I walked down the corridor grinning like a Cheshire cat. I had just gotten through with telling Elrohir the dream I had had last night. I wonder how long it will take for his eye to stop twitching…. Oh well, no reason to dwell over it. Now that I have tortured Elrohir, I have nothing to do. Hmmm…. Maybe I could find Elladan, or Fin. I decided to find Fin.
"FIN, OH FIN! WHERE ART THOU?!?!" I called. "Here Fin! Come here boy! Come here! Awww… who's a good wittle boy? Hmm…? Who's a good wittle boy? That's right… You Are! Yes you are! Yes you are!" I rambled on, petting a vase. I continued doing this until suddenly I realized something. "Wait a minute… you're not Fin!" I said in an accusing tone, while slapping the vase, which caused it to fall on the floor and break. I quickly looked around to make sure no one saw and dove (literally) into another corridor.
"DUN DUN, DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!" I said quietly as I roamed the corridors looking for victims... um, I mean all the elves that I had met so far. I had an idea…
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After finding Glorfindel, Elrohir, and Elladan I went in search of another person, whom happened to be some random servant she-elf that I had bumped into once. Glorfindel, Elrohir, and Elladan had gone to my room without much protest and whining, and were now waiting there. The servant girl was a different story. She was so focused on her work that I had to take a big sack, throw it over her head, and carry her to my room (1). She wasn't too happy.
Once I got to my room, I opened the sack and dumped her unceremoniously on the floor. I then quickly ran to the door and locked it. After doing that, I started to turn around slowly, saying in a creepy voice, "Kaylee wants to play a game… OF TRUTH OR DARE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" (2) I stopped laughing evilly though as soon as I saw that I was the only one left in the room. I looked around and spotted the curtain blowing in the open window…. "DARN IT!!! I FORGOT TO BOARD UP THE WINDOW AGAIN!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs…
(1) This is from the movie Borat.
(2) Before the … is from the movie Saw III.