Aint it saint Patrick's day or Easter or somethin? Whatever, this is a double whammy special including both holidays. Freakin sweet aint it? Roll fic! Oh wait, I don't own anyone other than Rook, Melecy, or Devi.
101 double whammy freakin sweet saint Easters holiday special part 1
-Nightmare square-
Tis the season not to say Tis the season, but it is a season to wear green. Seriously, in Nightmare they take it seriously.
"HEY, THAT GUY ISN'T WEARING GREEN!" one Nightmaren screamed. Everyone looked at one person…Reala. He hated these holidays, but that didn't matter because he was about to get mobbed. So he did the logical thing and flew as fast as he can, only to be tackled by none other that Jackle who was wearing a green vest. "RAWR!"
The next thing he knew, Reala could no longer feel his arm and was pinched from hat to foot. The ex-leader of a Nightmaren army brought down to that. It's a good thing NiGHTS was gone-
"HELLLLLOOOOOO LAZY!" oh dear Wiseman… of course it was NiGHTS, wearing a green hat with clovers hanging from the horns, and his shoes were shaped like eggs. "What are you doing here?" Reala was ready to cut his head off…oh wait, it floats so that wouldn't work.
"Well they let me back on holidays most of the time. Isn't that great?" NiGHTS smiled, though Reala was suicidal. He'd jump into the street once he felt his legs again. "Swell. Do me a favor and whack a bottle on my head." The nearest insane person, who happened to be Jackle, took it wrong and threw a plastic bottle at Reala.
"FISH PASTE!" Jackle screamed, dragging Reala away to the nearby train station. Nightmaren don't use trains, but they had a station anyway. "Jackle where'd you get that vest?" NiGHTS asked, his clothes automatically changed since he signed up with the seasonal plan of Verison Wireless. If he didn't the network would get him.
Flashback
NiGHTS flew down a dark alley, looking around nervously until he was surrounded by millions of other Nightmaren all wearing hard hat helmets. "Hello NiGHTS…we heard you wanted to go to AT&T, I thought we had this talk already." One of them said, holding a crowbar shaped like a cell phone. "Uh hey guys…uh, I would never change networks. You know it." NiGHTS laughed nervously, backing up as the network closed in on him.
NiGHTS gulped as he saw a network person staring at him from the power lines. "It's not a vest, it's the gory flesh of a Yoshi!" Jackle said, having a small insane moment before he got to the station. It was just like the billboard said, although no one likes Bill Board, There was an Easter Ideya hunt and everyone was invited unless you're a Jew…just kidding Jews too but no one from High school Musical.
Who was hosting this? None other than Rook of course. "Okay is everyone here?" Rook asked, although by everyone he meant NiGHTS, Reala, Jackle, Melecy, Devi, and a bum that was reading a newspaper. "Okay, so there are ideya hidden everywhere here and whoever finds the most gets this…"Rook paused for drama and took out a safe, clicking several numbers and taking out….A NEW COPY OF SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL!
Everyone got the instant shiny eyes, NiGHTS thought it was a book, Reala thought about the ideya, Devi thought he could hack it, Melecy thought she could sell it, the bum thought he could eat it, and since when did Jackle ever think? "Not only is it mint, but it includes bonus commentary, watch!" Rook pressed START and the commentary began with Sonic.
"Oh I remember when I first wanted to get into smash bros like it was yesterday. Actually it was some years back in Melee." The blue hedgehog sighed, rolling a clip.
Another flashback
Sonic looked around the smash bros mansion, a lot of people wanted to get in Melee, even Solid Snake was there. Mario walked in and nearly dropped his TV dinner, he couldn't let Sonic into Melee, he'd take his spotlight! Sonic zipped over to the red plumber "Hey sup? Where do you sign up here? I'm itching to fight, y'know?" Sonic hopped from one foot to the other. "Uh yeah, sign up in that room that says DANGER. That's just a warning for weaker people." Mario pointed and Sonic zipped off into the room.
Of course he did fall 40 feet into a pool full of rabid electric eels and everyone knows that Sonic can't swim so yeah…
30 minutes later
A shaky gloved hand grabbed onto the ledge, pulling a bleeding, shocked, and soaking wet Sonic onto the carpet gasping for air. Mario walked by holding a diet Shroom Shake. "I am going to kick…your…ass" Sonic growled.
End flashback
"So without any further delay, let the hunt begin!" Rook would have shot a laser blaster into the sky but he didn't want to remove it from its original packaging. The hunters ran off to find the ideyas, each of them thinking of their goals.