Dear Fan Fiction,
To all you puny mortals that would dare write about me, let me tell you that you will rue the day you wrote these stories about me. I would never be paired with Amy, Silver, Shadow, or any of those other weaklings. I am the immortal Mephiles, ruler of time, brain conscious of Solaris. I am the only one that has ever killed that annoying blue hedgehog and I feel as though I'm not given any credit. Either change your course of thought or face my wrath.
With much disgust,
Mephiles the Dark