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The Questionnaire
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What is your full name and age?
Peter Peyton Pettigrew. And I'm seventeen.
Describe yourself.
Angry. Resentful. Mad. At Lily Evans.
Where are you?
At a Death Eater initiation program.
What are your likes?
Not being a death eater.
What are your dislikes?
Lily Evans.
What are you thinking right now?
Well, you see, I really wanted Lily to get together with James. And one of her faorite phrases was 'when hell freezes over, Potter.' So, I decided to make hell freeze over. I've been working on the plan since fourth year. First, I learned a good freezing charm. I'm awesome at it! I could freeze over the entirety of Asia if I wanted to! But, then again, learning that might be why I only passed two OWLs (muggle studies and charms). Still, all for the sake of the plan, right? So, then I needed to get down to hell. Which is why I'm becoming a death eater. That grants you a one-way ticket to hell, it does. But, she already got with James, so my plan was in vain! And I'm a death eater! I don't want to be a death eater!
What's your favorite saying?
It at first you don't succeed, try, try again. I'll try until I die, to get out of this prison that is being a death eater. Ah, who am I kidding? I'll never get out. After this, I'm getting a large vat of butterbeer to drown my sorrows in. Maybe I'll even die from overdose! That'd be great! But, that's highly unlikely as butterbeer is non-alcoholic. But, Madam Rosmerta won't sell me firewhiskey, even though I'm of age! For some reason, she thinks I'm only a third year. Wonder why that is…
Who underestimates you the most?
More like you doesn't underestimate me. But, I'd have to say Madam Rosmerta. She underestimates my ability to be old enough to buy an drink firewhiskey.
How much do you think you look like a child?
Is this because I'm pudgy, short, and look like I just graduated from first year? No! I don't look like a child!
Would you rather date your best friend, or kiss the giant squid?
My best friends are all guys. THE SQUID! DEFINITELY!
What if you were stuck on an island all alone, and could have one wish granted, what would it be?
I'd wish for a hoagie. I mean an eternity of being alone on a deserted island? I'd get hungry and lonely, and that's where the hoagie comes in. My best friend as a little kid was Mr. Hoagie. He was a turkey hoagie, with mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers, and whipping cream (don't ask, my mum was having cravings). He was with us for a total of one hour, and my best friend ever, even better than James, Sirius, and Remus! But, he mysteriously disappeared after the hour was up. I never knew what happened to him, but my mum put me to bed that night with a yellow moustache. I only realized she ate him in fifth year. I was devastated; I thought she was bleaching her upper lip hairs, and it had gone awry! It was horrible. You try finding out that your mum is a cannibal! I still can't sleep with her in the house!
What does your usual breakfast consist of?
Everything Sirius doesn't eat. Which is usually a burnt up crisp of toast, and a bowl of oatmeal, with no sugar to drench it in.
Do you ever wish that you had different friends?
Nah. Remus is really nice, and helps with my homework. James is also nice, and is so cool! Sirius, well… he is partially insane, and treats me horribly, but I wouldn't have it any other way. It's not like the whole getting stuck unwillingly as a death eater business will make me betray them or something. Psh. Yeah right.
Have you ever befriended a kappa?
Yeah. Sirius decided it'd be fun to have a pet kappa. Turns out, kappas are dangerous. I was the only one able to befriend it, which kept us all from dying. I think it's still under Sirius's bed somewhere. It occasionally leaves me gifts. Nothing too big. Just gold watches, valuable paintings, house elves, and the rare diamond brooch. But, like I said, nothing too fancy.
Gold or silver?
My Gryffindor heart is telling me gold! Even though gold is horrible for my complexion, and looks tacky on me, but ah well! I will always prefer gold to silver. Unless, of course, a big, mean Slytherin reads this. Then I will always love silver.
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AN: I LOVE this chapter! Lily's chapter was the first I came up with in my head, and I resolved to build others off it, and I thought of this one, and fell in love with the idea of a Peter who just made a good-hearted mistake. Yeah… So, review!