***7 months and 3 weeks later***
'-Hi Jods. You busy?' John says.
'-No, not really. Wassup?
'-Liz went to labour last night and she gave birth to a beautiful girl 20 minutes ago.' John says happily.
'-That's awesome. Congrats. My boys are getting bigger and bigger let's see if your girl can catch up.' You say cocky.
'-Of course she can, she's a Cena.'
'-What's her name?'
'-Leigh Elizabeth. Returning the favour, I guess.' He says laughing.
'-So anything else happening there. How's Randy, Sam and Allana?'
'-They are ok. Sam is currently pregnant in 6 months. She's gonna have twins, a girl and a boy.'
'-What?'
'-Yeah. It's funny how the 3 of us are becoming parents almost on the same time.'
'-Funny? No I would say reckless coming from me; Randy, you and your wives had this planned.'
'-Reckless or not you can't live without them.'
'-True. Now go to your wife and say congrats from me. Wish her the best and see you in 6 months.' You say hanging up.
'-So you're not gonna call me this summer?' he asks.
'-Of course I will. You have to keep me updated with Sam's pregnancy.'
'-Sure. Love ya chica.'
'-Yeah yeah. Laters.'
You decide to e-mail Randy and Sam even though you can't be sure that this is a good thing.
"Hi guys,
Well, well, well finally you two took my advice. It was about time for you to have another child. I know that when I'll come back Randy will probably kick my ass well I kinda deserve it... Just because I was away that doesn't mean that I wasn't busy... I'm not gonna tell you with what but I'm gonna send you some pics...Let's see if you get it right. Tell Lana that auntie Jodi misses her a lot...As for you two well sorry for not telling you that I'm going away and for worrying... I will be back soon but not that soon.
Much love, Jodi XOXO."
You send the e-mail and go to the nursery to check the boys.
A couple of days later you decide to check up to see if Randy or Sam answered to your e-mail. Apparently they did.
"You are coming back, huh? Of course you're gonna get your ass kicked...But it's good to know that you are ok... You probably had your reasons so I'm not gonna say anything until you tell everything when you come back. Allana misses you a lot, she tells Sam everyday that she wants you here... So, what's with the pictures with those two babies? Are you like a babysitter or what? Lol, that would be funny...Your boy its walking around like freaking zombie and he shuts down everybody..What your gonna do about that? So anyways, send us some pics with you...Liz gave birth to a girl named Leigh but I guess you already know that...I bet you kept in touch with Cena...I'm gonna kill that bastard =). Gotta go.. Love you princess."
'-That wasn't that bad. Let's hope he doesn't kill me when I go back. Should I answer to this e-mail? I guess I have to do it so I will be back in his good graces.' You say laughing.
"First off all I'M NOT A BABYSITTER. THOSE TWO BABIES ARE MINE. In the first picture is Adam John and in the second one is Patrick Randall, rings any bells? You are clueless, meathead. I can't do anything for Justin; I just can feel sorry for him knowing that this is my entire fault. Second off all you're not gonna kill John, he's my bestie. Ok, I'm gonna send you a pic but promise not to laugh. And of course I knew about Liz...By the way I heard that Women Division is going down...Lol...I bet Vince is gonna kiss my ass to come back to WWE. So, I know there are still a couple of months till Christmas but what do you want for Christmas? Send my regards to Sam, Lana and to all of my friends and even to my dumb brothers...Boy they are quite something...Love you meathead."
10 minutes later you receive an e-mail from Randy.
" WTF? You had babies and you haven't told me? I hate you...Well, I don't since one of them is named after me.=D. Who's the father? Please tell me it's not Justin..I don't need more drama... You look different, tired, and skinnier, like you just been in a coma... Of course Vince is gonna kiss your ass but I bet you're gonna enjoy every moment. What I want for Christmas? I want you... This sounds so cheesy... I think Nicky plans to kill you but as long as Mark is around he's not gonna do it... Love you princess."
You respond deciding that this is the last e-mail till you go back...Note to myself: "No more e-mails to Randy".
" No one knew, well except for...Doesn't matter actually. Don't dare to show these e-mails to anyone...I need tranquillity...Well, if I tell who's the father them where would be the fun of you trying to guess so I'd rather not to answer to this question. I know that after a woman gives birth she's supposed to be fat but well I wasn't because...I tell you some other time...Face to face... You got yourself a Christmas present but don't tell anyone that I will be back on Christmas...Nicky will calm down when he's gonna see my two miracles...This is my last e-mail ...Don't tell anyone about me...If anyone asks, you haven't been talking to me since I left... Love you..."
You close the laptop and head to bed.
***Almost 6 months later***
You asked John to pick you up from the airport...No one knows that your back except for John...Randy knows that you're supposed to comeback but he doesn't have a clue when that's gonna happen.
'-Oh my GOD.' John almost screams when he sees you.
'-Good to see you too... Meet my boys.' You say pointing to the stroller.
'-They are so cute.. You're lucky that they look a lot like you and only a bit like Justin otherwise you'd be in deep shit.'
'-Come here and give me a hug.' You say hugging him tightly.
'-Missed this.' He says hugging you back.
'-Me too.. Now, tomorrow I have a meeting with Vince till then no one has to know that I'm back so any ideas where I can hide?'
'-My place...Liz is gonna e thrilled to see you, you two can share thoughts on how to raise babies or something like that.'
'-Cool. Then I'll stay at your place. You say putting the boys in the back sit. Thank God that John has installed in his car two seats for the twins.
'-So...What's going on in the WWE?'
'-Well...I'm the Champ... Nicki Bella is the Divas Champ...Randy WHC Champ, Justin U.S Champ, Wade I.C Champ and Christian and John Morrison tag team Champs.'
'-Wow...Pretty interesting...How are the boys? Is Corre still going strong?'
'-The Corre is ok, Wade took your role..Justin is apparently dating Layla or should I say banging her because she knows that he's with her only for the sex and she seems ok with it.'
'-OMFG...I have to catch up with everything but till them I need a good sleep but I doubt my boys will let me.'
'-I can take care of them.' John offers.
'-Thanks but you've done too much already.'
'-No I haven't...Do you know why Randy sends me the look: "I know you know it too"?'
'-Well, I kinda send him a couple of e-mails after you told me that Sam is prego and I think he suspects that you know... he doesn't know that I had cancer so no cancer talk around him. How's Sam?'
'-She's fine. Have I told you the names of the babies?'
'-No you haven't.. We both been busy this summer that we never had a proper conversation.'
'-The girl's name is Jodi Elaine and the boy's name is, of course, Randall Keith.' John says laughing.
'-I bet it was Randy's idea to name the boy after him. He has no imagination.' You say with a chuckle.
'-Yeah. Allana choose Jodi's first name since she loves you so much she wanted her sister to have your name.' John states.
'-I miss Allana. Can't wait to see the Kids.' You say before falling asleep.
'-Still a sleepy head.' John says with a smirk.
