Mutant turkeys are some vicious motherfuckers!
I knew we wouldn't all survive the fight. I didn't expect to for one second. But I had to protect my friends. Protect our town. The town, the people, were helping me and my family this year. They gave us creamed corn, and I managed to snag us some green beans without dying in the process. For all its faults, South Park is a good town full of good, decent people.
People I don't mind dying for.
I won't get to taste our Thanksgiving veggies now, but that'll just leave more food for my family to eat, right?
Maybe next Thanksgiving will be better.