"Okay darling, lets see what you have for us." The Joker said.
We had reached their base quickly after piling into a small car. When we got inside the warehouse I was amazed. It was homogenous inside. There were all sorts of child toys. There were giant baby dolls, and a big throne. The Joker told Harley to do what she wanted with me and she decided to have a fashion show.
"Come on puddin' let's play dress up." Harley squealed.
She yanked the leash and dragged me to another room. She tied the leash to a pole and handed me a shirt and weird pants.
"Put 'em on sugar. We're gonna see which costume Jokesy likes best."
I went behind a curtain and put the strange outfit on. When I came out from behind the curtain Harley squealed.
"It's so cute hun." She undid the leash and walked me out on a catwalk. The Joker was sitting in a big chair at the end of the walk.
Harley pulled me along the walk and put me in front of the Joker. I was in a shirt that said 'jokes on you' and colorful clown pants.
"Sorry Harley, it's a little too funny looking for robberies." The Joker said.
"Okay puddin' I'll choose a new one."
She brought me back to the small room and handed me a fuzzy pink thing. I went behind the curtain and put it on. In these moments you realise that Harley is still a girl no matter who she is with.
We walked out again and she put something on my head. I couldn't really see so I was a little thankful for the leash.
"A bunny costume Harley? I think maybe I should take a turn." Joker said taking Harley's place. He led me to the room one more time and handed me a red and black uniform just like my Robin one. The difference was this one was half red half black and had no R on the chest.
I walked out from behind the curtain and stood in front of the Joker. He looked me up and down then took my cape and put it up to me. He looked around and found a new cape, again just like mine, and gave it to me to put on. It was red on the inside and black on the outside. I tied it around my neck and looked back at the Joker.
"It's still missing something" he said "what is it what is it?"
He looked at me and I shrugged. He found something very interesting on my face.
"Your eyes are really strange." He said then, "aha. You need a new mask." He put a red mask up to my eyes. The mask looked like my other one. It seemed as though he prepared for this exact thing. He had my whole costume but in black and red. "Is there anything you would like to add to your costume?" I grabbed my hood and put it on my cape.
"Very well. Let's show Harley." He led me out and the catwalk was gone.
"Oh puddin' it's amazing!" Harley ran up and hugged the Joker. "Lose the cape and keep the hood."
Joker took the cape off. "Better hunny bunny?" He asked her.
"It's perfect!" She screeched. "Bedtime!" Everyone in the building went to some unseen rooms. Even Croc went to a separate room.
"And as for you mister Damian. Tomorrow we will choose a new name. As of now let's show you to your room." Harley said then walked with me to a room.
Th ed was a bed and on the opposite side of the room was a loft with no stairs or ladder. It looked like a normal house room.
"You can sleep in any of the bean bags or in that bed over there." She pointed to a dog bed and clipped a longer leash onto my new fancy collar.
"Now you can reach anywhere in the room." She attached the leash to the door handle and her and the Joker got into the bed. "Shut off the light sugar." I shut off the light and jumped up. I caught the edge of the loft and pulled myself up.
I fell asleep on top of the loft dreaming about Father and my brothers.