Author's Note: So, I'm a little hurt that no one wanted to tell me what they wanted to add in this story, so I'm going to keep writing. Just because no one wants to tell me anything doesn't mean I'll stop my whole story, so have a good day. Enjoy the chapter. Oh and if Mafdet is mean or insulting, it's because she's a villain.

Anubis and Bastet were chillin' like villains in Bastet's room. Anubis spun himself in the office chair. Bastet was on her iPad.
"Fudge nuggets!" Bastet murmured.
"What are you doing?" Anubis asked.
"Playing Five Nights at Freddy's."
"How's it going?" Anubis said.
"NO! FREAKING BONNIE! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FOR WABBIT SEASON!" Bastet yelled. Anubis stared at her and kept spinning.
"I wonder where Wepwawet is. He usually pops out of no where when we're chillin' like this." Anubis thought loudly. Bastet inhaled loudly and threw the iPad on the bed.
"I got a text from him saying that he was doing Isis some favors and that he was hanging out with this Greek deity named Hebe. I feel as if he's using him. I don't know why, but the Greeks give me a bad feeling, like they are bringing danger to Egypt." Bastet finished, matter of factly. Anubis just stared at her.
"Your bipolar. You were mad one second and mature the next." Anubis stated.
"I know. Thats one reason why I don't have a consort." Bastet said sorrowfully. Anubis looked down. He shouldn't have said that.
"Want to watch vine on your iPad?" Bastet immediately cheered up.

Wepwawet looked at Hebe she was fun.
"So I was thinking if we could go out at and see a movie if you like," Hebe said blushing.
"I can't Hebe I'm not interested in relationships right now." Wepwawet replied.
"Oh, okay." Hebe whispered. Both Wepwawet and Hebe walked.

Mafdet bowed down to Him. His eyes were bright with delight.
"Is it true?" He asked. Mafdet nodded.
"Great. Now that Apophis has agreed then all I have to do is blame him for my...little mess." Mafdet forced a smile.
"What will happen to Zeus? Hera is suspecting something. Her jealousy made her perfect for detecting if her husband was with a woman. It's like she can smell me." Mafdet mumbled.
"Pet, shut up and relax. That stupid hag isn't even his wife. I mean in Greece one day she did screw Hades." Mafdet winced as He called her 'pet'.
"How do you know that?" Mafdet asked.
"My parents screwed that day too. They said when I was 'create', chaos happened. Which possibly meant Zeus was angry and he and Hera got a divorce." He explained. Mafdet nodded. All this Greek stuff was interesting. Well, most of the Greek deities are whores and man-whores. In reality, He was the only ally and friend Mafdet had. Sure, He was bosy, but he always has her back and Mafdet could really open up to Him. But of course Mafdet didn't crush on Him. He was a real prick and He always made Mafdet feel small. He was like a brother.
"Aww, you think I'm a prick." He pretended that He was hurt. Shit… Mafdet thought. She forgot He could read minds.

Bastet and Anubis sat next to each other laughing. Bastet giggled when another Vine came on.
"I'm in love with the coco," Anubis sang.
"I never knew you were like that!" Bastet gasped. They both laughed.
"Coco puffs are delicious." Anubis replied. Bastet giggled.
"No, thats not what was wrong with it. You were supposed to be in love with the Bastet-" Bastet stopped herself and Anubis blushed.
A long awkward silence followed…
"Wait, I thought dogs couldn't eat chocolate." Bastet said. Anubis smiled.
"We broke fudging logic," Anubis and Bastet laughed hysterically .

Wepwawet stood on a rock.
"I'm fudging gorgeous." Wepwawet said as he narrowed his eyes. Hebe left, so he played with his 'Imagination'. Wepwawet gasped. A sponge was washed up with a starfish. It seems like the starfish let go of a brown bag. Wepwawet went over to them when he heard them say: "Oh no, how will we get to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there." Wepwawet ran down the beach, gracefully. He was right. Wepwawet was hot.
"Who are you?" The sponge asked.
"I'm David Hasselhoff." Wepwawet made up the name.
"Hurray!" They cheered.
"So, uh wheres your boat?" The sponge asked.
"Boat? Hahaha!" Wepwawet took them onto his back. On the way to Bikini Bottom, Wepwawet felt something stab his foot. After he got under Bikini Bottom, Wepwawet took the sponge and starfish between his man chichi's and made them rocket down to Bikini Bottom. After a while Wepwawet stood floating on the water.
"Ya done good Hasselhoff. Ya done good." Then Wepwawet got burned.

Bastet and Anubis laughed as they finished watching some Vines.
"How about we watch The Spongebob movie?" Bastet said.
"The forbidden movie!" Anubis gasped.
They grinned at each other and started watching the movie on Bastet's 50' tv.

Mafdet was so confused. For calling Him a prick, she gets to be trapped in her room. Mafdet knew they called Him worse, like Apophis wannabe son. At least Mafdet boosted up His self esteem. Now, she's here stuck in her room just because she decided He was a prick at times. Now for being a supporting friend, He uses His powers to trap her in her room. Gosh, she wanted to punch Him until His eyes, nose, and head bleed, but of course Mafdet was supportive, anyway. What a wonderful friend she is.

Anubis and Bastet gasped when they saw Wepwawet as David Hasselhoff. In the end, of course David Hasselhoff got burned. Anubis and Bastet bagged the fudge up!
"My Gosh, is that Wepwawet?!" Anubis was rollin'. Bastet did the same.
"They see me rollin' they hatin'." Bastet sung.
Wepwawet came in the room, burnt. That made Bastet and Anubis laugh even more.
"If y'all wanna laugh, watch Vines." Wepwawet growled.
"We did." Bastet squeaked.
"Fine." Wepwawet mumbled. Out of no where, Wepwawet got a potato. He threw it across the room.
"A potato flew around the room." Wepwawet said, grumpy.

Mafdet looked at her room's ceiling. She threw a rock at it over and over again. She was bored! Life… she thought it was hard, so she got her iPhone and started searching up Vines. Vines, they were life. Mafdet felt something on rubbing against her legs. It was her pet Cheetah, Cheeto. Mafdet petted him and continued watching the Vines. One was called 'What girls think/act' Mafdet didn't really care about the title since it was stereotyping woman. Another one was about a chicken dancing on a pole. If some mortals couldn't do that, than how can a chicken do that?! It broke logic! That is horrible! And it's also showing how women sell their bodies. Mafdet didn't like that. In Egypt, the women were prideful and loyal. Sure they danced, but they did it will ALL their clothes on. How mortals do it these days… it's just unacceptable.

"So what are you thinking about?" Mafdet turned around and saw Heka. He was basically the doctor in Egypt.

"Why are you here?" Mafdet asked.

"I'm the doctor, so I have to make sure everyone is feeling alright." He shuffled professionally with his head high.

"Are you feeling alright?" Heka continued. Mafdet looked at him in disbelief. Did someone in this world finally care?

"Well I have been feeling dow-"

"Let me stop you there. I know how you're feeling so I shall give you the remedy." Heka interrupted her.

He grabbed a potato and threw it.

"A potato flew around the room."