Rika: *sings* Come on baby! Look at me now! I am being all serious!
Kitty: Here is a review from Dragonclaw-Phoenixstar1017
Short Neko walks out) Nyaa~! ("Yo!") Nyaa mew meow nyaa! ("Only Greece can really understand me. Have everything in quote marks said by him, please!") Nyaaa~! ("Dare times~!")
China-... (Blushes) Purr, nyaa. ("I like you.") Nyaooooow~? ("Date me please?")
Greece: Here what she said you China "I like you china, can you date me please?"
China: of course I will ~ aru. *picks up phoenix-star*
Greece- Nyaa~! ("Fish please~!)
Greece: *gives fish to phoenix-star*
Japancat/Japaneko- Mew. ("Brother.")
Japan cat: Nya. ("Sister")
Rika- Nyaow. Nyaa. Meow. HISS! ("You. Germany. Closest. NOW!")
Rika: *pushes Germany into closet* the cat says so!
Italy- Mew! ("Italy!")
Mew nya nya nya meow mew mew mew? ("Can I be a host please?") Nya mew mew meow nyaa~! ("I'll talk human if you do please~!") Arigato! Merci! Thank you! Danke! Any other language!
Rika: *sights* We are kinda getting full but you can join, anyways people who are reading this, if you want to be host you must go to the waiting room unless I need you.
*points at waiting with couches, drinks, food, and big flat screen TV's*
Morgan: Here is form but her name is Alice.
hiya can I show up for a chapter or two!~
not a host because I can only update on weekends...
name: Alice
appearance: albino, no shoes, black sleeveless dress that stops at knees, very short so often gets confused for a kid
likes: yaoi, yuri, Belarus, jpop, cats
dislikes: France
please note: everyone thinks I'm all innocent... but I'm not!
I'm human but, well I've done some badass shit.
Dares!
Belarus: play the pocky game with me *innocent face*
Belarus: Ok… *does a pocky game with Alice and kisses at the end*
Belarus: accept my feelings! *Jumps on Belarus and hugs her tightly*
Belarus: Haha, ok!
Rika: Quick! Lucky while Belarus is distracted go with Russia!
Lucky: On my way! *takes Russia*
Truths!
Russia: why does Belarus like you so much...? What's your secret! It's not fair! *cries*
Russia: I don't know, I just stay the same way…
Poland: you're cool! I'm polish, but I'm also a bit of everything... (But mostly polish! ~) I live in America though~ I don't like it! Wah~
Poland: Like omg thanks, you're so like my type! We should like hang out!
Belarus: I love you! I love you!
Well, if its okay, can I show up regularly, but ill mostly just be on this site on weekends...
Belarus: I love you! I love you!
Rika: Um, ok… But you can be at the waiting room just waiting until weekends… *points at waiting room*
Morgan: My review!
Morgan: *smacks Duncan* Stop playing with my stuff before I lock you in a closet with France!
Duncan: I'll stop! I don't want to get raped!
Morgan: Good. Rika, I'm confused. Are you with Germany or Japan? Oh! AmeriBela time~!
Rika: Well, I say I am with both… Who said I can't have 2 at the same time? *giggles and both drag Germany and Japan into bedroom*
Random Rika: Sorry but, lately Rika is getting really brainwashed and it's weird she is now making me normal… I MUST BE RANDOM! *shoves ice cream on forehead*
Duncan: I'll support that... Hmm... Lucky should become a host. She pops in enough.
Morgan: Very true.
Random Rika: Isn't she already host?
Lucky: Um, yeah… I am already host… Besides I get enough air time. Haha, come on let's go Russia… *drags Russia holding his scarf and hand*
Duncan: *spark* everyone who considers Morgan... Attractive I guess *feels awkward*... Must kiss my sister on the cheek!
Morgan: *blush* I will kill you...
Rika: *comes out* whoa… Didn't expect that… Anyways, isn't Norway checking you out? *winks*
Norway: *pats Morgan's head and kisses her on the cheek*
Swirly: *blushes and about to faint*
Rika: STOP FAINTING! *stops Morgan from fainting*
Duncan: You can't! You'll get your music taken away!
Morgan: No! Not the music!
Duncan: *eats some pizza* I want to see some more wars. They are actually pretty funny.
Rika: Don't even start war… I am not in the mood seeing it…
Morgan: *slowly crawls to a pool and turns into a mermaid* I feel so embarrassed...
Rika: it's ok Morgan! *white angel wings come out and lend hand out* don't feel embarrassed!
Lucky: Hey! Here's Em's review but instead her friend is doing it? Why?
Daphne: Em is... Uh... Busy! Yeah so I shall take over for today! *sees everyone wearing necklaces* not you guys to! Oh well onto dares and such!
France- Jump off a cliff... NOW!
France: Why? I told you I am too-! *gets pushed off cliff*
Russia- You and Belarus become one!
Rika: NO! RUSSIA AND LUCKY SHALL BECOME ONE! NOT BELARUS! BELARUS GETS ALICE!
Lucky: *smirks* that's right B(bleeps)! Russia become one with me!
Alice: Yeah! Belarus is mine!
Prussia- May I hold Gilbird?
Prussia: Of course you can! Don't drop him…
Italy- Revenge for what Em said about me liking Prussia! Em loves you! She will not stop talking about you! She just goes on-
Rika: NO DON'T ITALY! THAR SHALL HAVE WAR IF LOVERS HAD REVANGE! *gets out scythe*
Em: What are you doing?
Daphne: Nothing? *hides behind Prussia*
Em: You suck sorella.
Lucky: Here's my review!
Rika: Must give Lucky more air-time! *eye twitches*
Don't think I need an intro again... more germanyxrikaxjapan dares hmm? I'll work on it! Ok more dares, here we goooo!
Germany: Do a cartwheel naked :3
Germany: Um, ok? *comes out nude and does cartwheel*
Rika: HOLY SH-(BLEEPS) WHY IN PUBLIC? OH! THAT JUST NASTY! *faints*
Lucky: Crap, maybe she did that on purpose to give me air-time… *checks Rika's pulse* Nope, she really did faint at least more airtime!
China: Make out with (warning! crack pairing ahead) Prussia!
Random Rika: Chehe! That's what you Daphne for telling Italy to get revenge on Em!
China: *makes out with Prussia*
England: Wear cat ears
Rika: *gets up* what happen?
England: *wearing cat ears* this isn't gentlemen like!
Lucky: Screw that! Get use to it!
England: *grumbles*
I still wanna do crack pairings, so beware!)
Romano: make out with Cuba
Rika: CRACK PAIRINGS FOR THE WIN! HIGH 5 LUCKY! *high five's with Lucky*
Lucky: *high five's back*
Sealand: Go give England a kiss on the cheek and say 'I love you mommy engwand' (aww~)
Rika: For some reason… On my computer they say that Sealand is spelt wrong! Haha!
Sealand: *epic pounding face* I STILL LIVE STRONG! *gives England a kiss on the cheek* I love you mommy enwand!
Lucky and Rika: Aw!
Spain: I want you to make out with Austria
(last crack pairing I think)
Lucky: I think Hungary accepted this…
Hungary: Muahahaha! *gets out video camera*
Spain: *makes out with Austria*
Austria: *twitching*
Prussia: go make out with Italy.
Ok now I want to do truths
Prussia: My honor! *Sarcastic* *kisses Italy*
Em: *sniffles*
Rika: It's ok!
Truth
Germany: Have you ever had sex/almost had sex with another guy?
Kitty: I think you just asked a bad question…
Lucky: Why is that?
Morgan: *points at Rika* cause…
Rika: It reminds me of GerIta… *smiles and eyes turn dark amber red with red tears falling down face.*
Morgan: RIKA ARE YOU CRYING WITH BLOOD IN YOUR TEARS?
Rika: No… I am not dear… It called reflection of red eyes. Hehe… *everything comes in a dark background and holds a bunny holding a knife and a hat on it* Hi Miss. Alice…
Lucky: *slams door* Okay… I think we got her into her bad memories… So let's leave her alone singing Still Doll the ending in Vampire Knight!
Prussia: Are you a bed intruder (lol) Out of everyone you've had sex with, who was the worst?
Prussia: Hung-! *gets hit by frying pan by Hungary*
Austria: How does it feel to have Silesia taken away by force? {lol...you are an ass}
Austria: My! I would be upset!
Lucky: Blah blah! WHO FREAKING CARES!
France: Who do you want to have sex with the most? The least?
France: Well, I would have it on England and least I will maybe have it on America.
England: GO TO HELL YOU FROG!
America: What?
Russia: How do you feel about me?
Russia: I feel perfectly around since Belarus is gone now, da? *wraps hands around Lucky*
Lucky: F(bleep) YEAH!
Rika: why are you going back and froth between Japan and Germany?
Rika: Who say's I can't have two people? Hehe! They are mine! *gets dragged away by Japan and Germany*
-Soon there was Spice going on-
Ok now I'll go and write some fanfics or something...
Random Rika: See yah! *hugs Lucky* Now WHY IS RIKA ACTING SO STRANGE? WHY AM I SERIOUS? SOMEONE IS BRAINWASHING HER! Literally! I mean she would never claim herself evilly between Japan and Germany! I love both of them! Well it's her and I am her random side… It true though… But she would be thoughtless! She would be thinking about foods! SOMEONE HELP! *gets slap by Morgan* Thanks Morgan I am being too serious right now! *throws a random tomato at a pot*
Morgan: No problem!
Everyone: ZE END! *marches away like Hetalia style*