EDWARD TO ALICE:
TO: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
CC: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
Forgive me while I take this opportunity to laugh.
and laugh
and laugh
ZOMG
-you tubes the video as after racking through Emmett's mind I found out he posted it up there..and it actually won a prize-
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
-turns around to see your video camera in my face-
-swipes it away-
-then sees a vision through your mind of you actually winning the best you tube clip of the year on my reaction-
okay so I have a 'to be screwed and then killed like nothingg ever seen before and worse than hell' list with two people on it:
namely you and darling Emmett
-spits-
ALICE TO EDWARD:
TO: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
CC: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
LOL hahaha
you couldn't catch me if you tried.
and you couldn't hurt Emmett either. -looks up in awe at him as he starts flexing- have you ever seen a buffer vampire? I think not.
and I may be small. but I have my alliances. unlike you.
-smug smile- and I can see the future.
speaking of my visions. I finally know how you live without being with bella.
-TWITCH-
I'm officially scarred for life.
-curls up in foetal position and starts rocking back and forward-
that poor, poor purple sparkly mountain lion.
Warning: Those of you who do not review will be forced to play host to an alien lifeform. One who will throw frequent parties inside your brain might I add. Ouch. Talk about a headache.