Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, nor any other copyrighted material (n't in don't flashes and blinks out)
Me: Alright, let's fix that before I'm sued.
NOTE: All deleted scenes and bloopers are in play format, since that's how they are originally thought up.
Blooper: Pyro's oops
Marie: KURT! Get down from there!
Kurt: Sorry.
Marie: (throws head back)
Apocalypse (back stage): I will return, it has already begun.
Me: (cough) Uh, Marie, you forgot somebody.
Marie: I did?
Me: (points at St. John) Yeah.
Marie: (looks over at St. John, who has set the tree on fire) AHH! ST. JOHN, DON'T PUT THE DAMN TREE ON FIRE! GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS!
St. John: (to Me) But you said to put it on fire until she told me not to!
Me: Yeah, I know, John. Take 5.
St. John: 'kay.
Me: So much for the trees….
Blooper: Remy's fall
Marie: No, no, shut up! It's too much, too much! (creates psyches)
Remy: (jumps down, getting his foot caught on the street lamp over Marie; causing him to swing and hit his head on the pole)
Marie: (rolls eyes) My hero
Blooper: Head Bash
Marie: Bonjour
Remy: AHH! (hits heads with Marie)
CAZAP
Marie: Y' had ta go an' hit me, didn' y'?
Blooper: UMMM…
Marie: Remy, Ah'm so sorry, Sugah, Ah… (blinks) what was my line?
Blooper: I-I-I…
Marie: I-I-I….
BAMF
Remy: (stands up)(waits a little while) Umm… isn' she supposed ta fall now?
Marie (muffled): in the cupboard, Swamp Rah.
Blooper: Faint
Dr. McCoy: Present the bands.
…
Dr. McCoy: (cough) PRESENT THE BANDS.
(thunk)
All: (look at Jamie, who is on the floor)
Me: Poor thing, he wasn't acting! (hugz)
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There they are! Do I like Jamie? No, but he's so cute! (hugsz)