Hi, I am still alive! I am so sorry about the wait, please don't kill me, but if you do deside to kill me, please use a spork, not a spoon. anyway, I hope you

like this chapter. I worked hard on it. happy early halloween, and thanks to everyone who Reviewed, Favorited, or Fallowed. I want to thank He-wh0-

must-n0t-be-named for all his help, and for telling me I should fell horrible for not updating. My new story is kind of a flop, so I can focus on this one now.

(me)

~Scene change~

-POV change-

~With uncle Iroh~

He stares at the bandits surrounding him, and tuts at them "you are all new at this aren't you?" the leader stares at him, his jaw hanging open. He didn't get what is with this old man, they had just jumped out of the bushes, and pulled knifes on the guy, and now the old coot is telling them "Your new at this"? He glares at the offender "what are you talking about old man?" he thrusts his jaw forward aggressively.

"Well, your hold on the knife is far to tight, and you're all unbalanced, if someone where to grab the other end of the knife, you would fall over, let me show you" quicker then lightening, Iroh grabs the base of the mans knife, and pulled forward, knocking him off his feet, and causing him to face-plant into the ground. "see? Are you alright, here let me help you up" Iroh grabs the attackers hand and hauls him up, the group of five is trembling now, staring in disbelief at the elderly man who had just taken out their all powerful leader. "wha... who are you" the 'all powerful leader' says, looking about ready to bolt. "I am Iroh, would you like some tea?" the group turn to look at each other, then turn back to him. He watches, confused, as their eyes pop wide open, they all scream in terror -sounding very much like five year old girls- and run extremely fast down the road. Their dust trail is all that is left in a matter of seconds. "huh, I guess they didn't want any tea, oh well, I will make myself some" Iroh smiles hugely when he thinks about some tea. He starts to head toward the forest to gather some wood when he hears a loud crash; he whirls around and see's a person, with gold spiky hair... and a tail... and blue eyes.. and the man is glowing. One of his eyebrows lifts slowly, the man is hovering? Over the road, and when a tree gets in his way, he knocks it down.

The gold-haired figure stared around with crazed eyes, someone is standing in front of him, he flew at them, landing heavily next to another man. "hello, I am Iroh, whats you're name?" the elderly man smiles kindly, "I hope you don't mind if I sit down, my bones ache if I stay standing too long" he folds his legs underneath him, the smile still on his face. "I am Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan. Where am I human?" he spits out the name human like its the biggest insult he can think of. "you're on the road from Omashu to Jangura (completely made up name fyi), why don't you sit down and have some tea" he offers, gesturing for Brolly to sit.

-1st person POV Brolly-

Why isn't this human showing fear? Why am I hear. How did I get here.. Kakarot, I must find Kakarot, he must die. What is tea?

I didn't realize I had said that last piece out loud, the weakling in front of me looks horrified "You have never had tea? How awful, I will make you some. Tea is one of the best creations in this world, it might help relax you, you look terribly tense" the old man walks to the woods and grabs some wood, walks back and starts building a fire. I think over his offer, I am rather tired, and its not like this miserable human could hurt me. I decide to rest now, and search for Kakarot in the morning, it would be nice to eat something and get some sleep. I nod at the man who had introduced himself as Iroh, then turn around "where are you going, if I may ask?" he questions, I deign to respond "I am hungry, I will return with food for myself" I shoot upwards, and start hunting, it takes me a few minutes, but I soon bring down a large deer, using my Ki I fry it, eating it quickly, then I walk back to him, he is taking a metal pot with boiling water in it. He smiles "ah, good, your back, the tea is almost done". When I look at the contents of the pot, there is some kind of leaf substance in it. I raise a eyebrow skeptically, he produces two cups, and pours the leafy water into them, handing me one. I sniff it, there didn't appear to be any poisons in it. I mentally shrugg and take a sip. Hmmm... it was actually good, much better then I was expecting. I see the old man smile, then realize my expression is showing that my liking of the drink, I glare at him, surprisingly, he didn't even wince. I must be slipping, even Kakarot flinches at my glares.

Yay, I am done with this chapter. sorry for the wait, I have a bad case of writers block, now I want a vote, should Broly stay a crazed psychopath, or should Iroh help make him a kinda good guy, its all up to you guys

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