthin…

"wash, wash, wash your hands

Gently in the sink

Bubbly

Now you're a-all done!" Pit opened the door

"shut up!" pittoo whispered giving his brother a little punch.

It was silent…

"did you hear that?!"

"what? Nothing!" pittoo went back to sleep.

1:00 am

BANG! SHATTER!

Pit instantly woke up and starting shaking so hard that he fell off the couch. Pandora was the next to wake up, rubbing the back of her head. Viridi turned on the light as pittoo got up.

"did you hear dat?!" Pit shivered

"your such a baby…" pittoo sighed

"DID YOU HEAR IT?!"

"yeah, so what?

"me too" Viridi butted in

"it sounded like it came from the basement" Pandora pointed out.

A door slammed closed upstairs, everyone jumped and lightning struck.

"who's upstairs?" Pit questioned as he hid behind his brother.

"no one, it's probably nothing" dark Pit shook it off. "let's just go back to sleep" he was about to turn off the lights

"nooo!"

"ugh! Fine" Pandora got up "I'll go check it is" she headed towards the door and opened it, more shattering.

"your gonna get killed!" Pit cried holding on to her leg.

"I can take on slender" she got out a baseball bat out of her bag.

"did you always have that?" Viridi asked, Pandora nodded.

"just in case ya know," panda tapped the bat on her free hand and headed down, more banging from the basement. (A/N: you guys know what SCP is? This part reminded me of it… somehow…)

The living room was lighted but the basement light switch didn't work, you had to turn on the lamp manually. But panda took out her lighter so she had SOME type of light to see. Everyone watched as she stepped down the stairs, some time lightning would strike to give you a second to see what's down there

"panda you down yet?" dark Pit called

"uhh… yeah"

"ok theres a lamp at the corner of the room" he said "go there.

"not a problem…" tapping of panda's slippers could be heard.

"you find it yet?" Pit asked, his voice full of freight.

"nope… shit!" Pandora's light could not be seen anymore.

"what happened?" Viridi looked worried.

"my lighter is out…"

"can you see anything?"

"pitch black baby, can't see a thing" Pandora spoke. "I'll wait for the next lightning to strike and I'll look around" Pandora stood in the darkness.

There was a single window in the basement, the fire exit. The basement was used for storage and the power box was there, nothing much down, just boxes and a single table that the brothers broke and hid it down there next to a lot of other things they broke. Next to the table was the lamp that Pandora had to find.

Lightning struck

"hey I-I think I see it" Pandora's steps were heard in the dark. Shattering

"Pandora?" they called from upstairs

"…" Pandora said nothing, feeling as if someone was right behind her, broken glass next to her foot. She held her bat tighter

"panda!?"

"you there?"

"Pandora?"

"alright, I'm coming down," pittoo got up and grabbed the extra lighter Pandora had in her bag.

"I'm at the lamp" Pandora spoke "b-b it won't turn on!" pittoo checked if the lighter worked.

"what the hell-"

Pandora's screams and the metal bat was heard rolling on the cement ground.

Pit backed away from the door and Viridi held on to him

"panda?" pittoo ran down stairs, he was out of sight.

It was silent.

"you guys there?" Pit came close to the basement opening "o-oh my god!"

"what, what?" Viridi came next to him

"we have the same door in the horror movie!"

Viridi rolled her eyes

"Pandora? Bro?" Pit gulped. He could see a dark figure walking around in the basement, it came to the stairs but it was still hard to see…

…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Pandora and pittoo threw red paint filled balloons up the stairs to the 'scared to hell' couple. They laughed and started walking up the stairs. Pit looked at himself and Viridi, covered in paint. He slammed the door shut in their face and marched upstairs heading to go take a shower an angry look on his face, Viridi opened the door and saw Pandora holding a bloody nose and dark Pit holding his shoulders (the door slammed mostly on Pandora's face, hitting her nose hard. She fell back but pittoo caught her from behind)

"he's mad isn't he?"

Viridi nodded.

After Pit was done in the shower, he refused to talk to his brother. Viridi took a shower,

"hey, don't look at me… it wasn't my idea" pittoo raised his hands in innocence. Pit looked at Pandora who was drinking a juice box (A/N: quick question, do you say juice pouch or juice box? I dunno… people say pouch cuz it IS one but it sounds really weird D:)

"how'd you do it?"

"easy" Pandora smiled. "for the door shutting close thing, just thank mother nature" Viridi looked at her "I opened up you room's windows and the storms winds slammed it shut" Pandora finished "for the things shattering, that was on command." Pandora lifted her hand, super thin string was attached to all her fingers "I just do this" she moved her pinkie SHATTER! "I just waited til everyone sleeps and I tied the strings that I pre-attached to the plates earlier today onto my fingers"

"smart"

"I'm the goddess of disaster and calamity" the prankster smiled.