Jhonni's POV

Jhonni stared at Pain with an arched eyebrow. Pain evilly smirked "You heard me….you'll have to cook breakfast for everyone tomorrow morning in a corset, shorts, and oh yeah keep your hair down. I like it long." Jhonni quickly refused "What?! no! are you insane?!" Pain frowned but then shrugged his shoulders. "Fine... but no beach vacation."

"Fine! I'll do it" Jhonni said standing up and putting on her shoes. "Don't be shy come and visit me on more…personal manners." Jhonni turned around flashing a wickedly murderous glare at him. "Don't count on it!" She slammed the door with so much force it echoed through the stairs and shook the pictures hanging in his office.

When Jhonni finally reached the bottom of the stairs the, akatsuki members were wating for her, staring at her with excitementand hope in their eyes. Tobi jumped up and down screaming, "GOOD BOY TO THE BEACH?"

Jhonni laughed uneasily. "Yes, good boy to the beach" Everyone cheered and tackled her.

"Get the fuck off me!" She yelled. One by one the akatsuki members got off of her wondering whats was wrong, however they didn't linger on it for long because their excitement about going to the beach overwhlemed it. So they went to their room to pick out outfits and bathing suits for the trip.

Anthony looked at Jhonni seriously, from Jhonnis shameful facial expression and the way she nervously ran her fingers through her hair she knew something was up.

"We can go…but what's the catch?" Jhonni bit her lip and reluctantly told Anthony what she had to do. Anthony's jaw dropped in pure shock and she collapsed on the floor with laughter. "This is why I didn't want to tell you" Jhonni mumbled walking away from her.

"Ok, ok im sorry..but what are you gonna do?"

Jhonni briefly looked at Anthony ,"What has to be done." Then she left into her room and closed the door.

Anthony's POV

*The Next Day*

Anthony woke up to the smell of pancakes, eggs, bacon, and biscuits. She cautiously walked to the kitchen with her kunai in hand "Im always the first one up…who's cooking breakfast?" Anthony thought as she entered the kitchen. Her eyes filled with shock and she fell on the floor laughing again. Jhonni turned around briskly and saw Anthony on the floor so she threw a still sizzling skillet at her. "Shut the hell up! the boys are going to wake up! Its not THAT funny!" Anthony caught the skillet without looking and put in on the stove top.

"Babe for me? You shouldn't have!" Anthony mocked her playfully walking closer to Jhonni with her arms wide open like she was about to hug her. Jhonni's eyes were pure black as she raised the largest knife in the kitchen and glared at Anthony. Anthony ran and ducked behind the table, peeking over it to see Jhonni put down the knife and continue cooking.

Anthony walked back to her room and changed out of her panda themed pajamas into red skinny's and her favorite black vest. As she walked into the kitchen all of the akatsuki members including Pain and Konan were already sitting at the table looking at Jhonni. Pain smiled "Looks like you guys will be having fun at the beach." He said sipping his coffee and not taking his eyes off of Jhonni's ass. Jhonni was still facing the stove trying to remember why she was even doing this as she pushed her long hair out of her face. If only she could put it in a ponytail her life would be a thousand times easier but Pain liked it long... whatever the hell that was supposed to mean. She plated all the food and walked over to the table where the other members were all gawking at her.

She gave Pain and Konan their food first. Pain smirked "Are you also available on the weekends?". Jhonni clutched her fist but shook away the thought of ruining the vacation day and resisted her strong urge to deck Pain right in his smug, perverted face. Konan stared angrily at Jhonni as she got her food. Jhonni smiled at her sarcastically then walked back to the kitchen to get Kisame and Itachi's food. Itachi smiled at Jhonni and ran his fingers though her hair "Thanks Jay." She relayed with a smile "Your welcome, Itachi." Kisame smiled as Jhonni gave him the food "Just how I like them. ~wink~" he said referring to the food ...and Jhonni. Sasori and Deidara both laughed at her reaction as she blushed and turned away from him "Im warning you Kisame. one more word and your sushi." she said through gritted teeth. Kisame looked down at his food and didnt say another word. When Jhonni placed Tobi's food down he pulled her head down closer to his face and whispered in her ear "Jhonni is a bad girl." Jhonni blushed and placed Zetsu's food in front of him. Zetsu didn't pay attention to Jhonni as the others did instead he stared at Anthony as she was day-dreaming and picking through her pancakes.

Kakuzu and Hidan were the last to get their food but when Jhonni came around to them Kakuzu smiled. "Its about time" Kakuzu said putting a 20 dollar bill in pocket of her shorts. She glared at him and stomped on his foot "I'm going to kill one of these motherfuckers..." Jay thought relieved that she was almost out of her personal hell. Once she was done she could go change into some comfortable clothes. This corset was steadily falling down so she had to keep pulling it up so she wouldnt be showing the guys her boobs, those shorts were fucking crotch cutters and they kept giving her a wedgie every 5 seconds, and her hair was thick and heavy making her sweat like a pig. "Dirty, Dirty, DIRTY!" she yelled in her head. Hidan winked at Jhonni when she put his food down. He grabbed her waist, put her in his lap, and tried to kiss her. Jhonni, completely surprised shifted away, picked him up by his collar and punch him in the jaw. Hidan went flying through the walls of the hideout and ended up outside passed out. "Enjoy!" Jhonni said through her teeth with a slight curtsy then she threw her platter down and stormed out. Anthony stopped day-dreaming and followed behind Jhonni to get ready for the beach. . All the members of the akatsuki suddenly feeling guilty about what they put her through except Pain who was sipping his coffee still with a smirk of self satisfaction. "It was so worth it." He said smiling. Konan glared at him out of the corner of her eye but didn't say anything, she just watched Jhonni leave with envy and jealousy in her mind.

*At the beach*

All the men of the akatsuki and konan were at the beach still waiting for the arrival of Anthony and Jhonni who were "fashionably late". As the girls walked out toward the beach all of the akatsuki member's jaws dropped to the floor. Jhonni was wearing a white bikini with akatsuki clouds painted on it and her hair up in a bun with rose tinted shades. Anthony was wearing a black and white designed bikini she also carried her sword on her back. Konan was the only one that was physically capable of speaking. "You guys look...nice" she said with a look of distaste. "Why thank you" Jhonni said whipping her hair out from the bun and swinging it for affect. Anthony turned to Jay and laughed "Your horrible! and Im gone! C'mon sharky."

Anthony and Kisame were the first ones to run down to the water and dive in. As they disappeared under the crystal blue waves the rest of the members began to disperse and do their own things across the empty beach. Hidan layed across the beach and opened his tanning mirror hoping to catch a tan. His eye was still black and his jaw swollen from when Jhonni has punched him but that didn't seem to down his mood at all. "Little piss ant..." Jhonni thought. she sat there and stared at the water wondering what she should do when Itachi began to walk towards her. He was almost within her sight when Tobi called her, drawing her attention in the opposite direction of him.

"Jhonni-kun! come play in the sand with me! you can bury me!"

"Okay Tobi!" And she ran off to go make what looked like a deformed sand castle with Tobi.

Anthony splashed in the water with Kisame who began calling sharks to play with them. "HEY JHONNI!" She yelled to the shore at Jhonni who had just finished using an earth style jutsu to make a huge castle from sand. Jhonni peeked out one of the windows of the huge sand castle and yelled, "YEAH?!"

"Can you use your Typhoon wave thingy? The waters too calm and I wanna surf!" Kisame looked at her. "but we dont have any surf boards Anthony..." Anthony smiled mischievously "What about shark surfing?" Kisame's eyes widened with excitement as the sharks nodded in agreement. "Thats brilliant Ant!"

"Mhm! So will you do it Jay?"

"Yea! ~makes signs~ Water style: Typhoon wave! enjoy guys!" and she disappeared from the window to play hide and seek with Tobi.

"Hey un! can we play in the castle?! D: I wanna play hide and seek!" Deidara looked at the castle.

"The more the merrier!" Tobi said as he began to count and Deidara ran in dragging Sasori. "Come on Dana!"

"This is pointless..."

As the huge wave loomed over Kisame and Anthony they practically leaped on the sharks and rode off diving into the wave as it forcefully pushed them towards the shore. The pack of sharks remained together for all of five seconds before the wave rose even higher to the point where it blocked out the sun. "Maybe this wasn't a good idea!" Kisame yelled to Anthony over the roar of water as the wave rushed at them.

"Are you kidding?! This is awesome!" Anthony was the first to dive headfirst into the wave and ride on top of it. She yelled and raised her first proudly as her and her shark dipped and dodged moving with the wave. Kisame shrugged his shoulders and followed Anthony. They rode in and out of the wave, the pressure of the water almost overwhelming the control of the sharks but they didn't notice. The wave began to crest and crash down onto them making a tunnel. Anthony and Kisame rushed towards the exit of the tunnel as the wave made a vortex of water around them. The water collapsing behind them. They picked up speed trying to make it to the end of the tunnel before the water could crash down on them. "Almost... there! Come... on!" Anthony thought to herself as the light of the exit drew closer and closer within their view but the water crashing down behind them was also drawing closer. This was going to be a tight squeeze. Before they could reach the exit the water crashed down on them. wiping them out and washing them up on the shore.

Jhonni, who was hiding on the roof watching the whole thing, lept down and ran next to Anthony, kneeling beside her and checking her pulse. She was alive. Anthony opened her eyes and groaned as she sat up and looked at Kisame who was laughing and laying on his back. She saw Jhonni sigh in relief as she saw they were both okay. "Dont... do that again guys." Jhonni said as she walked back into the castle. Itachi walked up to Kisame and held out his hand. Kisame gladly took it and stood up. Anthony wrung the water out of her hair and then stood up still a little disoriented from the experience. You could hear Deidara counting from inside the castle and everyone else giggling as they hid. She looked to her far off left and saw a patch of trees and Zetsu's pinchers stcking out from over a bush.

Anthony smiled mischievously. "I wonder what hes doing over there by himself..." She slowly crept up to the area where she saw Zetsu, her footsteps being muted by the sand. When her feet touched the grass and she was right beind the bush, she positioned herself so that she could pounce. She waited a few seconds to see if he noticed her and he didn't move. Mission accomplished. She lept over the bush and tackled what she though was Zetsu but instead she only grabbed hold of his pinchers which werent attached to his body."Strange... where the hell is Zetsu?" She thought. She froze as she felt a knife press against her neck. The cold metal just barely grazing her skin. She heard a raspy voice from behind her say, "Your gonna have to do better than that if you want to sneak up on me..." The pressure of the knife released and she turned around to see Zetsu glaring at her. His pinchers weren't on so he looked... actually... he looked normal. Well as normal as a guy with one half black and one half white side could get. He was just like a normal guy. Anthony blushed a little and awkwardly held his pinchers out for him, "These are um... I believe these are yours?"

"Well they were. Dont worry about them. I'll grow back new ones in a few weeks. They fall off every once in a while."

"Really?"

"Yea... call it something like shedding..."

"Oh..." Anthony put down the pinchers and just looked at him. "So what are you doing over here by yourself?"

"Pft... breathing?"

"OH! photosynthesis?"

"..."

"Right... sorry..."

They both sat down in the cool shade of the trees and just avoided each others eyes. "(black side)Come on tell her whitey... you might not get another chance..."

"(white side)I know but... its Anthony! i just... cant... she likes Hidan anyway..."

"(black side) but remember what Jhonni said? she liked Hidan because he wasn't afraid to tell her he liked her? Maybe that was some sort of hint! maybe Anthony is waiting for you to tell her!"

"(white side) Yea... maybe your right... okay I'll do it!"

Zetsu finished thinking to himself and looked at Anthony. Even though it was shady her orange- red eyes still shined brilliantly... she was beautiful. His courage faltered again. What could a girl who was so damn gorgeous want from him? a freak... No! he had to do this! he was gonna tell Anthony how he felt and he was going to do it now!

"Hey uh Ant..."

"Yeah?" She looked up at him and his heart skipped a beat. He could do this! Just tell her!

"I uh... well this is hard for me to say but... I l-"

"HEY GUYS!"

They both looked over the bush to see Deidara running towards them. Anthony looked at Zetsu expectantly like she was waiting but Zetsu just looked away and stood up waving at Deidara. "Over here!" When Deidara reached them he rested his hands on his knees panting then he looked up at them. "Emergency meeting... Pain... Calling all members! we gotta hurry!" Without another minute to waste they all ran across the beach towards the crowd of members. Itachi and Pain were standing in the middle. When the three of them arrived Pain glared at them "Well its about time. When i say emergency meeting that means I want your asses here BEFORE i can even finish my sentence!"

"Yes leader-sama..."

"Yes leader-sama..."

"Okay Pain!"

Pain glared at anthony, "what did you just call me?"

"I called you Pain?"

"You are to address me as "Sir" Or "Leader-sama"! Nothing more and nothing less!"

"But you let Jhonni call you Pain so why not the rest of us?"

"Are you questioning my authority?" He said menacingly. Anthony glared at him and opened her mouth to speak but Zetsu placed his hand gently on her shoulder and pulled back. He turned her to face him then he shook his head warningly. Anthony sighed and turned back towards Pain, "No... Leader-sama..."

"Good... now Itachi. What was so important that you had to call for an emergency?"

Itachi stepped forward with a raven on his shoulder. The raven cocked its head to the side and he took it in is hand and made a sign. The raven began to cough up a large scroll then it flew away leaving the scroll in his hand. Itachi took the scroll and read from it.

"Dear members of the Akatsuki organization,

I have recently gained a substantial amount of evidence and intel regarding that secret item that your leader was requesting and its whereabouts. This secret item is know as the Elixir of dreams and, when obtained and drank, it can grant the one desire of the person/people who drink it. Only one drop is necessary. It is known to have powerful properties. However its whereabouts are constantly changing because of security precautions. Be that as it may you will be glad to know that I found out that it is currently residing in the village hidden under the stars. It shall remain there until the end of the month then it shall be moved again. I implore you to retrieve it before then. Its now or never my friends.

sincerely,

Your anonymous tipper"

Itachi looked around at everyones faces as he finished. Everyone beside Jhonni and Anthony who were looking at each other confused had troubled looks on their faces. Pain scratched his chin and frowned. "So... we've finally found it... then we've got to go for it everyone." Konan looked at him bluntly," We dont even know if this is an accurate source. What if this is a trap to get all the akatsuki members in one place and take us all out?"

"Yea! we dont know if we can trust this anonymous tipper un!"

"But the anonymous tipper has never led us wrong before. In fact, the anonymous tipper is thereason that we caught the first 2 bijuus."

"True, this person has always given us the inside information."

The members all began talking among theirselves about operations and jutsus, locations, strategies, and anything else. Jhonni slowly stepped up," Um... me and Anthony are still new... Whats this Elixir of Dreams? and why is it so important?" Pain looked at Jhonni and cleared his throat," Well to put it simply, the elixir of dreams is like a wish in a bottle... if we get it, It'll make our job of getting the bijuus that much easier. Invincibility, ever lasting life, limitless power and wealth, world domination. Their all possible. Ever since the beginning of the nations, this elixir has been sought after and caused many wars and bloodshed, but for fear of the capture of more information all the records were destroyed. Ever since then the nations have all worked together to continuously transfer and move to elixir. Only the Kages themselves and a select few know where the elxir is going to be moved... now that we know where it is, this maybe our only chance in a life time to get it. We have to get back to the hideout, prepare and strategize, and move out ASAP. Lets go." The akatsuki members all turned and left back to the hideout. Anthony and Jhonni looked at each other. Their first super secret dangerous mission was now beginning.