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You are reading Citizenship's version of FanFiction South Park!

Disclaimer: I do not own any South Park Characters

Claimer: I only own anyone or anything with the name Reznov in it.

Alive Group Members: 14

Mister Black

Mrs. Black

Token Black

Eric Cartman

Mister Cotswold

Mrs. Cotswold

Mark Cotswold

Stan March

Shelley March

Ardy Reznov (OC)

Jonathon Dimitri Reznov (OC)

Natasha Namie Reznov (OC)

Wendy Testaburger

Tweek Tweak

Missing Group Members: 17

Gerald Broflovski

Sheila Broflovski

Clyde Donovan

Ned Gerblansky

Jimbo Kern

Randy March

Sharon March

Doctor Alphonse Mephesto

Kevin Mephesto

Carol McCormick

Karen McCormick

Kevin McCormick

Bebe Stevens

Fred Tamaharch (OC)

Craig Tucker

Jimmy Valmer

Dead Group Members: 16

Ike Broflovski

Dog Poo Brasfield

Liane Cartman

John Donovan

Annie Faulk

Francis

Gary Harrison

Herbert Garrison

Mister Mackey

Steward McCormick

Phillip Pip Pirrup

Mr. Stevens

Leopold Butters Stotch

Linda Stotch

Red Tucker

Thomas Tucker

Principle Victoria

Infected/ Undead Group Members: 3

Kyle Broflovski

Rebecca Cotswold

Kenny McCormick

Black's Household, South Park

Sunday, 8:30AM

When the sun finally rose, Dimitri opened his backpack and got out a Ham Radio set. Once he hooked up the transmitter, he tunes in a dial and listens into the channels. He was met with silence and static, but he keeps trying to receive contact with anybody.

"Are they going to bomb this town?" Dimitri asked himself, "Just like in the movies?"

Whatever the following result, he is not going to find out. Dimitri decided to get his story out and figured that video will do just nicely, so he went through his backpack and managed to find a digital video camera. He sets up the camera on a tripod and points it at himself, then flips the on button.

"This is Jonathon Dimitri Reznov, age 16 and Supreme Commander and Founding Father of the Reznov Juvenile Army. I' am with several people and my sister Ardy Reznov is injured. We are in need of help within the town of South Park, the government is trying to kill us and we have no where else to go. You wanna know how I got into this mess, here's my story."

"I was at home taking apart electronics when I got a phone call that something big is happening in South Park, I was briefed that it was disturbing and unbelievable. Since my sister is there, I waste no time traveling all the way from New York to Colorado. I parachuted down into the town and immediately realized that it was a Zombie Pandemic, I'm not joking as I haven't believed it myself until I saw a father get bitten by his zombified son."

"I took shelter with several of the locals and we traveled to an Apartment Complex to retrieve my sister, after we found her we got separated with the rest of the group by a horde of zombies. Man those thing can move. Thanks to my Free Running skills I was able to travel by roof top and avoid most of the zombies, we took shelter near the South Park Elementary School and once we got situated I just sat there and stare out the window to watch the dead walk."

"The next day, the group of locals I was with waving down an Apache Helicopter. Suddenly the helicopter open fire on the survivors which I have to save their asses my shooting the helicopter out of the sky, all the pilots die in the process and they managed to salvage the radio from the crash. They never knew who saved them to this day, and I haven't told them when we meet up with them again later on."

"So me and Ardy packed our things and head back out to the unknown, armed with a load of weapons: a pistol, machete, a switchblade, and a crowbar, I continued on to find the Genetic Engineering Ranch owned and operated by Doctor Alphonse Mephesto and his son Kevin. On the way, I discovered my girlfriend and cousin Namie Reznov had followed me to the undead infested town. This is what happens when you get in a relationship with someone that doesn't like to be left alone for any reason."

"She was cooking up some Used Vegetable Oil from the back of a Fast Food Restaurant, presumably McDonolds. Boy when she saw me she melt into my arms like butter, she's that immature but is someone to love. Before we left, I found a 5 year old child named Karen McCormick. Ironically, she's the daughter of the man Steward McCormick who got bitten by his zombie son Kenny McCormick."

"During our drive to the GER, we picked up a few people along the way. All of them were girls, after we arrived an RJA called me a pimp and wished he had a truck full of girls. When I met with the Doctor Mephesto after giving back the toddler to her mother, he told me he caused the pandemic accidentally after spilling a virus into a sink when he was 'sleeping on the job'. He gave me this glowing vial of some sort of pheromone that helps repel zombies as in, they don't like the smell of it."

Suddenly we were under attack by the Government's Special Forces and a Zombie Horde, who were attacking us the safe house and each other. I had everyone head to safety before they barricaded the front door to the building, I took shelter in a cellar right before they blew the whole place to smithereens. When I emerge the next morning, it was still dark and it was snowing heavily. I honestly believed I wasn't going to make it, but I never give a crap about dying anyway."

"So I pulled out a AK 47 I found earlier, or I had it the whole time but never thought of using it, and began checking the bodies to see if they are alive. Then I shoot them in the head so they won't turn, I began to think that was a mistake. I found several survivors including my sister and girlfriend, my girlfriend was sleeping the whole time and came out unscathed. She's only confused."

"My sister on the other hand, broke her arm. Poor thing, she's only 10 years old. I carried her through the cold along with the other remaining survivors and stumble into a mansion, the whole place was ramsacked, trashed. We walked inside and boarded up the place after doing a security sweep, then we discover the owners and another family who was surviving. They were shocked that I was able to locate and break into their panic room, they almost shot me for doing so but I got the upper hand and numbers."

"One of the family's daughter died from the zombie infection, I don't need to explain how shocked her parents are. So I put her body in a bag and dumped her outside for study later, I'm trying to find a cure and I have the medical training to do so."

Dimitri removes his helmet and then a green ushanka and shows it to the camera as he puts his helmet back on,

"This ushanka belongs to a jewish kid named Kyle Broflovski, he was bitten by a mosquito and turned into a zombie. I managed to bag him after he kicked his mutilated adoptive brother into the GER before the explosion, I managed to bag him for study. He and Rebecca are outside frozen solid as we speak, the cold will freeze a zombie but won't kill them. So the Zombie Pandemic is on hold but I assume people are dying from the cold than the zombies."

"My location will not be revealed, the government has quarantine the area and they are sending in Special Forces teams to kill both Zombie AND Survivor. Like the Apache Helicopter I mentioned earlier, the world does not like this town to begin with anyway. If you been watching the news, it's sometimes have people from South Park doing something wrong. Like Mothers Against Canada for example. So wrong."

"No matter how much the world hates the town, they still love it and it's famous for many acts. Even though it nearly caused the end of the world several times in the past, and ironically it has been through a zombie pandemic before but everyone mistakened it as a bad Pink Eye infection. It's how stupid everyone is in this town and only the children are the smartest, interesting isn't it?"

"sigh For my Mom, Dad, Brothers, and cousins from overseas. I love you guys and I always do, I've been through worse you know."

He turns off the camera and connects it to Ardy's laptop and Uploads it onto Youtube on his family's Youtube Channel, after modifying the Description a bit claiming this is not a hoax he then sent the video to the Fox News Channel by a secret Email account. Now he could only wait and see what will happen, he assumes that the government has removed the videos before the world could view them. Then suddenly, the internet connection crashed and Dimitri was unable to get it up again.

They are now cut off from the outside world and they are now on their own in the frozen hell of South Park.

TO BE CONTINUED...