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When my friends read it they laughed there heads off and thanks to them for help thinking of ideas for this story! This one goes to Nat!
EmPOV
"Emmett you stupid idiot why didn't you bring it dumbass" Jasper said angrily.
"Why jazzy I don't know alright, I just didn't bring it okay" I got up and walked around the cell. Yes a jail cell.
Flashback
I was driving along the highway when a cop car pulled up.
"Driver's Licence please" It was derrick charlie's understudy. Ha understudy.
"Oh sure" I went to grab my wallet.
Oh shit I left it at home.
End Of Flashback.
"Oh my what do we have here?" Charlie bella's dad said as he walked past and noticed us in here. He always wanted to get Edward in trouble so she couldn't see him. It was quite funny.
Charlie looked a tad bit uneasy, I wonder why?
I turned around and that was a sight that will be locked in my memory for ever even though I want to forget it.
There in a giant crisis is carlise doing something remotely …
Singing while still dressed up as a female hooker hanging onto the jail bars going up and down..
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.
Falling to the ground and giggling like a pixie Alice.
"Is he alright?" Charlie said while standing there with his mouth hung open.
Was carlise alright?? No but I have this feeling that its just gonna keep getting worse.