Authors Note: A heads up! Karin has been genderbent and things are extended.
Suko sat there on the sand, knees up and elbows planted on them as his hands cupped his face. He was waiting for the older raven to bring the car around. Till then, he had to watch the newly engaged couple kiss and rub on each other repeatedly. The blonde had climbed on top of the man, raking his fingers in glistening sable hair as a set played in his own golden spikes.
"Okay, enough." Naruto finally broke for air, grinning down at heated onyx that wanted more by the minute. He removed the pale slender digits from his hair and clasped them with his own, glowing still in exhilaration from the proposal made earlier.
"Where's my ring?!" He giggled playfully, eyes closed, holding the others hands and bouncing on him a minute, all excited for the little band.
Sasuke smirked and that smirk left his face quicker that a lightning strike to display complete terror. He glanced over to the agent who looked back at him with a perplexed stare until he understood what was going on.
The Uchiha had forgotten to get a ring.
"Sasuke?"
The raven turned his attention back to his happy love and smiled dubiously. "Yes, baby doll?" He sweet talked, hoping he could snake his way out. He honestly had no time to get a ring...Well technically he did, he just didn't think of it till the last minute. That last minute just so happened to be when he got the gasoline out of the car. Asking Naruto to marry him, was also part of that minute. The whole thing was on a whim.
"Hun, where is it?" Naruto giggled again, not catching on to his fiancé's suddenly tense body language. He gave the other's hands a squeeze, anticipation building.
"Sasuke, just tell him the tru-"
"Sshh-nah blah!" The raven hissed mumbled obscurities and shook his head at the kid who didn't understand how the blonde really worked when it came to something big like this. His partner had a temper just like him so telling the truth was a no go. Lying wasn't such a good idea either but...
"Tell me the truth about what?" He looked from one guy to the other beneath him that had a shaky smile. He then unlaced their hands and crossed his arms, fingers tapping down on biceps and azure half-lidded as his mood piqued. "Hun…"
"I meant to say...truffles?" Suko coughed, getting an incredulous look from the raven that clearly said 'No, just no!'. It wasn't his fault. He really couldn't think of anything else. He did pray that Itachi would hurry up with the jeep.
"Stay out of this, Suko." The blonde lifted a finger to the agent before switching back to his fiancé. "Now Sasuke," He said with a smirk, patting the man on the nose with said index, adding, "where's my ring, love?"
"I wanted you to pick it out," Sasuke managed to say casually without a voice crack. This was true but it was thought up just now so that doesn't make it legit by certain standards.
"You did?" He knew what that clearly meant. His insensible boyfriend had failed to get a ring. That didn't surprise him to much. After all, the raven had never done something heartfelt like this before. His blunder wouldn't be forgiven so easily though.
"Yes, I did."
"Oh my god, you forgot, didn't you?" Naruto hiccuped, frowning convincingly and draping his hands over his face as if he was about to cry.
"No, no I'm serious! You can even pick out the place and everything!" The raven blurted out to stop his partner from becoming upset with him. They'd just got back together so the last thing he wanted was unhappy tears. He sat up the best he could and hugged the blonde, burying his face in the others ruffled shoulder straps.
'I know I will, babe.' He grinned in his thoughts, parting digits out of the way of his eyes and winking at their friend across from them. He tried not to laugh when the kid just batted an eye back at lost.
"Oh!" Suko mouthed quietly, hands coming up over his mouth in understanding what the other had done.
Naruto giggled and shifted to kissing the raven on the forehead. "I'd love that."
"You would?" Sasuke smirked, breaking the embrace and holding his pets waist, closing the gap in between their lips slowly.
"Mhm." He mumbled, tenderly kissing his fiancé back.
Itachi soon pulled up with the vehicle, engine slowing to a rumble as he put it in park some ways beside the three. His upper left limb hung out the open window, tapping the car door. "Hey, wrap it up! Kakashi and Iruka are about to have a damn bitch fit if we don't get back."
"Okay, okay." The agent got up and stretched on his way to the passenger side.
"Sasuke, Naruto, that especially means you two!" He shouted at the couple making out again. His little brother flipped him off as a response so he honked the horn five times before holding it there till they got up groggily into the car.
"Don't look at me like that! It's hotter than Gaara's sauna out here!" Itachi stretched his hood open, taking in fresh air while driving off. He felt a thunk on the back of his head that he guessed was from his new brother-in-law.
"You guys shouldn't have worn all this crap then!" The blonde huffed on his partners lap, pulling on the vest straps that wouldn't budge no matter how hard he tugged. He heard a chortle against his neck that was followed by light nipping from the raven.
"We'd rather be safe than dead."
"You mean sorry?" Suko corrected the driver who shot him a look of confusion.
"Sorry for what? Hey, hey, hey no fucking in the ca-I'm serious!" The older brother had caught a glimpse of the pair in the rear view mirror trying to rid each other of their bothersome clothing. He turned his upper body to it's limit to get at them.
"This car belongs to the Akatsuki! I'm in debt with them up to my ass as it is without you two adding your seme-" He was cut off with an orange blouse was flung on his face.
The agent on the passenger side just looked away, biting back a laugh that he knew wouldn't help the situation at all. Buckling his seatbelt might have benefited since the jeep had just been brought to an abrupt halt, making him lurch forward. A moment of silence followed as the dust settled around them. His emerald orbs trailed over to the driver with the shirt sliding off his face.
Itachi had reached his boiling point. Since he rarely lost his head, it only took him a minute for him to get back down to a normal temperature after some changes.
"There, so much better." He cruised back in his seat, shades on and head up as he drove. It was better in a sense for him. He'd separated the newly engaged couple and handcuffed them. Naruto now sat up front with his shirt back on and Suko sat in the back in fright due to a deprived raven next to him that was eyeing the blonde like a full course meal for one with the promise of desert. It didn't help that the couple wasn't allowed to talk so he had to act as that bridge.
"Really?!" Sasuke whispered, delighted and smirking, hands bound behind his back. "Okay, okay, tell him that I would-"
"No! This is disgusting!" The agent silently shouted, shaking his head wildly. "I'm pretty sure you guy's need to be tested!...I need to be tested!"
"Oh, come on! Look, this is the last one I swear! Help me out here," He pleaded on the down low, beckoning the guy over with his head.
"Fine...but this is it!"
"Yeah, yeah I promise!"
Suko regretted the second he leaned in. His face twisted into that of a scared child seeing his grandparents copulate for the first time in your bed. Granted that wasn't the image he got, it was still pretty sickening. He didn't need to know who licked what, how, when and where. He could have went his whole life without knowing that the human posterior could take so much abuse. Sure he was gay but there were limits to things he would do. And they had pushed those limits as well as set new ones for him.
His face then took on that of someone about lose their lunch entirely. "Itachi, we ne-we need to pull over."
_:Time Skip:_
Three months later at a lavish paris hotel the two new best friends were in the vacated grand ballroom. They were goofing off along the renaissance marble floors and checking out the place while they were at it. The building had been rented out for the engaged couple's family and choice friends that wanted to stay the night before the big event. There were bachelor parties to tend to after all too.
"This is the best day of my life!" Sasuke spun around joyously with his arms out in the vast open space that was adorned with tables and chairs pushed off to the wall. Onyx was shut in the moment and up to the elongated skylight ceiling. His hood from his royal purple hoodie slid back off his head, spouting out its contents.
"You mean it's going to be after the bachelor party." Suko chortled, walking along with hands in his olive sorority jacket. They'd been hanging out lately, not as much as he was with Itachi. That was because the guy had been dragging him around all month for the upcoming wedding though. He'd become the little emotional brother to the odd family. His feelings came in handy when he gave advice to the raven about showing more affection to the blonde. In return he was taught how to loosen up and relax when under stress. He didn't have much to stress about since he was out of the MERC group thanks to cooperation literally falling to the ground.
"Yeah, the party and then tomorrow I'm- I'm going to be married." He coughed, nausea swirling in his stomach steadily. He clutched the fabric over his abdomen and took a knee.
"Woah, you okay?" The lad scurried over, palm on the man's back.
"Am I rushing this?... Are we not ready? Does Naruto feel the same way?!" Sasuke inhaled deeply. His insides were doing flips as he slumped over more to the floor. He was having an instant panic attack in the worst way. Everything he could fret about was now surfacing since he realized the day was right around the corner.
"Hey, calm down. I'm pretty sure that Naruto and Itachi would kill you if you backed out now. So...you got no choice, heh-heh."
The raven looked up from his enclosed position on the floor with a small chortle, knowing it to be true. He'd gotten both rings while his brother paid for the hotel, decorations, outfits and food. So he'd better go through with it or else, plus he did make a promise. If he broke that promise again then he should go ahead and eat a bullet. His baby doll and big brother would not let him get away a second time.
~ Naruto's POV ~
"Itachi!" Naruto squeaked, hands in a ball over his mouth as his eyes darted over the table of treats and dishes. His brother-in-law had told him there would be a variety of selections but he didn't say twelve tables long. They were down the street from the hotel at a prominent restaurant, picking out whatever meals would be deemed worthy. It was the last thing on the list to do before heading back to do private celebrations.
"Don't gorge yourself!" Itachi smacked the blondes hand with a ruler he had to keep handy now that the wedding gown was picked out. He overlooked the cry of 'ow' and carried on with, "You have to fit into your dress remember? Okay, keep in mind that Sasuke is allergic to apples, he's lactose intolerant and he loves tomatoes."
He chuckled at the older raven's knowledge of his fiancé. "You're forgetting he's allergic to chocolate too."
"No he...Oh, he is." The wedding planner swayed the ruler around in deep thought. "It's like an aggressive laxative to him, right?"
"Mhm." Naruto cringed and nodded, leaning over the table, sorting away everything that was going to give his fiancé an upset tummy. Five minutes into the chore, the chimes from the entrance door dinged and a scream followed. He nearly dropped the plate but his brother-in-law was there to catch him. The entére was set down before he leaned back, looking past the raven to see who the hell had caused such a noise. A loud gasp of his own escaped from seeing three of his best friends bustling in the doorway.
"Naruto!" One of them with long red triangles on their cheek, shouted enthusiastically, bustling in place like an overly hyper teen, shaking their silver hoop earrings in the process.
"Kiba!" He shouted back with equal energy, running over to his club attired friend.
Itachi groaned and shielded his ears from the ongoing blast as the blonde ran past him and over to group at the door. He was not a fan of the brides friends so he tried to sneak off until the one he hated most, called him out.
"Look at Itachi running away like always!"
He shifted back, taking his time and contemplating if one of the bridesmaids might end up having unfortunate accident. "Why would anyone want to escape from someone so diseased free as you, Kato?"
"Oh, bite me." The scarlet pixie haired man with the black glass-less glasses, tossed a elegant strand behind his ear and jutted his hip out with a finger. "Or better yet, kiss me again and see for yourself." He puckered his lips mockingly to the man whom scoffed.
"Kato, be nice please!" Naruto begged his cousin that had a history with the raven. Basically it was the shady story where someone supposedly cheated. This happened so long ago that he'd hoped it be by gones by now but no. His cousin was still at that old flame.
"No use in trying, Naru. I couldn't get him to shut up for the whole flight over here." The third member of the group with long flowy charcoal locks, spoke up as he strutted past them so he could check out the buffet tables, hands pushing his hair up into a high ponytail. "Hey, Itachi."
"Evening, Neji." Itachi greeted the younger male back with a smirk that followed him, getting an obviously jealous snarl from the red head of the group.
"You guy's are not going to ruin my best friends day! Now Naruto, you are glowing! You look so beautiful, love!" Kiba praised his buddy, squeezing the others shoulders and smiling big.
"Thank you!" He flushed at the compliment.
"I'm surprised Sasuke asked, honestly. I didn't think Uchiha's had a fucking heart. You better watch your back, Naruto," Kato warned, moseying over to the table and taking a cake pop in his mouth, sneering at the glowering raven before spitting the pop out afterwards. "Ugh! No sugar?!"
"You know it hurts Sasuke's teeth. We're using an artificial sweetness that doesn't bother hi-"
"No wonder why it tastes like shit!" He interrupted the blonde, fingers fidgeting for the napkin out of the silver contain. "You need to fix this. This whole thing looks like a damn tribute to your bastard fiancé. Is there anything that you like here at all? Where the fuck is the ramen? I mean seriously, I wouldn't allow these jack asses to...blah blah blah, blah."
Naruto toned his cousin out at that point, returning to his friends. "Thank you guys for coming! Oh, you need to see the hotel! It's absolutely gorgeous. My new brother-in-law made all this possible! Come, come, come!" He dragged his copper haired friend along to the dining tables away from the ginger and over to other mate that was sampling the food already.
"Its no big deal. But hey, Naruto, make a list for things you want and give it the chef! He'll call me afterwards. I'm going to go get Sasuke so we can get the bachelor party over with. You guys have fun!" Itachi gave a quick hug and a kiss on the forehead to the blonde before leaving, sticking his tongue out at Kato one the way who returned the rude gesture childishly.
"Those two…" Kiba groaned, rolling his eyes as he stuffed his face with samples, starving from the flight.
"I just hope Sasuke doesn't do anything to wild." Naruto fretted over his fiancé, caring less about the strife going on.