Nikolas: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom.
Lexxa: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Ed: Who is it this time?
Lexxa: None other than our favorite Doc! And let me just comment on something… the first few chapters of this I wasn't getting any reviews and I was nervous that I would have to scrape my way along trying desperately to keep my sinking ship afloat, but right now it's 10:07 at night and I'm still up writing chapters! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
Nikolas: And this chapter will be long. There are a lot of dares.
Lexxa: Indeed. FIRST THING! Even though it's not a dare…
Winry: I'm glad you like my automail, but I suck at teaching, so I'll have Domonic do it! Heheh…
Winry: Aw…
Lexxa: Nikolas! Use your awesome power to make Winry feel happy!
Nikolas: Okay. –closes eyes-
Winry: I'm okay now!
Lexxa: Good job, Nikolas!
Nikolas: -opens eyes- Thanks.
Lexxa: Second thing! And this one's a dare!
Roy: good boy! Here's an apple! The dare is wether or not you can survive the poison apple~
Lexxa: Roy! Eat the apple!
Roy: But what if I die?
Lexxa: Then you will be missed. Enjoy.
Roy: What?
Lexxa: Eat the apple already!
Roy: -takes bite of apple- Not bad, actually…
Lexxa: And we will find out if you live or not at the end of the chapter because I need you!
Roy: WHAT?
Lexxa: Relax. Doc gave me a machine to bring you back to life between shows.
Roy: …
Nikolas: Next dare.
Kimblee: Blow up stuff. I'll pay for the damages.
Kimblee: Then I hope you're rich. –runs through Central blowing up everything in sight-
Nikolas: I don't think that I can imitate what he's feeling right now…
Lexxa: I'm sorry if your credit score goes bad after this, Doc. NEXT DARE!
Riza: you may now shoot me.
Riza: Okay then! –starts shooting at Doc- -m&ms come out of gun- What?
Lexxa: Oh, yeah, Doc replaced your bullets with m&ms…
Nikolas: Shall we move on?
Lexxa: Yes. Yes we shall.
Mei: I darez you to show everyone your secret Alphonse collection~ I have eyes everywhere~ I know these things~
Mei: NO!
Al: Wait, what?
Lexxa: SHOW US NOW!
Mei: … -takes everyone to a room-
Everyone: -looks around with mouths agape-
Al: Mei… Is there something you want to tell me?
Mei: …No…
Lexxa: Wow… MOVING ON!
Anyone: Get an Icee from the new machine and dump it on Scar, then blame it on Rose.
Rose: Why would you blame it on me?
Lexxa: BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY PAIRINGS BETWEEN YOU AND EDWARD!
Ed: Really?
Lexxa: Yeah.
Hughes: I WANNA DO IT!
Nikolas: Knock yourself out…
Hughes: -gets Icee and dumps it on Scar- ROSE! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?
Scar: IT WAS YOU, HUGHES!
Hughes: I don't know what you're talking about! –walks away whistling-
Scar: GET BACK HERE!
Lexxa: While they settle that, let's go on to the next dare!
Scar: Blow up Rose, because she dumped an Icee on you!
Hughes: See? It really was her!
Lexxa: -chanting- BLOW HER UP! BLOW HER UP!
Rose: DON'T HURT ME!
Scar: I'm sorry Rose… I don't want to face Mary-Sue…
Rose: …I understand…
Scar: -blows up Rose-
Lexxa: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Nikolas: Next bunch of dares. They are similar.
Mei: Act like the Sour Kangaroo. I had to.
Alphonse: You are Horton the Elephant.
Xiao Mei: You are the Young Kangaroo. Edward: You are the Jojo. Roy and Ling: You are the Wckersham brothers. Envy: You are Vlad Vladdikof. Hohenheim: You are the Mayor of Who. Lexxa: Have them do Horton Hears a Who! :D
Lexxa: Gladly. ALRIGHT, PEOPLE! PLACES!
-one play later-
Al: I just want to know why I was the elephant…
Lexxa: Because Doc told you to. Next dare!
Olivier: Spray paint your sword pink.
Olivier: No! Pink is too girly!
Lexxa: Just do it… I don't want to have to use my flamer…
Olivier: … -spray paints sword pink-
Armstrong: MY SISTER IS FINALLY TAKING INTRESTS IN GIRL TOPICS!
Olivier: -stomps on Armstrong's foot- Talk about this to anyone and I'll kill you.
Armstrong: Of… course… dear… sister…
Nikolas: Next dare.
Father: *pepper sprays your eyes* GO AWAY YOU HEARTLESS FREAK!
Father: Is that really a dare?
Lexxa: Yes. It is clearly daring you to go away. NOW LEAVE!
Father: -leaves-
Ed: IS THAT REALLY ALL WE HAD TO DO?
Lexxa: Pretty much… you're not that bright sometimes, are you…
Nikolas: Next dare.
Greed: … No comment. Just whack yourself with a chicken Then eat it. Not raw of course. Drop it off at McDonalds. Then come back for your Happy Meal.
Greed: …Random…
Lexxa: THAT'S THE POINT! Now, HIT YOURSELF WITH A CHICKEN!
Greed: -takes chicken and hits himself with it-
Lexxa: …I'm surprised that you didn't put up a fight.
Greed: Eh, I've always wanted to hit myself with a chicken.
Lexxa: …Really?
Greed: Yeah.
Lexxa: …Okay then… DROP IT OFF A MCDONALDS AND LEAVE!
Greed: -leaves with chicken and comes back without chicken-
Lexxa: GO BACK FOR YOUR HAPPY MEAL!
Greed: -leaves and comes back with Happy Meal-
Lexxa: Why can't it be this easy to control the rest of you?
Ed: BECAUSE WE HAVE SOULS!
Greed: That hurt, man…
Lexxa: … NEXT DARE!
Miles and Buccaneer: Go work for Mustang for a while. And make him do his paperwork! XD
Lexxa: You heard the Doc… GO DO IT!
Miles and Buccaneer: MUSTANG! PAPERWORK! NOW!
Roy: I thought that you were working for me?
Riza: I work for you and tell you to do paperwork.
Roy: … -does paperwork in emo corner-
Lexxa: NEXT DARE!
All homunculi: … How about you all take a nice vacation to happy land? *sedates them* have fun~
Lexxa: I like your way of thinking, Doc. HOMUNCULI! IT'S VACATION TIME!
Lust: Where are we going?
Lexxa: Wherever you want. Here's a credit card and passports. Have a blast. *winks at Doc*
Greed: YEAH!
-at the airport-
Envy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS CARD DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ON IT?
Lexxa: Seems like you'll be spending your vacation in Mary-Sue Land!
Homunculi: NOOOOO!
Lexxa: -sends them to the Land of Mary-Sues- HAVE FUN!
Nikolas: Final dare.
Everyone: Sing me a song. Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Seussical Musical, sing.
Everyone: -starts singing-
Lexxa: Wow… I think that's the most cooperation that I've gotten out of these people!
Nikolas: Remember to review!
Lexxa: You have no idea how happy I am that I'm able to put up five chapters a day because of all the reviews! Every day I rush home from school just to see if I got any reviews! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL REVIEWERS!
Nikolas: Farewell.