Everything You've Wanted to Know/Didn't Want to Know About the Residents of Wonderland!

Summary: Curious about the residents of Wonderland? Have you had a question regarding their personal lives, and wondered about their secrets? Well I'm here to reveal them all to ya!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Alice series, nor will I ever. I'm not responsible with stuff like this anyways...

Warnings:

Strong use of language

OCC-ness

BS (aka lies that are most likely not true)

Random and possibly scarring entries

You have been warned.

Hey guys! Guess what? I'm not dead! Haha, miss me? By popular demand (aka people blowing up my inbox demanding for more files), I've decided to get off my lazy arse and actually do something for a change! Because I've recently transferred schools (nobody likes me by the way haha oh well), I've been kinda occupied trying to find some friends and getting used to my school and whatever. Oh well. I'll just get back to fanfiction-ing again! :)

Oh! Check out my other stories if you want~ I have currently 2 other ones (both are also J/C/HnKnA related)!

Elliot=March Files:

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1. Elliot isn't really a dog with long droopy ears; merely a hare. Which quite frankly, are two different things- if it wasn't already obvious. (Dat sass doe)

2. Elliot's favorite past time is strip poker- preferably with Dee and Dum, who are always forced into it somehow.

3. Despite seemingly hating Peter to death, Elliot's feelings for the latter are quite the opposite; maybe even obsessive. It would seem as though Alice has some competition.

4. Out of everybody, Elliot dislikes Alice the most. He really wanted to kill her the day they first met. This could also be a reference to #3.

5. Elliot is allergic to the following: Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges, melons, canteloupe- basically any round fruit.

6. Elliot is colour blind and sees all colors differently than we do. We could be looking at an orange and he'd call it a purple. Strange, considering the fact that it's his favorite colour.

7. Elliot claims that Blood is his boy-toy. For what reason, I am unsure of, but I'm definitely sure I don't want to find out.

8. If you hug Elliot for more than 5 seconds, his claustrophobia kicks in and he'll hyperventilate and cry.

9. I should have mentioned this before, but Elliot is claustrophobic. Oops.

10. If you ask Elliot to eat carrots, he'll take two, stab your eyes with them, and push you down a flight of stairs. I advise you not to ask him.

11. Ace and Elliot have done the frick frack.

12. Elliot thinks Tumblr is a stupid website that is meant for teenagers and young adults with a short attention span, which is quite rude considering I have one.

13. If you kiss Elliot, he'll pee in his pants, cry, and run away.

14. Elliot is secretly in a boy band with the other members of the Hatter family. (Refer to Blood's file)

15. Elliot is a womanizer, and can easily manipulate them.

16. When someone pisses Elliot off, he'll hide under their bed before they get home, wait for them to go to sleep, and hump the mattress from below.

I really can't think of anything funny for Elliot UAU forgive me my lovely darlings, for I have failed you once again.

Anyways, as I'm running out of Role Holders, the Secret Files will be over soon. I would do the Dia characters, but I know absolutely know nothing of them. For now however, leave suggestions in the comment/review box and wait patiently~