Hello Guys and welcome to another chapter of Death Battle. I know many of you were waiting for Injustice. But seeing how the race is still tight, I decided to keep it going but I wanted to continue writing so I moved on ahead to Death Battle. I'm sorry I haven't had much time to write but college started again so I don't have as much time anymore so my schedule will be even more unpredictable. So enjoy this chapter as long as you can.

Interlude

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.

Den-O(Momotaros): Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!

The Riders rolled their eyes. Of course Momo would be excited. Destruction is what he does best.

Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman…

Momotaros started drooling at the name.

Wiz: And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.

Wizard raised an eyebrow behind his mask at hearing another rider who has digging based powers.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our jobs to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Bomberman

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: Bomberman is a psychopathic cyborg slave forced to duel other slaves to the death in dimly-lit maze-like arenas for the entertainment of alien terrorists.

Ghost: Damn that's brutal.

Wiz: No, no, not that Bomberman, Boomstick.

The Riders were confused until they saw a different character only he was much more cartoonish.

(*Cues: Classic Mode/Standard Battle (Original) - Bomberman Generation*)

Wiz: White Bomber, the Bomberman, an alien robot warrior from the planet Bomber who belongs to an intergalactic police force protecting the galaxy.

Decade: Not gonna lie. Sounds a bit too childish to me.

Boomstick: Oh... well, his method of saving those planets is blowing the shit out of them, so he's alright with me.

Wiz: Right! Bomberman cares little for the environment he is supposedly protecting, making him an unpredictable opponent.

Gaim: That is true. It is sometimes hard to really figure out one's true motives. I mean look at Ryoma Sengoku. He cleverly hid his motives perfectly until he was killed by Kaito. (He then looked down remembering his rival and friend. Even if the latter wouldn't acknowledge it, Kouta still saw him a friend.)

The Riders knew this was an emotional moment as killing a person when there's no alternative was always a painful choice. So they comforted him.

Boomstick: Bomberman's answer to every problem is... explosions! Got a locked door? Blow it up! Behind on taxes? Blow them up! Have a naggy wife? Blow her ass up too! His arsenal consists of bombs, bombs, and more bombs, which usually take about two or three seconds to detonate. And while the explosions start off small, they can be upgraded to destroy an entire acre all at once. Plus, he can charge a bomb up to over four times its size for maximum destruction.

The Riders laughed at Boomstick's POV of Bomberman's way of doing things.

Drive: But it is impressive that he can make bombs bigger just by holding them.

Kuuga: But it is a video game so nothing new.

Fourze: That makes a lot of sense.

Wiz: While blasting his way through planet after planet, Bomberman finds numerous power-ups buried beneath the earth.

Kiva: Now that is some real luck there.

(*Cues: Battle Game - Bomberman Jetters*)

Wiz: Bomb Up gives him extra bombs, Accelerator increases his running speed, Armor gives him temporary immunity, the Explosion Expander gives his bombs a power boost, and Bomb Kick and Power Glove let him kick and throw bombs at his own leisure.

Double (Phillip): Those are some pretty useful power ups.

Boomstick: And when he picks up Super Bombs, you know he means business. I'm talkin' T2: Judgement Daybusiness.

The Riders cringed seeing all the destruction and people even having their flesh burned leaving nothing but a skeleton and even that was disintegrated.

Wiz: Bomberman can also hatch and tame wild Rooeys, kangaroo-like creatures which give White Bomber a distinct advantage in battle.

Boomstick: Each Rooey has a different ability, though generally they are very fast, have incredibly good jumping skills, can step over bombs, and sacrifice themselves for Bomberman if need be. Kind of like Yoshi.

The Riders couldn't help but laugh at the funny picture of Yoshi being abandoned by Mario. They already knew it was nothing more than joke to poke fun at Mario.

Wiz: Which brings up Bomberman's weakness: his own weapons. If White Bomber's careless, he can easily get caught in his own explosion or trap himself between a wall and his dropped bombs.

OOO: It makes sense to have some sort of weakness. After all you can still be hurt by your weapons so you have to be more careful. And if it really is a video game, its not Bomberman's fault but the player for being a dumbass.

Agito: Damn OOO, those were some pretty deep words of insight there.

Boomstick: Yeah, Bomberman's pretty good at blowing shit up, but he's not so hot when it comes to defusing his own explosives, but he's survived through a crap-ton of games, leaving behind many smoldering piles of rubble that used to be planets, towns, and families.

Kabuto: Though when the bombs have a 3 second time limit I doubt you can do that.

Bomberman: I did it!

Dig Dug

(*Cues: Dig Dug Game Room Theme - Namco Museum Vol.3*)

Wiz: Dig Dug is an expert excavator and executioner. He consistently traverses the underground to slay dragons. His real name is Taizo Hori, which literally means "I want to dig". He is also the father of the more recent phenomenon, Mr. Driller.

Ryuki: Sounds a bit too generic for a name.

Blade: I can agree with you on that.

Boomstick: Dig Dug has two loves in life: diggin' and killin'. His main weapon is one of the most cruel and deadly weapons I've ever seen. It's pretty much a cross between a bike pump and a harpoon.

Wiz: An odd weapon, which I would normally question the efficiency of…

Agito: I wonder how?

Boomstick: But when he stabs you with it... you're gonna wish you die any other way than what Mr. Dig Dug has planned for you.

The Riders then saw how the monster exploded with its blood sprayed everywhere and started cringing.

Double (Shotaro): I think I'm gonna hurl.

Wiz: The average human body can only take around 15 pounds per square inch of air pressure before death is assured. Every time Dig Dug pumps, over 10 PSI is injected into his victim, quickly immobilizing them. Two or three pumps later, Dig Dug's target combusts.

Boomstick: That is one horrible way to die. Imagine after being impaled, you're then slowly filled with air until you explode. Oh man, this guy is sick.

Faiz: I can agree with you on that.

Wiz: Dig Dug also has a jackhammer, which he uses to burrow through the earth at an unimaginable speed. He has total control over his terrain and can manuever through the ground just as easily as walking through an empty field, climbing and crawling without slowing down.

Boomstick: That jackhammer can even force entire islands to split apart, but the strangest thing is the sound it makes. You'd think a jackhammer would sound like this...

(*jackhammer sound*)

The Riders nodded.

Boomstick: But Dig Dug's sounds like this.

(*Dig Dug walking sound*)

Hibiki: It's a video game what do you expect.

Wiz: Actually, Boomstick, that sound seems to occur each time he takes a step, not just when he's drilling.

Hibiki (annoyed): Again its a video game guys.

Boomstick: So... what? It's his feet? Man, that would get really annoying. No wonder this guy is a psycho.

Wiz: Dig Dug possesses great physical endurance, climbing and digging tirelessly for unprecedented amounts of time, and yet he is easily defeated when tackled by a tomato with eyes.

Hibiki (ticked off): Okay how many times am I gonna say this, its a freakin video game. If anything blame the creators!

Boomstick: What?

Hibiki (pissed): Grahhhhh!

Wiz: Yes, Dig Dug battles both ferocious dragons and living tomatos.

Boomsticks: Who in the hell thought walking tomatos with goggles were on-par with fire-breathing ghost dragons?

(*Pumps dragon three times*)

(*Dragon explodes*)

The Riders again cringed except for Hibiki who was raging at the hosts supposed stupidity.

(*Dig Dug level complete jingle*)

After the Battle.

Boomstick: Yeah, explosions!

Kabuto: You know the battle wasn't as great as I expected it to be.

Den-O (Momo): Yeah this battle sucked compared to the rest.

Ghost: Hey guys look there's another note.

Note: If you're watching the Bomberman vs Dig Dug episode, keep in mind it was the least viewed episode out of the entire series.

Mr. Belt: Well that makes sense now.

Wiz: Dig Dug is a difficult opponent for anyone to beat, not for brute strength but maneuverability. Dig Dug had complete control over the terrain right off the bat, while Bomberman was forced to rely on his power ups for success.

Decade: True, you should always rely not just on power ups but your own ability.

Kuuga: But don't you continuously use our powers?

Decade: SHUT UP!

The Riders laughed at the irony of Decade's statement.

Boomstick: Taking the fight into the ground gave Dig Dug a huge advantage.

Wiz: Even after if it looked like Bomberman took the lead, Dig Dug proved he could control his opponent just as much as he can control his environment.

Decade: Another advantage for Dig Dug.

Kuuga: Again not one of your specialties.

Decade: Okay Bug Boy! You wanna go!

Kuuga got ticked at the nickname

Kuuga: Oh it's on now Pinky!

The 2 riders started wrestling in a comedic fashion while the Riders just ignored them and watched the last seconds.

Boomstick: Bomberman sure went out with a bang.

Wiz: The winner is Dig Dug.

And a long awaited wrap. So this episode I found out was indeed the least viewed episode even having less views than Goomba vs Koopa. And the silly scuffly montage I included at the end was something that randomly popped into my head and decided to add for some comedy. So enjoy this rather lame chapter I had no choice to write and be on the lookout for updates.

Omake Quote (It Never Gets Old)

?: Hey CJ.

Me: Deadpool is that you?

Deadpool: Of course its me!

Me: Well its great to see you. How was it breaking into Israel Pena's story?

Deadpool: I'd give it a 9/10.

Me: Well I was about to do an omake quote. You wanna help.

Deadpool: Nah got some chimichangas to eat. Maybe next time. See ya!

Deadpool disappears in a portal made by his Infinity Stone.

Me: Well guys, sorry for the delay but here it is.

"Screw the Rules I have money!"

-Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series created by LittleKuriboh

The portal opens up and Deadpool's head pops through his mouth full of chimichangas.

Deadpool: Gweath quoth thude!

Deadpool's head disappears.