Mila of Vale
Dear Hogwarts,
I really sorry but I think you may have to get your heads checked. While you do have the right person, I think you need to explain what makes a person "magic" as you say. I really don't have time to go to this boarding school of yours, as lovely as it sounds. But frankly I think this letter has been lost in the mail or you people forget to check the ages of your students as I'm close to being sixteen this upcomming summer.
Lastly pleasue stop sending these letters, I do not plan on doing palor tricks for a living so you are wasting the paper, and I am very busy with something the village elders intrusted me and brother to do.
~Mila of Vale
PS. My brother said that is you keep sending the letters he will impale you with boulders.