Female's Revenge
The Stress Is Too Much!
"Finally the tournament started… so we can go through all that stress again!" Diana said sarcastically as she sulked in the cafeteria. "Ugh… I can't keep this up any longer!"
"Says you," Alex yawned, barely even conscious from lack of sleep.
Alain groaned, "We run on what now? Coffee just won't cut it."
"... might as well get Zorua to pretend as us," Trip slapped his own face.
Cynthia sweatdropped, "Come on, it's not that bad…"
"Cynthia, you're used to it, like heck, we're the champions for who-knows-how-long and we still hate paperwork and stress," Diana groaned falling back on her chair, losing her appetite even her favourite dessert is sitting in front of her on the table, strawberry ice-cream cake.
"If you're not going to eat it it's going to melt," Alain groaned.
"Who cares?" Diana asked back.
"Arceus they look bad," Violet sweatdropped as she sat on the table two tables away from the Champion's, looking at them she could see the gloomy aura of stress.
"Well, Champion's duty," Amber shrugged. "At least fans aren't here to disturb us."
"... even so, gym leaders, coordinators, masters, royalty, performers, connoisseurs and who knows what else people are here," Raven moaned, poking at his spaghetti.
Neither of them had the appetite for eating due to the stress, not even Alex, even if he lost his memories as Ash, he still has the appetite of a full-grown Snorlax.
"Arceus help us," Luna groaned, almost slamming her head into the table.
Scarlet was silent, she was either fiddling with her other-dimension gear or playing with strands of her silver hair, nothing seemed right.
"... how's… everything?" Violet asked, knowing that was a stupid question.
"Not good," Serena said worn out. "I have never been so stressed in my life…"
A voice interrupted their sighs and groans, which caused them to tense up, "Max! Stop it!"
Diana tensed up the most at the name, she froze, "Max and May Maple?!"
"You know them…?" Alex asked, he knew them a little from Misty and Brock, so he wasn't so clueless.
"Kind of, he slipped into my house, tried to catch Vi's Vulpix with a net, making my pokemon call me for help when I was busy, accused me of cheating when I've kicked his ass…" Diana counted. "So yeah, I know him, in a way."
"Okay…" Alain said awkwardly.
Diana's voice was a monotone but they could see the very visible nerve on her forehead, especially when she forced herself to smile which made her more creepy, the rest of the Champions backed away slightly sweatdropping with a dumbfaulted face.
She walked over to their table without making a sound and slammed her hand on the table, making some plates clatter and drinks spilling, she turned her head to the confused Maple twins and said in a 'you're-so-fucking-dead' voice, "You're here, huh?"
"Uh, you are…" Max thought.
"Max!" Brock snapped quietly. "Don't you know who she is?"
"Nope," Max shook his head, making the nerve on Diana's head grow more visible.
"I'm the one that you tried to report me of cheating but failed miserably, ring a bell, rookie?" Diana basically growled with a sinister grin, the elites back away with the menu covering half of their face slowly.
"Oh!" Max snapped his fingers. "Uh… sorry about that."
"Yeah, and you gave me and my friend's pokemon a massive phobia of fucking nets," Diana snickered evilly and cracked her knuckles. "Hope you survive the first round."
"Deep breaths, deep breaths…" Violet, Luna and Scarlet had to come and pull her away, btu Brock came and struck the last straw.
"Oh my sweet ladies…"
Yep, Brock's flirting with chicks.
This time not only Diana got agitated, believe me it wasn't a good sight.
"Someone get him back before they'd do something stupid!" Alex cried out sweatdropping.
"He's so dead," Alain and Trip shook their heads and sighed.
Diana used her aura to form a mallet, Misty get over here… and aimed right for his head.
"That's my job!" Misty yelled as she swiped her own mallet and joined the party, so two girls basically chased him around the cafeteria with mallets that read '10t' on it trying to hit him on the head.
All the people in the cafeteria sweatdropped upon seeing that, Diana eventually got annoyed and used a chair as a launching pad, she jumped on it and… landed her aura-mallet right smack on his head.
"Thank you very much," Diana said as she laid the handle of the aura-mallet on her shoulder with a head-steaming Brock with a massive bump on his head on the ground.
Violet sweatdropped as her background faded to a awkward blue and purple with Luna and Scarlet, "Heh… heh…"
"Wow, you go," Misty smirked as she swiped her mallet away and high-fived Diana, whose mallet faded away.
"Boom," Diana returned the high five and walked back lazily to her table, her attitude a 180 degree change… "Ugh!"
Alex and the others sweatdropped, "... no comment on that…"
"So… anyone up for paperwork again?" Trip asked sarcastically.
"NO!" They all yelled at him in unison.
"That was weird," Violet muttered when she walked towards her group of friends.
"What's weird?" Beni asked.
Violet facepalmed, "Things you'll never imagine."
"Everything you do is unimaginable," Gen rolled his eyes.
"I'm still crazed about this pokemon stuff though," Beni yawned, "And something kept zapping me in my sleep!"
Violet's eyes grew wide, "PICHU!"
"Ha ha ha ha!" The Pichu giggled and leaped onto Violet's shoulder.
"Where have you been?! Your father's worried about you!" Violet hissed playfully and tickled Pichu.
Beni and Gen both sweatdropped, Beni was the first to speak up, "... Vi, how did you get here… in the first place?"
Violet paused, then stammered, "I can't tell you that, but what I can tell you that we're having a camp next week, no fans, no paparazzi, no paperwork! You coming?"
"Okay…" Gen said suspiciously. "We'll go."
"Great! 'Coz I have some paperwork to deal with, not as much as Dee Dee though," Violet smiled nervously and shivered at the thought of paperwork alone.
"Okay, we'll just take a walk outside…" Beni said.
"Luna! Stop, it!" Diana yelled being drenched in water, she hissed at the laughing Oshawott in Luna's hands, who was trying her best not to crack.
"If you want to go to the camp, which I do, you need to finish the damned paperwork," Luna groaned.
"Easy for you to say," Diana mumbled as Lucario finished off another stack. "Whatever! Be right back!" She said and opened a portal and disappeared.
A moment later with Luna lying on the floor lazily feeding her Oshawott, a portal appeared on the ceiling and people came falling down… literally.
"Who did you bring this time?" Luna sighed.
"Luna!" Spade (From Kaitou Joker) yelled. "I've just got back from Scarlet's 'torture'!"
"Don't care," Diana huffed.
"What's with that look?" Ezra (From Star Wars Rebels) asked. "And where am I?!"
"What in the name of Thor did you do!" Hiccup (From How To Train Your Dragon) yelled.
"Mother of Celestia not again!" Twilight (From My Little Pony) yelled. "Ah! I'm human! Again!"
"Okay, Di' what did you do?" Luna facepalmed.
"Just brought some help," Diana shrugged. "Hey Twi', remember me?"
"... are you Nyxn?!" Twilight yelled. (For more information, it's from "Different Realities) "You were at the Crystal Empire in the mirror!"
"Yes, Twi, I am 'Nyxn'," Diana rolled her eyes. "Hiccup, I did nothing but teleport you to my home universe, Ezra, for the force's sake, you've been through hyperspace but can't take a simple teleport? Spade, one thing, Scar's not here, re-lax."
"That still doesn't explain anything," Luna sighed.
"I need help with paperwork, novel's due date, taming dragon type pokemon and help with my friend's force abilities," Diana groaned. "And I couldn't find anyone better you guys."
"I'm going with paperwork!" Twilight perked up. "But I can't-"
"You can use magic," Diana sighed. "And Spade… could you…"
"I'll help you with your novel," Spade shrugged. "I have nothing better to do."
"H-hey, why me? Why not Kanan, Emerald or Sapphire?" Ezra stammered.
"Because she's your age, Sapphire and Emerald are busy with a concert in another universe, and Kanan's bound to annoy her to no end, no offense," Diana answered. "Hey Lulu' take him to Vi, please."
"I told you not to call me that!" Luna growled but still walked to the door.
"Hiccup, I know dragons are your 'specialty', but this may be…"
"Dragons aren't bad once you get to know them," Hiccup shrugged. "Okay."
"Thanks guys," Diana sighed out of relief. "Now I have another concert on my fucking hands."
"You can sing?" Spade asked.
"In fact, I beat the Shuffle Sisters in your world," Diana smirked.
"Uh… where did Hiccup go?" Toothless asked the napping female night fury (From A Different Fate).
"With Nyx," Raven answered not batting an eyelid.
"And where is Nyx?"
"Kid, some things are meant to stay hidden."
"Hey! Anyone seen Ezra?" Sabine asked. "He's missing, just like that."
"He's with Ruby," Kana shrugged. "He told me through our bond."
"And you never told us?" Hera asked. "When did he leave?"
"Meh… about three days ago," Kanan replied.
"And you never told us?!" Sabine yelled.
"Kanan Jarrus!" Hera yelled.
"Where the hell is Spade?" Queen asked.
"I think he's with Luna and Scar, haven't seen them in a while," Rose shrugged.
"I'm bored," Ai yawned.
"You're always bored."
"Has anypony seen Twilight?" Rarity asked.
"She went to the mirror universe again," Spike answered yawning.
"Okay…" Applejack thought.
"Caught up in your expectation, you tried to make me live your dream… but I'm causing you so much frustration, and you only want the best for me…" (Silent Scream)
"She really can sing," Ezra sweatdropped.
"Yeah…" Spade said dumbstruck.
"Arceus dammit why am I even here?!" Clemont groaned.
"Come on big brother!" Bonnie chirped.
"Good thing this is done," Ezra sighed. "I've never seen such… peace…"
"What do you mean?" Spade asked.
"My everyday life is to fight against the stupid Empire, there's no normal days for me," Ezra shrugged.
"Well… good luck on that," Hiccup groaned. "I never knew dragons here can be so powerful."
The boys all laughed from that, and they went back to their respective universes.
"Camping time."