I am disappointed by the lack of alien-taboo fics for this fandom. XD

Alright, I'm just gonna be honest here and apologize for the fact that there's probably more inane ramblings here than actual semi-intelligent discussions. Feel free to skim. Also, I'm really bad at memory and too lazy to fix it, and I also get a lot of things wrong. Because I'm a dumbass with a horrible memory. That said, there are a few somewhat interesting ideas here, along with a lesson on basic Freudian psychological concepts. The next chapter will be rather more informative, and it might bring another dimension to Homestuck even.

Anyway, thanks for being interested in this (or maybe you're just bored). Enjoy the randomness.

KALYN

YO! HOMESTUCK UPDATED! I particularly loved the bit about Dave's dream! :DDD

We should talk about it and stuuuufff... O_O

There was the conversation between Nepeta and Jasper when they talked about their feelings and the timeline ending; the "Dave?" "Hey" exchange between Davesprite and Jadesprite (which I found to be more amusing than makes sense); Rose's dream-analysis of Dave's dreams (also loved the homoerotic jabs...Do you think they're both dead or asleep or maybe it's a dead Dave and a sleeping Rose...?); Dead Vriska trolling Dream John (I have no idea what might happen when he sees her. it's kinda weird, actually...); and that completely random bit with WV and CD and the bunny when CD steals WV's wallet and the bunny chases CD to get it back...so many questions...

KALYN

namely, why are they all together, how did the bunny come to be at that point in time, where are they going, what did CD want with WV's wallet at such an apocalyptic time like this?

Do you think WV might have helped to make the bunny or something? I have no idea...

JESSICA

"grotesquely pregnant with meaning" lol, that's great, sound familiar? anyway, i have yet to finish it, so i will get back to you on that one.

JESSICA

"TT: Listening to you conjure imagery of my mother in her underpants is definitely keeping us buoyed high above this swirling Freudian hellhole.

TT: Well done.

TG: please its not like shes my mom i can visualize her choice ass all i want without it gettin much more than moderately uncomfortable for everyone involved "

Well, that's debatable.

JESSICA

Aw, man, I just read Dave's dream, looks like he might be the one to blow up the Green Sun *add in flashing green text, WOOoooOOOooo*

JESSICA

Ok, if it was any of the exiles, I wouldn't think it would have been WV who helped with making Liv Tyler. If it was any of them, it would have been AR, and I still doubt that. Unless it was the White Queen (but the helper claimed to be male). John sent the three off together to do whatever it is...they're doing...

I think Rose is supposed to be dead too.

The problem I have is John's dream self. That isn't him, because he's busy kissing Rose. So maybe that was just a memory John? I don't know.

Yeah the Jadesprite and Davesprite was awefully funny, I thought it was really sweet too. I wonder if it was a hint that there will be some sort of romantic thing between the two of them. Since, you know, they are still Dave and Jade, just not the original/alpha ones.

KALYN

h'okay, Facebook was doing something with the message system so I couldn't get to these for a while, but now I'm here. Here we go!

KALYN

I loved the silly dramatic irony with Rose's mom not being Dave's, it was wonderful and strangely implicative of incest in the weirdest way... How does AH come up with this stuff? lol Annnd...I think Dave's the one to do the Green Sun mission too, which kind of depresses me, since he dies so freaking much...hope he doesn't stay dead... IDK what will happen after the scratch (apart from the remaining trolls and humans meeting)..like, where will they go from there?

KALYN

As for the making of Liv Tyler... Jade's pen pal still remains much of a mystery, but yeah now I totally get what the heck is going on, I forgot that John sent them off together. And as for John's dream self and Rose being dead...those two clippings weren't necessarily taking place at the same time...were they? Vriska died just before John had to kiss Rose, but that doesn't mean she relived that memory immediately afterward. Like...this could be a while later, or even earlier in fact...you know how those stupid bubbles like to overlap and end up in different times and stuff. I mean, it's more likely after Prospit got destroyed, obviously, but any time John fell asleep after that could be when Vriska's dream/dead self decided to chat with him. It's hard to explain, but... yeah.

What was in WV's wallet again? Wasn't it the ring or something? Yeah, it was probably the ring. I'm just too lazy to go back and figure this out myself. I probably will later if I have to though.

And yes, when I read that "pregnant with meaning" phrase I was like "ggguuuuuhhhhh!"

That just haunts me

Things I hate in the way people use language

It's funny though because it was probably used ironically, given who said it, haha

JESSICA

Ooooookkkkk, let me take this one at a time sunce I'm outside surrounded by mortar fire. WV's wallet is John's fas's wallet and has his stuff in it. (GAH! BLOODYISQUITIES!) anywho, (SMOKE EVERYWHERE!) I gave to read what you said again =_=

JESSICA

hopy jegus, that was sent a lot

i apologize for that

my iPod would not send it at one point so I just kept hitting send and it kept saying it couldn't be sent...so you just got bombarded by a bunch of the same thing over and over again unintentionally

a thousand apologies

and gog! accept me on Skype all ready

JESSICA

And I wonder if the Dave that will take the Tumor will be Alpha Dave or not, or, if it's dream Dave. If it's dream Dave it shouldn't matter too much as long as live Dave stays alive ... long enough to...hmmmm...I don't know what's going to happen. We shall just have to wait and see.

JESSICA

waaaaaaiiiittt...

it's not showing up on the computer...so i wonder if it never left my computer?

hmmmm

and of course it is now gone...great

i'll just retype it without the round about speaking of me putting everything together as i read =_=

JESSICA

Ok, and I sent a message via iPod, but it's not showing up, so basically, I was referring to the Vriska thing, and who she could be talking to. and i said something that was totally irrelevant (and that is that everything that is happening now in the story is also GOING to happen because they are stuck in a circular timeloop. They can never escape! That's my theory anyway). The John Vriska conversing with I thought was only a memory John and was not actually a dead one, when I remembered that the normal flesh non-Prospit John is actually dead, so that is probably the John Vriska is speaking to, if it is any of them. The John we are watching is the sleeping John, and even though Prospit is gone, the sleeping John woke up ON Skaia, so there's that.

KALYN

oh HEY you're on! I'm gonna go read those now

Alright well I didn't get any duplicates there, and I think I may have successfully translated your gibberish-like typos into actual words, and no that original Vriska message did not send...

KALYN

Don't the dream-selves replace them after they die? And thus become the primary...them? I don't know if their original selves count as dead there, since they were kind of sharing a conscience (or...no, wait...yeah...) with their dream selves, like two bodies to one mind, but one body dies so that one body just takes over the mind, not like all the consciences that result when Dave starts splitting timelines and causing deaths of many Daves who DO end up in the dream bubbles...

KALYN

Unless what you're saying is that, once they've died first and after Prospit is destroyed and those dream bubbles are created, the roles of Dream John and Primary John are switched so that Dream John becomes Primary John and Dead-Primary John becomes Dream-Bubble John... Which... no, it doesn't make THAT much sense, since bodies tend to be destroyed during these deaths rather than transported to the outskirts of the universe...

JESSICA

Yeah, I don't know. I'm under the impression that they are separate yet the same. Dream-Jade was used to prototype don't forget. So they are different yet the same; they have their own consciousness.

KALYN

Oh yeah, that's true, because after she died she had different memories...

Well THAT'S annoyingly complicated

Let's see if we can piece some logic together on this

When real-world characters went to sleep, their consciousness was transported (need a better word for this) over to dream-selves

And when real-world characters die, they can be revived with a kiss and their dream-selves will take over

They share memories up to this point

And then I guess they split? So it IS sort of like Dave splitting timelines and creating little separate-consciousness offshoot Daves that all end up dead?

Because Jade's dream-self died and had separate memories...

I guess it makes some sense that once John's real-world-self dies, he becomes part of that universe as well (the "being dead" universe)...and starts haunting dream bubbles

JESSICA

Yesss? I think so? Maybe?

KALYN

It's just whichever one is alive that takes over the timeline because for them it's actually relevant and important, unlike for any dead selves (because obviously for Dead-Dream-Jade, it didn't matter anymore and she was upset and Davesprite even bailed on the whole Alpha Timeline thing after a while)

JESSICA

Yeah, the John part is a definite yes, the confused part was for your Dave analogy.

KALYN

I was mostly just talking about creating separate consciousness...es? consciences? one of those. They become separate minds when he creates timeline offshoots.

Comparing this to when one of a character's "selves" dies

JESSICA

A conscience is a moral guide, consciousness is physical awareness.

KALYN

sure

just trying to remember which term Freud always used

I think it was conscious

and unconscious

and...subconscious?

or something

you know, id, ego, superego and all that fun stuff

(Gawd, I love Freudian psychology)

JESSICA

yes

lol, anyway, if you would kindly desist the one sentence responses? they are a pain in the ass.

KALYN

hahahaha sorrrrrryyyyyy

JESSICA

subconscious=id, ego and superego, or just the id and superego?

KALYN

I don't even know if subconscious was an actual thing in Freudian psychology, I'll have to look it up

hang on, I'll go do that

on, lol, there's no unconscious. here I'll just put up what's written here:

oh*

KALYN

Three levels of awareness

Freud identified three different parts of the mind, based on our level of awareness.

Conscious mind

The conscious mind is where we are paying attention at the moment. It includes only our current thinking processes and objects of attention, and hence constitutes a very large part of our current awareness.

Preconscious mind

The preconscious includes those things of which we are aware, but where we are not paying attention. We can choose to pay attention to these and deliberately bring them into the conscious mind.

We can control our awareness to a certain extent, from focusing in very closely on one conscious act to a wider awareness that seeks to expand consciousness to include as much of preconscious information as possible.

Subconscious mind

At the subconscious level, the process and content are out of direct reach of the conscious mind. The subconscious thus thinks and acts independently.

One of Freud's key findings was that much behavior is driven directly from the subconscious mind. This has the alarming consequence that we are largely unable to control our behavior, and in particular that which we would sometimes prefer to avoid.

More recent research has shown that the subconscious mind is probably even more in charge of our actions than even Freud had realized.

KALYN

subconscious would definitely have id, and probably superego (which may go more in preconscious, since it's more something we've created for ourselves) and the ego would likely occupy all three to an extent

wouldn't it be totally great to examine Homestuck through a lens of Freudian psychology? I did that with Scarlet Letter, it turned out pretty well. I got the only A in the grade! :DD

these kids (namely the trolls) definitely operate primarily on id...unfortunately

and I'm pretty sure there isn't much superego taking any sort of control here

JESSICA

Not with the trolls, although that was how they were raised, so their morals are based around how their Lusi raised them. They are a cut throat society that favors strenght above all else. They are a Spartan society that was allowed to prosper into modern day. Although, honestly, would Sparta have been able to do that? The way they lived didn't really foster advances, the only type of advancement would be in warfare technologies, although I guess once they conquered the other civilizations they would have foreign turned local scientists and intellectuals to do stuff like that.

KALYN

Half that paragraph was Sparta, but okay... Sorry 'bout that shameless bragging earlier, I'm a dick. I know. And I wish I had more to say, this is so inane...Tell you what, I will get back on at midnight when I will inevitably have more interesting things to say.

(a few messages pertaining to other things in life later)

KALYN

please be on Facebook. My phone won't send my messages, and nothing you just sent me made any sense at all.

This is what my phone says (all of mine are currently still "sending...")

You: What was it they were saying? Jeez, so whiny!

Me: She like...yelled at me in a review. She wasn't even nice about it. Completely disrespectful.

JESSICA

I'm going to sleep. That's probably the safest course of action x.x

KALYN

You: Where'd you move them to? Oh, wait! It'll probably be the first on the list *Smacks forehead in a comical and ironic show of idiocy*

Me: They're just on my profile ha. Tell me what you think of the title.

JESSICA

The SCP story

KALYN

You: Because I coulda sworn I've heard it before, but this days it's not real! So now I don't know!

Me: What?

You: And even though I'm tired and have a headache, I don't want to sound stupid!

Me: What the fuck are you on about?

You: I didn't know a better way of putting that other than... Is self-depricating a word?

You: Enjoy (you need to hear how that sounds in my head, yet I know it will sound stupid, so never mind)

Me: NONE OF THAT MADE ANY SENSE TO ME AND NOW MY MESSAGES WON'T SEND

There.

I understood pretty much everything before your little interruption, but after that I'm lost, obviously

DON'T GO TO SLEEP I NEED YOU

JESSICA

Yeah, didn't get any of yours, and it was supposed to be "says" instead of "days" and I'm rambling. That's all you need to know. Good night.

KALYN

D':

Oh I know it's supposed to be "says" I got that much

I still don't get it

And I know you didn't get mine, they're STILL "sending..."

T^T

And you've abandoned me. *sniffles*

JESSICA

Are you crying? I don't know what that face is!

KALYN

Yes.

T^T

tears and a frown

I hope you're just a slow typer

Otherwise I would feel very alone right now.

I hope you're having fun...at...Worlds of Fu-fu-f-...*gulp* Fun. )':

JESSICA

O just had a really long ride home with Lizzy, Emily, Erin, and Jen. We scared ourselves silly, got lost a couple times and before all that were sore from riding rollercoasters and walling around all day. I'm tire and am not going to make sense. Lime right now autocorrect is fixing all my words not me, so sorry for anything really weird I say. I love you, and therefore I must remove myself for the night to protect your sanity... Which I realize I'm doing a terrible job.

KALYN

ROFL "Lime right now"

I need you for my sanity! DX

JESSICA

Oh, and don't forget this Friday you guys said you would watch the house and pets. Sleep well.

KALYN

I know.

Backatcha I guess. ._.

}:

:{

JESSICA

Lol, well, I'm home, but like I said I have a headache, but I'm glad to hear I am such a pivotal elect for your sanity... Or worried, I'm bot sure which is the proper emotion right now.

KALYN

Yeah, I'm bot sure too. heh...

JESSICA

This guckin phone is 2 hours fast. Fu kin thinks I'm on PA x.x

KALYN

2 hours...fast? PA? I'll admit, this is far better for my sanity than silence.

JESSICA

Pennsylvania, that's where my area code puts me, and normally I'm not a slowtyper, but I'm on my iPod, so there you go. Although that doesn't make sense either... I don't know... What are you doing other than reading my drivel?

I mean the 2 hour part, not the slow rupee part.

Typer D:

KALYN

Other than reading your drivel...I am rupee responses to it and reading everything aloud to Morgan as it occurs.

(Luckily, I knew what you meant by "rupee." We could totally create our own sort of slang with this, like Cockney rhyme slang!)

(Autocorrect slang!)

(XD)

JESSICA

Lol, now ;)

KALYN

now what?

or did you mean "no"?

JESSICA

NO! Meant no!

KALYN

okay then.

No.

No autocorrect slang.

Fine.

You know, I at least humored you with making the tea and lemonade, you can't do the same for me with the slang?

JESSICA

Sorry, I'm offscreen when I type, so everything I say is basically disregarding what is directly before.

Soooo, what are you doing?

KALYN

That doesn't change the fact that you just shot me down.

I've already told you what I'm doing.

It hasn't changed.

I'm reading your drivel and typing responses and reading aloud stuff to Morgan.

Although I'll admit I've stopped reading things aloud.

JESSICA

Hey! I didn't Mean to shoot you down! It just looks like it! I was shooting myself down, band you just happened to fall into the crosshairs!

KALYN

I wonder how you get crosshairs when shooting yourself?

What were you shooting down?

JESSICA

Oh, ok, I missed that and it won't let me go back and read what it says for whatever reason

KALYN

which part?

Are you by a computer?

You do have a laptop you know...

JESSICA

You're writing this down? =_= Why am I nor surprised?

KALYN

Um...what? I'm not writing any of this down...

JESSICA

I'm too laaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy

KALYN

I meant typing responses to your messages... ._.

I wasn't typing them all up somewhere else...

JESSICA

Fuuuuuuuuck,

Ow I'm reading/comprehending things that aren't there

KALYN

Ow indeed…

JESSICA

I got up at 8 this morning and have been going about all day, I am not fit for proper conversation x.x

KALYN

Yeah well... I find I am a better conversationalist when I'm very tired, because then my mind is on autopilot, and the pilot who autos my mind is very funny

JESSICA

Mine's fucked up and doesn't know when to shut up like, I have this strong desire to explain everything I say instead of letting it go and trusting you will understand at least half of it

KALYN

Well I certainly didn't understand what you texted me before, and I still don't understand. You have done nothing to explain those texts to me.

JESSICA

There is this strange glare that only appears on this page. Everywhere else is fine, but there is this ...orb? That fades in and is in the same ace nomatterhow I scroll it.

It concerns me...

KALYN

That's...weird...

Is it your screen?

JESSICA

No, because it's nowhere else...

Or at least, I hope not

KALYN

It's just on this page?

JESSICA

It's just Facebook, nothing else, I checked literally everthimg on my iPod...except tecting

KALYN

Well that's just...odd...

I wonder if there's some random spirit haunting the internet...heh

JESSICA

It's gone! That was really worrying me, because I left it in the hot car all day without thinking, so I'm being really cautious, making sure it's not dead or dying

KALYN

Well, good that it's gone, um... glad it didn't melt?

JESSICA

Maybe...Not! You dilly person you!

Yes, you are like the herb, dill... That is what I meant exactly...

Yeah... And that plant based comment was about the Internet ghost...you know, I think my language gets ... More...educated? The more tired I am, which makes no sense

KALYN

Well, I HAVE always said I belong with..uh... yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this

something to do with...dill...

I think you just can't remember lingual shortcuts when you're tired, so you start sounding all pretentious and shit.

JESSICA

Bleh, computer here I come, where you will receive stranger replies do to the lack of autocorrect and my inattention

KALYN

awesome, but...

how will they be stranger without the autocorrect?

JESSICA

because i will be masihing random buttons together, and i won't care to correct them

KALYN

Yes, well, that is clearly what you are doing now.

JESSICA

Yeah, whatever, have you ever felt like when you type in password and what not that you are just randomly pressing buttons because your body goes into overdirve and has it memorised so well that what you think doesn't really matter anymor? That's kind of what i feel like own

now

KALYN

Not "overdrive," "autopilot."

How does typing passwords and muscle-memorized things throw your body into overdrive?

I'll tell you you:

Wow, fail.

Retry.

JESSICA

whatever, you got it, i meant autopilor

KALYN

ahem…

JESSICA

t, whatever x.x

KALYN

I'll tell you how:

It doesn't.

There!

Wow I realize now I kind of built that up to nothing.

JESSICA

I missed literally half of those comments up above. But i reread them so it doesn't matter aymore

yup, tahnks, that vlimax was pointlss

KALYN

Cool story bro

vlimax

lol

literally half? like…did you count them?

JESSICA

whatever you know this is comedy cgold...or silver...or even bronse...who an i kidding, this is comedy rocks to pelt the non-believing villagers with.

KALYN

Did you miss five?

hahaha, well that was pretty good actually

JESSICA

not the immediately preceding, but before i got on my computer

so, literally was probably a foolish hyperbole

KALYN

Regardless, I am copy/pasting it...for whatever convoluted reason I have invented in my preconscious...

JESSICA

...…

KALYN

hahahahahahaha

woops, one ha too many

hahahahahaha

JESSICA

how dare you!

KALYN

You're right.

I should've asked.

JESSICA

Yes, you should have asked such a trivial thing as to how many "ha"s (how the hell do you make that plural?) is acceptable or not.

KALYN

I should've asked before I turned all of your "."s (I think this one's a bit tougher to pluralize) into "ha"s

JESSICA

oh...that's just silly...why would you do that? makes little sense, probably about as much as i'm making...

i have earplugs in but i'm not listening to aything...

KALYN

That's wonderful.

I just told my brother to put on headphones.

He IS listening to something.

The sense it makes is me turning your judging silence into a nonjudging bout of laughter

JESSICA

how fortuitous

no, that nonjudging silence was actually putting on music to put these freeloadiing earplugs to use instead of just lasing around my ear and raiding the fridge...in my ear...

I guess this would be funnier if I didn't judge myself halfway through and realize how stupid i sound

KALYN

yeah...so you typing "..." was you putting on music? okay. yep. *totally buying it* ._.

Why does your ear have a fridge?

I mean I sort of get the metaphor you were going for, but you really need to learn follow through.

JESSICA

no, that silence you felt was judging was me leaving and putting music on...No! No, i won't judge what i said halfway through again!

KALYN

You can't just give up on a half-baked metaphor partway through it, you gotta see it to the end!

That silence I felt was judging was you typing "...", which I then transformed into "hahahahahaha" to make it less so

JESSICA

i know! but then i realize how stupid it is, and it falls flat when i go, "well, fuck, that makes no sense, you sound stupid, you silly sleep deprived creep" because I'm a creep this time of night. I creep on people. Look at Emily's page. I creep.

KALYN

I'm a creep at all times, but not in the same sense.

I'm just creepy.

Never attempt to invade my mind.

But seriously, as a self-proclaimed metaphor master... yeah, I have nothing else to say. Just wanted to get that out there, that I'm awesome at metaphors.

JESSICA

Lol, that's ok. I know better than to do that with anyone, particularly my friends. There has to be a reason you guys are friends with me other than my devilish good looks.

KALYN

...Are you implying that I creep on YOU?

JESSICA

that was intended for the entering the people's mind, btb, not the whole metaphor master, although that is the basis of our relationship, as far as i'm concerned.

no

creep

god! i'm bitchy!

KALYN

Oh, so that was an accusation?

Totally missed that! lol!

JESSICA

which?

KALYN

creep

JESSICA

yeah

but, you know, in a friendly joking manner

KALYN

Lol

Duh

I probably wouldn't be friends with you if it wasn't.

JESSICA

:O

KALYN

You know, to speak to your character.

If you were like that, I wouldn't have bothered keeping in touch.

Anyway...

I think I AM going to go to bed.

I have something I gotta do at noon

and it's already almost 2:30

JESSICA

wait, what character?

KALYN

I won't be able to get up in the afternoon tomorrow!

Character? Like...personality?

Yours.

JESSICA

i need to pack tomorrow

KALYN

Way to be unrelated.

JESSICA

how do you see me, i guess?

KALYN

How do I see you?

Wow it finally sent. Stupid Facebook.

JESSICA

yeah, that was a while

KALYN

Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

I love you!

JESSICA

lol, whatever, good night, and i love you too

(lots of unrelated messages later)

KALYN

HO GAWD Homestuck updated! It's another picture-clicker one. I have so many questions I almost just wanna wait and see what happens. But we can address those here:

I think Dad's alive, at least in the picture with Nanasprite catching his hat and someone with a hat-symbol is pestering her.

Unless someone else has that symbol, which is possible. Who else would it be in that case?

Vriska is traveling through memory lane with John and they go through some fun memories of both of them merged together. Still can't really tell if John is dead or sleeping. If he remembers dying though...Did he reach God Tier before or after Prospit was destroyed? Or does that matter? Does he still have two selves? I think he does, doesn't he? So he's most likely sleeping if that's the case (God, I really need to reread some things if I'm asking shit like this...)

KALYN

Jadesprite and Davesprite...Davesprite left us with a cliff-hanging mystery regarding the denizens (which I completely forgot, since we haven't really seen any...or have we...? mysteries...)

Liv Tyler successfully got the special card from CD before he could escape with it. And it's like...this yin-yangy saw-blade looking thing. I feel dumb, like I should remember what this is, but I'm too lazy to go back and reread stuff and jog my memory.

And finally we see that Dave did not in fact go on the suicide mission because Rose stopped him from doing so. And she's awake while she's talking to his dream self. Which is kinda weird, considering it's Dave's dream-self that fell asleep and is now dreaming and conversing with Rose's dream-self who is going on the super fun suicide mission. So...odd... I'm not even going to try to wrap my mind around it, I feel like I've been completely desensitized to paradoxes because of the nature of this webcomic.

KALYN

I think I'm just gonna...wait and see. We're obviously approaching the climax of the whole thing, and I'm really curious to see what's gonna happen with all of them. Where has Jade been this whole time? Man... I mean, planning, obviously. Just wondering where. Physically. Anyway...

KALYN

I kind of wish John was going on the mission. Since he's the only one left with two selves. If I remember correctly. Jade's has been dead for a while now, and Dave and Rose have both been revived. John hasn't died yet, has he? (God Tier doesn't count, I don't think, since he kind of got a new body there. Right? I know you will jog my memory with important facts somehow...)

JESSICA

Ok, the yin-yangy saw blade thing was in fact the h T m r (colored black and white for added effect), or, for normal people, The Tumor. I think that was probably Dad on the cell/PDA (whatever it was). If it wasn't it would have to be one of the agents, but I can't remember if one has a hat like Dad does-I don't think so though. John doesn't have two bodies (I don't think). His real body died, which I think is the John in the dreambubble, because he remembered dying and lost his eyes like all of the dead trolls do. He reached Godtier after Prospit was destroyed. He was only ever awake on Skaia, because if you remember he first woke up as soon as Jade pushed him out of the way of the falling Prospit.

The thing that kind of annoys me, is it feels like we skipped a whole lot of the story here. Obviously we don't know what Jade was up to. We never see what Davesprite is up to other than when he fought Jack (although that makes a little more sense). The scratch on the CD really messed things up! I hope we get back to things, but I don't know if he will completely, and if he does, than we may be close to the "climax" (the Event they are all freaking out about) as far as the chronology is concerned, but I think the comic may go back and forth covering missing times. Basically when Doc Scratch...fixes...the scratch .

JESSICA

Because the whole reason we went to Doc Scratch's and witnessed that entire monstrous affair with SS and Snowball was because of the scratch on the CD. Didn't Terezi cause that one?

JESSICA

The Rose's and Dave's conversation is a little confusing too. We will just have to wait and see about that one. What confuses me is she's talking to Dave while wide awake in a dreambubble. Could it be that she's in there because of the Eldritch obominations (or whatever they're called in this)? Since, you know, they created the bubbles, and Rose is basically their hand in the physical realm. Kind of like their Joan of Arc. So that is my theory: Rose can converse with Dave while still awake because of the Elder Gods in the Outer Ring (or whatever...).

The Denizens were only really mentioned once when John died for the first time (which, i'm thinking AH could totally and feasibly bring him into things, unless it was the dead after a certain point that could enter the bubbles. But all we know about the denizens (far as i know) is that they are the big bads, akin to Ganand(dorf) in the Legend of Zelda games (since you have to complete puzzles and collect items before you can even think of facing him).

That's all I have for tonight. Hopefully Andrew Hussie will answer some of the questions he created in the next installment.

JESSICA

I just remembered that book at the top of the page that Doc Scratch fixes. Do you remember who's book that was?

KALYN

I...no. Do you?

JESSICA

I have a feeling it was Vriska's, but i'm not sure.

KALYN

Oh...I don't remember that. I'm too, like...I have the memory of a stoner right now, and with all the pictures giving us like 5 or 6 scenes at once with random clues and cliff hangers, I think I'm just gonna wait and see what happens next. When the timeline is more...linear. If that ever happens.

JESSICA

Lol, not very likely XD although, there really isn't much for us to go off of currently.

(and then Jessica went on a family trip and we stayed at her house, housesitting and throwing crazy three-person parties)

KALYN

"Komm mit mir." "NO NEED! I ALREADY DID!"

We're having a wondrous time here...

stuffing socks in our bras.

your socks.

socks we found lying around the living room.

muahahahahahahahahaha.

not me, but morgan and emily are anyway.

KALYN

hehehehehehe

just kidding I only said that because we found socks

and I wanted to make you feel uncomfortable

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JESSICA

Hahaha, I really don't care XD I probably shouldn't tell the others though.

KALYN

hehehe yeah...

JESSICA

... . are you TRYING to creep me out or something? With the laughter and everything? Cuz it's not working. It just makes me think you're weird...

KALYN

um, no. I wasn't trying to creep you out. o_o

I was agreeing with what you said.

JESSICA

Oh, ok. Heheheheheh

(many boring interstate messages and a long rant about Criminal Minds fanfiction later)

KALYN

So it turns out that the John talking to Vriska is dead John from the jacked up timeline. Makes sense. Can't believe I totally forgot about him though. I guess we never actually saw him in that timeline, we just saw AlphaJohn being talked out of it. Which is why I didn't even consider AlternateJohn a character. Feh!

JESSICA

Yeah,I figured it was a dead John. But I haven't read up to date yet, so we may have to wait until I get home to update it all.

Sorry about all the stupidity that snuck its way in there (read: loudly barreled through calling attention to itself). I promise to try to be less stupid next time. :D