Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 11: A childhood is hard to remember as you age.
Ryota…Another Chapter huh…..
Sieghart: I haven't been in the author's booth for awhile….
Ryota: Yeah….. listening to "So Scandalous" from Soul Eater sure calms your nerves.
Sieghart: ~Snores~
Disclaimer: No own GC or Gintama content.
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 11: A childhood is hard to remember as you age.
Arme and Lire had their backs to the wall and were jumping around with making ninja poses with the "Sneaky BGM" played in the background.
"Bum bum, bum bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum, bad-daaaaaa bada-daaaa," Arme hummed along with the music as Arme and Lire did a dodge roll into the kitchen of the Serdin Academy Cafeteria.
"Okay, all I need is this…" Arme mumbled grabbing some of the parsley while pulling out a beaker filled with a strange red liquid in it.
"After you add that in my Gorgos will be able to shrink back to a Gon right?" Lire asked Arme.
Arme nodded, "He'll still have his Gorgos sense though, so you won't have to re-teach him everything," she said as she added the parsley and mixed.
"Alright! It's done!" Arme said, holding the beaker up in triumph and then poured it into a smaller cylinder beaker and handed it to Lire.
"That should be enough for lil' Gorgos," Arme said as Lire took it.
"Thank you!" Lire exclaimed and ran off to feed the concoction to her pet.
Arme stretched her arms, "I guess I'll take a little rest before class starts up again," she said to herself and walked away, leaving the beaker of De-aging potion in the kitchen. However, right next to it was another beaker of the same size and same colored liquid and labeled "Tomato Juice". As Arme walked away, that label simply fell off.
After Arme walked away, the Chef of the Academy, which we shall just call The Chef, grabbed looked at the 2 beakers, wondering which one is the correct ingredient. The Chef closed his eyes and grabbed the left one and poured it into his pot of Tomato Soup. Unknown to him was the future that pot of Tomato Soup would give to others….
It was Lunch time at the Serdin Academy, and the Class of GC-17 seemed to conviently be the only class early to the cafeteria today.
"Hurry! They're giving bowls of Tomato Soup! I can't wait to try liquid Vegetables!" Ryan exclaimed.
Mostly everybody got the Tomato Soup and as they began to dig in, Jin was the 1st to notice something.
"I feel kind of….strange…" Jin said, he looked over his body, "I feel like something on me just shrank…and my arm's glowing strangleEEEEEEY!" Jin yelled as his height, along with many others, began to shrink like crazy and then in a POOF of smoke, most of the class of GC-17 were children….apparently the Tomato Soup had something in it. *Cough*
"Wha….I turned intwo a kwid…" Lire said.
Arme widened her eyes in realization, "DARN IT! I LEFT THE DE-AGING CONCOCTION IN THE KITCHEN! I THOUGHT THE AUTHOR WOULDN'T MAKE SOME KIND OF CHAPTER OUT OF THAT MISTAKE!" Arme yelled then began to bawl. Arme seemed to have made the mistake of trusting me….
"This form looks like fun! Come on guys! Let's go play!" Elesis exclaimed, then led a line of "children" to run laps around the cafeteria and make people near them trip.
Meanwhile, at Zero's table, Zero witnessed the whole thing, and then turned over to see Gran and Eclipse eating a spoonful of the Tomato Soup.
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Zero cried as he watched in horror as Gran and Eclipse gulped down the spoonful of soup.
They looked over to him.
"Yeesh, no need to yell Zero, if you want some just eat your own," Gran said as he put his finger in his ear and began to glow.
"Was there something wrong in the soup?" Eclipse asked as she began to glow too.
POOF went the smoke and as the smoke cleared out Zero looked at Eclipse and Gran to see if they were okay and was surprised as to what he saw.
Eclipse was in child-form, white hair, and the kid version of her outfit. However, when Zero looked over to Gran….he just saw a Mini Grandark, notice how I said GranDARK, as in the weapon, which looked more like a Grandark Dagger instead of a sword.
Grandark's eye twitched, and then he went into a ramble.
"WHAT THE HELL! THAT SOUP MADE US TURN INTO CHILDREN!? THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T IT MAKE ME TURN INTO A DEMON CHILD!? IT MADE ME A MINI VERSION OF MY PREVIOUS SELF. GRAAAAH WHY!? WHY?! WHY DID I TURN INTO THIS WHILE ECLIPSE TURNED INTO A CHILD! THIS ISN'T COOL! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF OKAY! I'M GONNA K-"Mini-Grandark's ramble was stopped mid-way by Zero picking him up and putting a sheathe onto Grandark's blade.
"I guess he's easier to shut up now with this." Zero said then he grabbed Eclipses hand and said, "Come on, Eclipse let's get everybody to the classroom and work this problem out, we sure are lucky the clothes shrink along with the body,"
Eclipse nodded with her head down.
Suddenly, the Janitor, Duel, jumped out of nowhere and took a long look at Eclipse, then screamed "Eclipse! My child! Come to Daddy's la-" and then was interrupted by Zero throwing his Tomato Soup at Duel's face, making him swallow some.
"Whoops," Zero said as Duel began to glow.
After making everybody successfully going into the classrooms and onto their respected desks (which was kinda difficult with all "kids" struggling) Sieghart-Sensei made his appearance into this chapter!
"Welcome back cla- Wait, you guys seem a bit smaller than before lunch….you guys are more…midgety." Sieghart Sensei said in surprise.
"Um, Sieghart Sensei?" Amy raised her hand with Child Jin in her lap.
"Yes? Amy, with the Red Lion on your lap," Sieghart Sensei replied.
"A lot of the people in the class turned into children due to a problem within the Tomato Soup during lunch," Amy explained.
"I see….wait WHAAAAT!?" Sieghart Sensei yelled.
[Later]
"Okay, so I made a list of who's currently a child and who's still in normal form." Amy said in a supervising tone while Child-Jin held onto Amy's head in a piggyback like form.
Children-Elesis, Arme, Lire, Mari, Lass, Gran(dark?), Eclipse, Ryan, Jin, Ronan, Shio, Ley, Asin…Duel.
Unchanged-Sieghart, Amy, Rufus, and Zero.
Rin was absent that day….
"Alright, I've also divided who goes to who here.
Amy-Jin, Ronan, Ryan, Asin, Ley, Dio.
Sieghart-Elesis, Arme, Lire, Mari, Lass
Zero- Gran (dark?), Eclipse, possibly Duel
Rufus-….read the following event to find out why he didn't get any children.
Rufus dug through the closet of the classroom.
"What are you looking for Rufus?" Amy asked with Child-Jin on her head like always.
"Getting the necessary supplies for taking care of children." Rufus said.
"Oh Good! What'd you find?" Amy asked.
Rufus then pulled out
A whip.
A Gun.
A Chainsaw.
And a Scary Clown Doll.
"I'm a trained Professional, and VERY good with children with these items." Rufus said.
"Nooooo! You're not getting anyone!" Amy exclaimed then burned all of Rufus's "tools".
Sieghart Sensei looked at the list, and then turned pale. "Trade Children! Let's trade our children!" He said in panic.
"No! I like this list!" Amy retorted hugging Jin like some stuffed animal. "We just have to care for them until Arme finishes the reverting potion." Amy explained. "Besides, they still have their older senses, so they should know how to take care of themselves!" Amy said.
"That's what I'm afraid of…" Sieghart Sensei mumbled.
"Well! Come on you guys! We're gonna go out for a walk!" Amy said as she gathered "her kids". They interlocked hands and formed a line, then walked out the classroom singing.
Sieghart Sensei looked at "his kids" and his aura turned real gloomy. Zero walked over and patted his back in reassurance. "It's just till Arme's done, bear with it Sieghart Sensei, she's already starting." Zero said as he and Sieghart Sensei looked over to Child-Arme attempting to reach the heat adjuster.
"I'd better go help Arme, kids shouldn't use fire unsupervised. Eclipse, pick up Grandark and follow me, Duel you stay in your corner." Zero ordered and they followed suit.
Meanwhile we look over a desk or two and we see Rufus and Child-Lass locked in some kind of staring contest.
"Are you really my little brother?" Rufus asked.
Lass gave an uncomfortable face, probably because of the way his legs are put together, and the Lass said, "I need to take a pee," in his high child voice and then began to run outside. Rufus watched as Lass ran away, and then he gave the same uncomfortable face.
"Why do I need to go?! Is this some kind of brother bond-bind we have or something?!" Rufus yelled as he ran to restroom after Lass.
Meanwhile at Amy…
"Come on everybody! Let's ride the Merry-go-round!" Amy exclaimed while "her kids" cheered in agreement, these scenes are too perfect, we're leaving.
Meanwhile at Zero
"Grandark, have any 8s?" Zero asked.
"My cards are face-up on the floor what do you think?" Grandark growled as Zero took the 8 from his cards on the ground.
"Um, Mr. Zero?" Eclipse asked, covering his face with her cards.
"Hm? What is it Eclipse?" Zero replied.
"Um,er,ho-how…" Eclipse stuttered.
"I think Eclipse becomes shy whenever she changes forms…" Grandark said to Zero.
"Yeah…." Zero replied.
"…..How do you see through that blindfold?" Eclipse asked Zero.
"Oh well you see…."
Meanwhile at Sieghart….
Sieghart Sensei cautiously approached Elesis, Lire, and Mari. Mari was hugging a Gon plushy, Elesis was chewing on gum loudly, and Lire was playing Darts with Ryan's picture.
"Hey guys….," Sieghart Sensei started.
"Let's play reverse-tag!" Child-Elesis said abruptly standing up. "Sieghart's it!"
"Wha-AAAAAAAAH!" Sieghart yelled as Elesis, Lire, and Mari jumped him, knocking him out instantly….wow so much for being immortal and all-powerful.
"Aw, he's knwocked out," Child-Elesis said.
"Neh, let's play with his Gladiator clothes." Child-Lire said.
Child-Mari began zapping Sieghart with the Tazzer embedded within her Gon plushy.
Lass walked up to Arme after his bathroom break, "Are you done with the Concoction yet?" Child-Lass asked.
"Almost…" Child-Arme replied, adjusting her booster, and adding another ingredient
"Ooh! Fruit Drops! Can I have one?" Lass asked as he saw the box.
"Sure, I only need 1 for the potion anyways," Arme said as she attempted to pour one out onto Lass's hand, which turned out unsuccessful as it dropped on the floor.
"Darn it!" Arme said as she tried again, and again, and again, and again, until one finally dropped perfectly on Lass's hand.
"VICTORY!" Arme exclaimed and then looked in the container. "We're out of Fruit Drops!" she yelled and swung her arms around crazily in panic.
"What do we do!?" Child-Lass exclaimed as he sucked on the Fruit Drop.
"No matter! We'll just use one from the floor!" Child-Arme said and looked on the floor….to see all the fruit drops gone and a multi-colored Slime shooting lights out like a disco ball.
"I think we made a new species of Slime Arme…" Lass said.
"Nooooo! I can't make the concoction with this!" Arme panicked. "That was the last step to the potion!"
"WHAT?!" everybody in the room exclaimed at once.
"Zero! Call Amy and see if she can buy some Fruit Drops on the way back from the Amusement Park!" Arme ordered.
"On it," Zero said taking out his ULTRA HIGH TECH IPHONE!
(On Phone) "Hey, Amy, could you buy some Fruit Drops on the way back from the Amusement Park? What? You might not make it back by the end of the day? You guys are taking a Forest Stroll?! How much do you spoil children?! Arme's almost done with the potion! Hurry back! Got it?! Okay, you're coming back now? Good. Bye then." Zero finished his phone call with his ULTRA HIGH TECH IPHONE!
"She's comi-" but before Zero could finish, Amy and co. burst through the door to the classroom with a stampede.
"We've got the Fruit Drops!" Amy said however, as soon as she held the container up it exploded.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?!" Everybody yelled.
"Perfect Shot! That was Beautiful!" The Sadist yelled.
Everybody glared at him, then started to stomp on him.
"We only have 5 minutes left until the potion can no longer take the fruit drop!" Arme cried.
"That thing has a Time limit!?" Child-Lass exclaimed. "GAAAH WHAT DO WE DO!?"
Suddenly, our genius, Mari came up and picked up the multi-colored, flavored, Slime and held it above the concoction.
"You're not gonna drop the poor thing in there are you?!" Ryan gasped.
Mari then smacked the Rainbow Fruit Slime's side, and out *popped* a single Fruit Drop, into the concoction. The Concoction fizzled, then turned blue.
"…" Everybody was speechless then, "WE'RE SAVED!" and cheered.
"I'm not gonna be a Dagger anymore!" Grandark cheered.
The people that were changed into Children got a small cup of the potion, which they all drank earnestly.
There was a *POOF* and everybody started to grow in height and after the smoke cleared everybody looked successfully aged…..there was the problem.
See it only worked on some people. As for the people that it didn't work on well…. Elesis turned into a 24 year-old Lady, Shio turned into an old-demon, Jin grew into a 10 Year old, Ronan's hair seemed to be the only thing that grew on his body, and Grandark…changed back into Gran but…..he had a blade sticking out of his back, making it looked like he was stabbed.
"…..I think we have to do this again…." The now-15 year old Arme said.
Ryota: A fantasy comedy, wouldn't be one if the characters didn't turn into kids. I personally always wanted to do a chapter like this…hopefully it turned out right…I hope to make the characters that have not had much of an appearance to come to light the next few chapters as Amy did this chapter.
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