Are we there yet?

Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.

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Are we there yet?

"You have a hot chocolate moustache"

"Edward.I.Hate.You"

"Edward if you want to laugh at me on the floor, please take the time to do so now before I have to try to strangle you"

EPOV

"Come on, love, it was funny, you have to admit"

Bella was ignoring us all, after the little 'hot chocolate' incident. I don't think she'll last long ignoring me. I'll find a way to get her to talk.

Please get Bella to talk I can't stand this awkward silence.

Alice and Jasper had taken to communicating to me by thinking what they want to say to me. So they don't break the silence.

EDDDDDIEEEE, make her talk or i'm going to start thinking very loudly.

Oh for the love of god Alice.

"Bella, please forgive me. Please, i'm sorry"

I think i'm making progress, she isn't glaring as much now.

Edward just kiss her already please, im bored of just walking

Now that's not a bad way to get Bella to forgive me, I must say Alice.

I walked over to Bella and leaned down slowly to whisper in her ear.

"I'm sorry,love"

I slowly started to kiss behind her ear, trailing down to her neck. As this happened i could feel her heart begin to speed up.

She turned around to look me in the eyes and grabbed my hand in hers.

"Edward Cullen, you play dirty"

I smiled at her. Her favourite one, just to be sure she would forgive me.

She smacked me playfully on the arm.

"Stop dazzling me already, I forgive you"

I was about to lean in to kiss her again when I heard throats clearing behind me.

Ahem

BPOV

God Edward your annoying, sometimes. Well the times when I want to stay angry with you but for the live of me I can't.

I forgive them all

"So..Bella... now that you don't have a 'bag on' any more I was planning on going somewhere fun"

"Alice, I think your type of fun is much more different than my type of fun"

"Nonsense Bella, everyone loves the place where i'm taking you and the boys, I have seen it being fun."

"So its not shopping?"

"Nope"

Alice was grinning now. We really weren't going shopping? That is unusual only 1 hour of shopping for Alice.

"Well I guess it can't be that bad then."

"Follow me and Jazz then"

She pointed a petite chalky finger in front of her and turned round to smile at me and Edward as we began to start walking to Alice's 'fun' place.

A 10 minute walk later

My mouth fell open as I read the blue and white sign hanging on the tall building standing before me. I began to back up but came into contact with Edwards chest.

"Come on love, you know as well as me there's not escaping Alice"

He was right, I had tried (and failed let me add) to get out of Alice's trip to Seattle earlier on.

"Edward, please kill me now"

"Bella, it can't be that bad surely?"

"Edward, you aren't a klutz"

"It's not that bad though"

"But.. I can barely walk across a flat and non-slippery surface without falling let alon-...

He put his finger to my lips to stop me

"Shhh, my love. Do you really think I'd let you fall?"

I just shook my head. Incapable to do anything more such as speak. A few minutes passed and Alice was grabbing hold of my arm dragging me towards the building of Doom. Just because Alice was succeeding on pulling me into the building doesn't mean that I was going to let go of Edwards hand. We arrived in reception, with Alice pulling us into a queue with Jasper waiting for us.

"Hello, welcome to Seattle Ice Rink, how may I help you"

APOV

God this woman needed a manicure.

"Hello, I'd like 4 for the Public skate with skate hire please"

Ice skating, I haven't done this for years. We would definitely have to come Seattle more often.

"Sure, that will be 43.66 please"

43.66!! That's a bit much isn't it really. I just smiled sweetly at 'Claire' the woman behind the desk and handed her the money. She the gave us the skates according to our shoe sizes. I looked over to Bella. She was struggling to put them on. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Bella might kill someone here. Not any of us at least.

BPOV

I watched as Alice and Jasper gracefully swirled around the ice, hand in hand, with the occasional jump thrown in now and then. Poor Edward, at least he isn't breakable.

"Edward, I really can't do this"

"Come on, just grab hold of my hand and you'll be fine"

I slowly grabbed hold of his hand as Edward led me onto the ice. This is going to turn out bad I can see it now.

5 minutes later

"EDWARD YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LET ME FALL"

When Edward said he wouldn't let me fall I believed him. What a lie that was. I was doing fine. Well fine in my eyes until some stupid kid charges through me and Edward, making me let go of his hand. Of course without Edward I didn't have a chance of being able to skate. I fell (in the most ungracefully way possible) flat on my behind.

Edward came gracefully skating towards me his lips pressed into a fine line, knowing better than to laugh at me. He'd only just got forgiven over the chocolate moustache. His arms were outstretched towards me as he kneeled down whilst skating, coming to a stop as he neared me. He grabbed both of my hands and pulled me up with him. Making sure this time he didn't let go of my hand.

"Edward, now I feel like an idiot"

"Everyone falls over once in a while at ice skating,love"

"You don't"

"Bella"

"It's true"

"Will it make you feel better if I fall over?"

I smiled inwardly to myself.

"Maybe ... but can I take care of something first then push you over"

"Okay,love. Sure you can manage on your own"

"I think so"

I tried to lean on my tiptoes to kiss him, but forgot I had my ice skates on and nearly fell flat on my face. Again. Fortunately Edward saved me.

As I watched Edward skate over to Jasper and Alice I began my search for the stupid little girl that made me look like an Idiot. I didn't really notice what she looked like when I got tripped, but what I did notice was that she was wearing one of them fancy, skate dresses in bright blue and bright white ice skates. Inconspicuous, I think not.

Now I had to find her, but first I had to get out of the middle of the ice rink. This might be a little tricky.

Come on Bella just follow what Edward told you to do.

Right foot slide in front and out

Left foot slide in front and out

I did a couple of steps and fell over.

Its alright Bella no one is looking at you.

I picked myself and tried again. 3 steps later I nearly fell again but regained my balance. Somehow.

Eventually I reached the side of the ice rink. Now all I had to do is find the little annoying girl.

It was then that I saw her. In her little dress and fancy ice skates. Not only was she showing off but she was talking to Edward. My Edward. And batting her eyelashes at him. Oooh this bitch will pay. It was then I had to start the long trek to the opposite side of the ice rink. This could be difficult. Fortunately for me right by where they were standing was a opening just like the one right next to me. Perfect.

I struggled over to the entrance and walked (Well hobbled would be a better word) over to the other entrance. The little cow was still trying to flirt with Edward and edging closer and closer to him. Although Edward wasn't having it, I still needed to tell this girl how things work. As I edged towards them, I saw Alice grinning at me and giving me the thumbs up. She must have seen what I was planning to do. Perfect.

I skated slowly over to Edward and her.

"Oh hi Edward is this your friend?"

Friend? Friend?

Edward was just looking at me sympathetically.

"YOU LITTLE SLUT, TRYING TO EYE UP MY BOYFRIEND"

"Your boyfriend? I thought that Edward would go for the more. How would I put it? Attractive girl"

Edward put his hand on my shoulder trying to calm me down.

"Bella, love, leave it, she's not worth it"

"Damn right, she isn't worth it"

With that I slapped her square on the cheek.

Score!

APOV

"Damn right, she isn't worth it"

Bella skated over to the blonde haired girl and slapped her directly on her right cheek.

"You bitch"

The blonde girl then went over to Bella and kicked her in the leg with her ice skate boot. The blade cutting into her leg.

"Alice,love. Vision again?"

"Yeah, I'm betting on Bella"

"What?"

"Jasper, in about 3 minutes Bella's going to go over to that girl near Edward and slap her and they're going to fight. Your going to bet on the girl to win"

"I am"

"Yep, but I disagree, I bet on Bella"

"What are we betting?"

I smiled to myself

"If I win you come shopping with me again, you win you don't?"

"Perfect"

BPOV

"Oh no you didn't"

"Oh yes I did"

"Oh no you didn't"

Our faces were slowly getting closer and closer.

"Oh.Yes.I.Did"

"Oh. No. You. Didn't"

Just as I was about to speak again a felt a sharp stabbing pain in my lower leg and felt myself falling. The little bitch kicked me in the leg. Before I could fall Edward caught me and was giving death glares to the blonde girl.

Oh how she was laughing. Not.

APOV

Stupid, stupid Alice. Not listening to her visions and thinking that Blondie would kick Bella. Before she could even move a muscle I was on her pushing to the wall of the ice rink. No one kicks my Bella in the shin. Not when I'm around. Blondie was crying and screaming. How very annoying.

"Oh shut up you cry baby"

I was about to slap her when Jasper pulling me off of her.

"Alice, calm. Calm"

I think it was a good job Jasper calmed me. For the fact that I probably would have killed her.

We were now in a line looking at the girl, Jazzie next to Eddie with Bella and then me.

Surprisingly Blondie came over to me and tried to push me over. Obviously I caught her arms before she pushed me and pushed her myself into Eddie.

Then my visions showed me what I had done.

"Nooooooo!"

As the girl fell into Edward I skated over to Edward but it was too late. Blondie knocked Edward out of balance, as he was holding Bella. Edward and Bella came crashing to the floor. As I was now standing next to Bella and Eddie. Bella instinctively grabbed onto me, pulling me down. And thus us colliding with Jasper. Creating a domino effect on the cold ice.

Everyone was just laughing as Blondie had a horrified look, as she skated off. Trying to look as dignified as possible. Yeah right.

"So now you all know how it feels to be Bella"

Only Bella could say that.

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