AN alrites Patrisha is still de editor dis time bu now Im open to otter editors so if u wanna be an editor of dis story PM me kay? An wit dat message here is next chappy!

When I entered the store I was immediately caught by both the warmth that was good to have on a winter day like, I don't know, 31st January, and the smell of CHOCOLATE. There were CHOCOLATE bars everywhere but mostly Wonker brand because it was the easiest to get for, I don't know, a store that is located RIGHT NEXT TO WILLY WONKER'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY.

This meant great news for me because I had a plan. This plan was elaborated upon in the last chapter and I won't repeat it here but I will. I will buy one Wonker CHOCOLATE bar and give the rest of the money to the family. I was starving though so I would probably eat the entire bar before I left the store. That was a great plan and I asked the cashier (there were two cashiers at the store at the time) for a Wonker Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight which remember is my favorite Wonker CHOCOLATE flavor.

The cashier (here I will call him the first cashier) gave me a bar as I asked and I went on to open it and I looked inside and I saw... THE GOLDEN TICKET WASN'T IN THERE! (EN: If you think that I am done sabotaging you, Ronald, then you are wrong. - Patricia / MatildaPiker26)

Well I thought I didn't expect to win a GOLDEN TICKET so that was that and I should better eat the bar because I am still starving. I thus savored the bar while I listened to the cashiers talk.

"Hey isn't that skeleton kid" the first cashier said and I sighed inside.

"Oh yeah it sure is" the second cashier answered and she was actually a woman.

The first cashier then hit a play button somewhere and a song started playing.

Spooky scary skeletons
And shivers down my spine

The song angered the second cashier though so she hit the play button which now functioned as a pause button and the song stopped. This world makes sense, right?

"You know" the second cashier said "pop culture has ruined skeletons so badly I can't take them seriously anymore. There should be a skeleton revival some day."

"Yeah keep dreaming" the first cashier scoffed.

"I am imagining it right now. I see two skeletons: one is short and wears blue, while the other is tall and wears red."

"Blue and red don't even go together" the first cashier said but then he looked at himself he was wearing blue and the second cashier was wearing red so maybe the second cashier was onto something. "I am sorry they do go together please continue" he said.

The second cashier thus continued "The short one likes to crack puns and be generally easygoing, while the tall one takes everything seriously and everything is serious business for him, but he is prone to misunderstandings."

"You see you didn't make sense here again" the first cashier decided to insult the second cashier again. "Skeletons aren't a he or a she. Skeletons are what they are."

"Actually" the second cashier corrected "female skeletons are wider down there because biological reasons."

"And I am supposed to believe "biological reasons" is a valid reason because? Anyway the boy has finished eating the Wonker bar see you scared him away" the first cashier said referring to me and I did had finished my Wonker CHOCOLATE bar so I had to go.

"Goodbye!" I didn't wave because I was still conserving energy and was about to head out.

"No wait" the second cashier said sympathetically. "You are still starving so you should buy another Wonker bar."

"Alright" I said and handed the money in. The second cashier picked up another Wonker CHOCOLATE bar and gave it to me.

I thus unwrapped it but then I saw something golden. (EN: I just- I can't. You win this one, Ronald. - Patricia / MatildaPiker26) I thus peeled off the wrapping of the bar and saw the letter G so I got excited and pulled the golden thing out and indeed to my excitement it said... GOLDEN TICKET!

"Holy hell a Golden Ticket" both cashiers said at the same time and in their eyes I saw that they wanted the GOLDEN TICKET for themselves.

"Ahem I will buy the Golden Ticket from you for fifty pounds" the first cashier said and I got thinking. Fifty pounds would be great for my family but then I was interrupted by the second cashier.

"I will buy it from you for five hundred pounds" the second cashier said and I wanted to accept because more money means better but that didn't stop the cashiers from offering outrageous offers.

"I will give you the entire cash register of money" the first cashier offered.

"I will give you this entire store" the second cashier offered but then someone else walked in it was... the manager!

"No you cannot give this store away I need money too oh my god is that a Golden Ticket" the manager said. "Take it straight home and run without second questions" he suggested and I listened to his suggestion because he's the manager but I was kind of put off by the remark "run" so I said.

"Sorry I am not running since I am conserving energy-" but I was interrupted.

"RUN. Before the reporters get in here and you have to conduct interviews all by yourself" he said and I decided that you know what my inventions can wait in line while the GOLDEN TICKET is being served. I thus ran and I even forgot my second Wonker CHOCOLATE bar and that was not okay since that could be more food to go to my stomach but I didn't care. I did pick up the change though since money is still what I needed to bring to my family.

Thus I ran with the GOLDEN TICKET in my hand and the change in my pocket ready to tell the news to my family.

AN YES FINALLY CHARLIE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET thank u so much Patrisha! Anyway Im Roald Dahl and its abot to get exiting!