Author's Note: Oh... oh God... p-please forgive me for lateness! I've been caught up on this awesome book, Close to the Bone by a certain Stuart Macbride, and yeah. Enjoy random crap!
"Hey, guys, I'm back," called Sips to the Factory and all its glorious inhabitants.
"Awwwww..." That was from Livid.
"Oh, go to the Nether, Lalna," snapped Sjin. He descended to the ground level at an alarming rate. Seriously alarming, like I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames upon re-entry.
Anyway...
"Haaaaii, Sips!" grinned Sjin. "So did you get me anything?"
"Whut," said Sips, in true Sips style.
"I'm HUNGRY!" whined Sjin. "You SERIOUSLY didn't get any chocolate or bars or chocolate bars?"
"I have some random gold I've been carrying around with all my other crap," offered Sips, procuring said gold bar out of his pocket. "I could paint it brown for you and say it's some Kit Kat."
"Then it would look like a turd," said a randomly passing Xephos.
"Always the insensitive one," sighed a randomly-passing-Xephos-following Honeydew.
"Says you!"
"Yeah, says me!"
"Who's saying what?" said a randomly curious Lalna, his little blonde head appearing from the colourful lighty chute.
...
Okay, yeah, so not so little. Seriously, guy's gotta have a skull the size of Cthulu to fit a brain the size of Cthulu!
AHEM-HUM-HOO-HAY.
"No, Sjin, I did not get some chocolate or bars or chocolate bars for you," continued Sips.
"Aw, Siips!"
"I-I'm sorry, Sjin. I could try and steal some from some poor mother but, well, y'know. This is Tekkitopia. We aren't gonna find chocolate bars for miles - "
"Oh, look, some random Kit Kat bar!" called Honeydew, holding aloft said random Kit Kat bar like it was a trophy.
"Oh, um, I don't like Kit Kat," said Sjin apologectically.
"Whut," said Honeydew, in true Honeydew style.
The randomly passing Xephos randomly passed and snatched said Kit Kat bar before swallowing it. Yep, no chewing. Just down the hatchet with that guy.
AND THEN THE REAL NOT-RANDOMLY-PASSING XEPHOS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR!
"Get out, you randomly passing imposter!" yelled the spaceman, holding up his Red Matter sword.
"Careful, you'll amputate someone like that," said Livid, who's head that has no official size popped out of the lighty flying chute again.
"I'm STILL hungry!" yelled Sjin like a spoiled brat, stamping his foot.
"I can haz hug?" said Honeydew.
"Not very convenient, Dew," remarked Sips.
"Doesn't ANYONE care about this issue?" said the real Xephos feebly.
"No," said the randomly passing Xephos.
"So that's what happens when you're late?" asked Lalna disappointedly.
"Yes," I replied. "Yes."
and then i exploded the end