TITLE: Charlemagne
PAIRING: Nathan/Charles
RATING: PG-13
NOTES: For Rei. Obviously, I own nothing and am just a huge pervert our for cheap laughs.
Charlemagne
"Come on, what's wrong with Citizen Kane?"
"Nathan… have you ever seen Citizen Kane?"
Nathan squirmed uncomfortably. "…No."
"There. You see my point? I know you're fond of… of Conan… But you are not naming my manhood Citizen Kane! It wasn't that great," added Charles, frowning deeply. "Besides, I never understood the… Ah! Oh, that's nice… the fuss about naming it anyways."
Nathan grinned, and continued teasing Charles, fingers tripping merrily up and down his length. "Well, I gotta call it something… it's all lonely and nameless."
Staring fixedly at Charles' manhood, inspiration struck and Nathan triumphantly cried out.
"Charlemagne!"
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