(Inspired by the episode "Adam's Ribs.")
There Oughtta Be a Slaw
"Radar!"
He bolted awake.
"You gotta get back on the phone. Call Adam's Ribs again."
"Again? Are you crazy?"
"I forgot the cole slaw. Don't you understand what a monumental oversight that was? An oversight of epic proportions—"
Before Hawkeye got going on one of his rants again, Radar went to the phone and placed the call. Dearborn5 -2750.
The cole slaw was on its way.
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Hawkeye put a huge forkful of cole slaw into his mouth. Chewed, swallowed.
It seemed like everyone leaned forward.
"Eh," he said with a sheepish shrug. "It's actually not as good as I remembered."