Hugo Weasley.
Ravenclaw.
Pardon?
That's where you'll put me. Everybody says.
Is everybody the sorting hat?
Clearly not.
Well then.
You think I'd be suited elsewhere?
Hmm. Maybe Gryffindor?
But I'm not brave!
It's a common misconception that one must be fearless to be brave.
Yeah, but dad said I'd never get Gryffindor.
And what did your mother say?
"Ronald!" and hit his arm.
Yes. Sounds likely. You could be Gryffindor.
That'd prove everyone wrong. Dad would be so proud. Imagine if both his kids were Hufflepuffs.
What's wrong with Hufflepuffs?
Nothing.
Good. Now I can sort you. GRYFFINDOR!