Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: thank you to all who reviewed this series.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: Thanks for informing of that error, the rest of the chapter is up now.
Chapter XI: Misery Loves Company
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is from the Ghost Zone where she works as cosmetic expert and psychologist, please welcome Spectra," he says as the camera zooms to the podium where the ghost smiles at the audience malevolently. "Our second contestant is from Jersey City, New Jersey and recently got out of jail, please welcome Martha Stewart," he says as the camera zooms to the domestic diva who smiles and waves at the audience.
"Our final contestant is from the Ghost Zone where he works as the Master of Dreams, please welcome Nocturne," Johnny says as the ghost appears behind his podium from nowhere just as the camera zooms away to the host's podium.
"Please welcome the host of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," he says as Trebek walks out with Skulker close behind.
"Yes and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy, I am Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is that Skulker says I need to get out of my cage more often and he enjoys Jeopardy and made me come here. Are you ready to…," he says before Spectra buzzes in. "Yes Spectra," he says with a sigh.
"Look at yourself Trebek, you pathetic little creature. You thought you would be famous but here you are years later hosting Celebrity Jeopardy. You're pathetic Trebek even Sajak makes more than you," she laughs as the insults make her younger.
"Thank you for that pep talk, Ms. Spectra. Now the categories are: Famous Sigmunds, The Mind, In Your Dreams, Sleep, Nocturnal Animals, Things that Go Bump in the Night, and Psychology Today. Spectra you're up first," he says turning to the ghost.
"I'll take Famous Sigmunds for 100, you pathetic excuse for a primate," she says laughing at the host.
"Okay, for 100, this Sigmund might say it's all in your head," he reads the card as Martha Stewart buzzes in first. "Yes, Martha Stewart," he says hoping for once this would an orderly game.
"I was once worked with the famous Sigmund Carlson to create a cozy line of table coasters for tea drinkers," she tells Trebek.
"Sorry that is incorrect anyone, the answer we were looking for was Sigmund Freud," Alex says sighing at the contestant's stupidity.
"It'll take more the Freud to fix you Trebek," Spectra taunts Trebek who just sighs.
"Why don't we take a break and when we come back start Double Jeopardy," he says as the director yells cut and Trebek goes backstage.
"Why are you so mean to Trebek, the poor man is only trying to do his job. It reminds me of how I was persecuted for my business my Imclone," Martha asks the female ghost.
"Human misery makes me younger and Trebek is the Fountain of Youth," she says laughing.
"Hmm, human misery, I wonder if I could bottle it and sell it at K-Mart," she thinks to herself smiling happily. "I could say the idea came to me in a dream," she says laughing.
"Please, I've seen your dreams, I've lost my bedtime snack numerous times because of it," Nocturne complains sticking his tongue.
Spectra was about to say something when she heard someone clapping, "who's there," she asks cautiously.
"Top notch insulting, lass couldn't have done better myself," Sean Connery says as he emerges from the audience and walks up to Spectra.
"Who are you," she asks cautiously as Connery writes his name on the podium.
"Sean Connery, I think together we can Trebek's life a living nightmare," he says just as the host walks out again to start the show.
"Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy and oh good Sean Connery is here so for the sake of my sanity we'll skip ahead to Final Jeopardy. The category is: anything, all you do is write anything. I don't care what," he says as the lights go out and the music starts.
A moment later, the music stops, "let's see what you what you wrote down, Sean Connery and Spectra," he says as they reveal their answer. "Your response is 'I'm sorry Alex'" he says amazed by the answer.
"I know I've been hard on you lad, but it's all in good fun and I'd like to apologize for my behavior, it's uncalled for and takes the spotlight away from the Danny Phantom stars, excellent show by the way, and I would like to start a new," Connery says seriously.
"I don't know what to say, let's wagered friend," he says as Sean reveals the rest of the message. "Trebek is such a ponse, I don't believe I fell for that," he says as Spectra and Connery laugh at him while he heads to Martha's podium.
"Martha Stewart, your response is a recipe for apple pie," he says baffled, "and you wagered 'the New England Yellow-Throated Warbler'," he says confused.
"It's my favorite bird," Martha says with a smile.
"Fabulous," he says as he walks over to Nocturne who uses his power to put Trebek to sleep and put a dream helmet on him.
"Sleepwalkers, form," he yells as his Sleepwalkers form and put everyone to sleep and places dream helmets on the audience. "Soon, I shall be invincible," he says as he begins to harvest the people's dream as the lights go out ending the show.
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