Title: Dance

Chapter 11: Kankuro's Death

I was entering the house where my sister lived when I first noticed the lonely feeling had once again returned, though it was not back at full force, for even as I wasn't with the blond I knew he was waiting for my return at his home. Temari had been surprised when I called and asked to stay the weekend, she had not refused and had offered to pick me up, though I had decided to drive myself, Temari is a worse driver then I am. I think Naruto would die of a heart attack if he ever rode with her. Temari greeted me at the door and took my bag, chatting the whole time. I fixed us tea and we sat at the table drinking it. She spoke first.

"Did you and Naruto get in a fight?" She questioned biting her lip as she glanced at me. I shook my head no and she smiled. "Then why are you here? I wish I could believe you just wanted to see me, but I know thats not the case."

"I need some... Help." I replied and she blinked looking at me oddly. I continued before she started guessing what I could need help with. "The dance is a week away. I don't know how to dance." I added looking her in the eyes.

Temari seemed to be taken back by this, she stuttered and then gave a sigh and smiled. "I'll try my best to teach you. Though how girls dance and how guys dance is different. Dancing isn't a thing you can really teach, you listen to the beat and move your body how you see fit. Which dance are you going to?"

I thought a moment. It was the end of the year dance, school had only two months left and then summer vacation would be upon us, I was glad since this meant I could stay a week at Narutos at a time and only go home to get my mail or use the gym. "The end of the year one." I didn't know the name of said dance.

"Is it a formal dance?" I nodded at her question. "This is your first dance right?" I nodded once more. "Then you should focus more on slow dancing, which is good since slow dancing can be taught. Can... can Naruto dance as well?" I hadn't thought about this. I shrugged as a reply and she sighed. "We'll lets hope that he can then." She stood up, knowing me well enough to guess I'd want to get right to business before doing anything else. Temari searched her CDs and found one she thought was suitable for such a dance. She stood in front of me and placed my hands on her hips before wrapping her arms around my shoulders. "You have to relax." She stated. "This is a dance not a march." I gave a nod and let my shoulders slug some as she directed me on which way to move and told me I would have to lead as I was a guy... Or if Naruto was aloud to lead then I'd have to follow. I didn't know who would lead so I payed close attention to my feet as well as to hers. She was patient with me and by the end of the day, after a few breaks I had gotten the hang of it... Mostly. Her feet were hurting from me stepping on them and more then once she had to tell me not to watch the feet but look at the face or eyes, when I looked her in the eyes she tensed and I reminded her it wasn't a march.

"Lets take a break." Temari sighed and sat down. I took a seat as well. I had another favor to ask her.

"Naruto and me wanted to shop for the clothes for the dance together. Were should we go?" I asked and she shook her head no.

"Gaara, you can't pick out your clothes together. It takes away from the whole thing."

"How so?" I asked and she rubbed her neck. My siblings always seem to watch what they say around me, I guess I don't blame them as they usually end up with a wound when they don't. But right now I'm not worried about her saying something I don't like, I just want to know what I don't know. "Say it." I tell her getting annoyed. She sighed and looked me in the eyes.

"It's just, if you see him in the clothes you don't get that extra kick when you see him when you pick him up in those clothes. It's the extra kick. Like, I don't know how to put it Gaara. I just know that you will want to experience that and so... How about I take you shopping this weekend and then him shopping this week. That way I know you both will look right and match without you seeing each other in the formal wear."

She was going to do me a favor so I nodded and she smiled."Thank you Temari." I had never been one to say nice words so when I spoke these small two words she looked ready to cry, in fact she excused herself to the bathroom while I called to tell Naruto of the new plans. She was gone so I picked up a CD and placed it in, it was a fast song. I thought about what Temari said and began to feel the beat.

Since no one was around I let my hips rock lightly, then turned to make sure no one had seen that, I continued to sway my hips and moved lightly on my feet, my arms didn't seem to know what to do

"Gaara?" A voice questioned. It was not Temari's voice. Kankuro looked like he had just witnessed a horror film. "Huh... Please never do that again." He seemed to be consirned. "Thats not how you dance." He informed me and I tilted my head. Had I not done what Temari told me to do? But, none the less I was wanting to ask Kankuro a few questions. I followed him to his room.

"Gaara, you know you seem to be acting really strange today." He looked me over. "Is something up?"

I gave a nod and he took a seat, I did so as well. "Whats up?" He asked.

I didn't know how to sugar coat things like some people do, I'm a blunt person if I have a question, so I asked him my first question and waited for him to wake up as he stared blankly at me with his jaw hung open. "How do you have sex? Meaningful sex." I added. I had known how to have meaningless sex.

Kankuro blushed and stuttered, he didn't seem to know how to answer my question. So I stated. "I know what motions to take, but how do you start to have sex and how do you prepare for entrance?"

Kankuro hide his face in his hands, while whispering "This isn't real." He peaked between his fingers and saw I was still waiting for an answer. "Gaaaaaarrrraaaaaa." He groaned and I frowned. He was rather annoying. "Why couldn't you have asked Temari?" I glared and he sighed giving in. "Ok... Lets do the easy part first." He took a deep breath and blushed. " To start off you start kissing and touching, if the person responds you have to take a risk and make the first real move, like um, kissing the lower bare stomach or undoing the persons pants."

The person's? I frowned. "Naruto." I reminded him of the blonds name and he covered his ears. He was being childish about this wasn't he.

"Then you fool around for a few... As for the... preparations." He turned his head from me and spoke quickly. "The best form of lube is lube, then comes lotion and then the spit mixed with... Cum." He sighed and glanced at me. I was in thought.

"Which is best for the first time?" I asked and he hit his head on the table. "Owe." He groaned. Then replied to my question in a defeated voice. "Lube." He sighed.

"Where do you get it?" I asked after a moment of thought.

"Almost any store." He quickly replied.

I stood and walked out the door. Temari glanced at me as I went to the door. "I'll return." I stated, knowing it was late to be leaving, the drug store was open 24/7.

I entered the store and looked at the girl behind the counter, she gave a smile and welcomed me asking if I needed help. I gave a nod and she walked out from behind the counter. "Where is the lube?" I asked, she blushed but lead the way. I looked over the selection and she waited to see if I needed anything else. "Which one should I get?" I asked looking over at her.

"Ummm, well, I guess... It depends... What are you using it for?" She stuttered out.

How annoying. "Sex." I thought it had been obvious, what else was lube used for?

The girl blushed all the more. "Will, um, there be need for flavored?" She looked completely out of place to me, and I tilted my head.

"Why does it matter?"

"We, well, we have many flavors." She sighed pointing out a section of flavored lubes. I glanced over them. Peach. Strawberry. Grape. Chocolate. Orange. Mint. So very strange. I ignored her as I picked up one and read the label, then sat it down. She walked off quickly to help someone else and I spent a good ten minuted reading labels, then I picked up a cherry and a non flavored and head to the counter. She seemed to vanish and let another person ring me up. A guy who smiled and laughed at the girl.

I paid and left, but stopped as a store caught my eye, it was still open and had the windows tented. I walked over and opened the door.

"No kids aloud." The tattooed girl yelled at me. I took out my I.D and she shrugged. "Whatever." I walked around picking things up and reading labels. It was a sex toy shop, I knew that much. I looked over a few things and found a pair of handcuffs, was it strange to want and see the blond tied up? I took a pair and then stopped seeing a few whips. That was a strange this to want so I passed it by. Maybe next time. I checked out and the girl smirked, she added a small brown bag to my own and I blinked, looking back at her.

"First timers get a special gift." She turned back to watching the TV. I went hope and laid the things I had picked up on the bed. Two things of lube, a pair of handcuffs, the brown bag she gave me held a pack of condoms in bright colors, a large feather. A cock ring – What the hell what that for?, and a porno. I read the title and looked over the cover, it was a male on male one. Maybe I should watch it to learn a few things?

A/N: I hope you enjoyed this, I found much humor in writing it! A Cock ring. Lol. I was going to have him ask Kankuro what it was, but then thought I'd leave poor Kankuro alone, really he's had enough for one day. Review if you want to and if you don't thats cool too. Sorry there is no Naruto in this chapter, and sorry if it was completely lame. Though I enjoyed it I've kind of got a twisted sense of humor.

Reviews: I didn't give anyone time to review so sorry. I'll answer all reviews in the next chapter or two, I think I'm gonna do one more chapter for tonight! Love you all!